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Old 02-21-2009, 01:16 AM   #1
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Slayer - the ultimate music for relaxation

I'm just trying to kick the flu and I needed to solve something close to our old family house, so when I got half dead unable to drive I stayed here and trying to cure it.

The problem is, I'm not used to take shit from anyone anymore, and my stepfather is the smartest little piece of asshole on this planet, I almost knocked him out already, one more smartass remark and I'm gonna kick his old geront ass that he'll be fuckin cruising through the snow outside like Mr. Plow.

I had to disappear to a quiet room and playing Slayer at top volume to calm down.

Shit, can't wait to leave.
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Old 02-21-2009, 01:22 AM   #2
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slayer cures cancer
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Old 02-21-2009, 01:23 AM   #3
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slayer cures cancer
That's what I read, I am getting a regular dose of prevention.
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Yeah, youtube acts weirdly these days I guess they're saving on bandwith or something.
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Old 02-21-2009, 02:00 AM   #6
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After a couple of decades of interest I finally saw Slayer live and was sorely disappointed to find another poser band with big harsh lyrics and soft hearts like Gummi bears, too bad, you want carebear with attitude, try Motorhead instead..
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Old 02-21-2009, 02:02 AM   #7
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After a couple of decades of interest I finally saw Slayer live and was sorely disappointed to find another poser band with big harsh lyrics and soft hearts like Gummi bears, too bad, you want carebear with attitude, try Motorhead instead..
I've never seemed them yet, last year in November they were around the corner but I only saw a bunch of fat drunk metal orthodoxes going to the concert I said fuck it I'll rather work.

On the other hand everyone says they're one of the best live acts around and what I saw on video was pretty impressive, what was the show?
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After a couple of decades of interest I finally saw Slayer live and was sorely disappointed to find another poser band with big harsh lyrics and soft hearts like Gummi bears, too bad, you want carebear with attitude, try Motorhead instead..
what did you expect from some D&D playing jerk off nerds?
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Old 02-21-2009, 03:04 AM   #9
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I think you guys are gay and don't see thing in entire perspective, Slayer rock.

Just played their Charles Mansion instrumental and most of those super hard faggy bands with asses in leather pants would brake their insured fingernails to play that. Drumming, rhytms, dynamic.. works like a clockwork.

I've finished Divine Intervention and GOd Hates us all and am totally calm, just I got a permanent headache, so I need to get some painkiller (not Judas Priest though).
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Old 02-21-2009, 04:02 AM   #11
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If I quoted the following, would it make me anti-semitic? This can be fun/challenging. I want AlienQ and Dirty Danza to reply with the rest of the "respected" names. Here it goes:

Auschwitz, the meaning of pain
The way that I want you to die
Slow death, immense decay
Showers that cleanse you of your life
Forced in
Like cattle
You run
Stripped of
Your lifes worth
Human mice, for the angel of death
Four hundred thousand more to die
Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Sadistic, surgeon of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood

So with or without judgement, what would you say?
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Old 02-21-2009, 04:45 AM   #12
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Old 02-21-2009, 04:50 AM   #13
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If I quoted the following, would it make me anti-semitic? This can be fun/challenging. I want AlienQ and Dirty Danza to reply with the rest of the "respected" names. Here it goes:

Auschwitz, the meaning of pain
The way that I want you to die
Slow death, immense decay
Showers that cleanse you of your life
Forced in
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You run
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Human mice, for the angel of death
Four hundred thousand more to die
Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Sadistic, surgeon of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood

So with or without judgement, what would you say?

obviously not antisemetic, the song is describing how sick the so called "doctor" mengele was
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Old 02-21-2009, 04:53 AM   #14
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obviously not antisemetic, the song is describing how sick the so called "doctor" mengele was
I need to know who the statue is under your name. Every time I see it I think its kiraly (king) Istvan from Hungary. I'm probably way off but I have to know. If you want to keep it secret hit me up on ICQ. 2103055
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Yeah, I put Slayer right up there with Vivaldi for relaxation music. Works even better than Tibetan monk chant music

/j/k Slayer's alright by me
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I need to know who the statue is under your name. Every time I see it I think its kiraly (king) Istvan from Hungary. I'm probably way off but I have to know. If you want to keep it secret hit me up on ICQ. 2103055
no secret, you are actually close to the right part of the world in your guess

It is Vlad Ţepeş aka Vlad Dracula, prince of Wallachia 1448-1476
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Old 02-21-2009, 05:01 AM   #17
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no secret, you are actually close to the right part of the world in your guess

It is Vlad Ţepeş aka Vlad Dracula, prince of Wallachia 1448-1476
I was born in Wallachia too - just a bit more Northwestern, exactly at midnight, at the only good place in this shit hole country, vampires like heavy music.

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If I quoted the following, would it make me anti-semitic? This can be fun/challenging. I want AlienQ and Dirty Danza to reply with the rest of the "respected" names. Here it goes:......So with or without judgement, what would you say?
now, here is one that probably could be said to be anti-semetic, although the band is pretty much doing everything they can to be anti-politically-correct so they spew nonsensical hatred towards everything and everybody, so you can't really take them too seriously, but check it out (and I in no way condone the lyrics they are singing, I am only posting this youtube video as a different angle on the topic of lyrics)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BguyQybgVDU

the lyrics are in the sidebar
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now, here is one that probably could be said to be anti-semetic, although the band is pretty much doing everything they can to be anti-politically-correct so they spew nonsensical hatred towards everything and everybody, so you can't really take them too seriously, but check it out (and I in no way condone the lyrics they are singing, I am only posting this youtube video as a different angle on the topic of lyrics)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BguyQybgVDU

the lyrics are in the sidebar
Here's the funny thing about that song, it's actually pretty good. (Non metal fans will think otherwise.) The problem is nobody will ever take it seriously. It's like Rotting Christ or Cannibal Corpse. Actually they are more like Cannibal Corpse. Rotting Christ progressed to be lyrical and musical.

As far as the hatred, its just whatever the listener puts into it. I was never influenced by the so called Satanic music I heard and still listen to through this day. All the noise people make about music is a ridiculous outlet. But like politics, the loudest (hip hop) voice gets the oil...
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I agree 100%

I told you Slayer was awesome. Kerry King might come to my party tomorrow.
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I agree 100%

I told you Slayer was awesome. Kerry King might come to my party tomorrow.
Heavy Metal Dracula says hello.
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If I quoted the following, would it make me anti-semitic? This can be fun/challenging. I want AlienQ and Dirty Danza to reply with the rest of the "respected" names. Here it goes:

Auschwitz, the meaning of pain
The way that I want you to die
Slow death, immense decay
Showers that cleanse you of your life
Forced in
Like cattle
You run
Stripped of
Your lifes worth
Human mice, for the angel of death
Four hundred thousand more to die
Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Sadistic, surgeon of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood

So with or without judgement, what would you say?
I just a song about history and the holocaust. To me Slayer is art refecting life, they just happen to reflect the dark parts.

PPSteve and I may be the 2 biggest Slayer nuts on Earth...and Steve is a Jew. Go figure?

Some of those lyrics are actually wrong too.


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After a couple of decades of interest I finally saw Slayer live and was sorely disappointed to find another poser band with big harsh lyrics and soft hearts like Gummi bears, too bad, you want carebear with attitude, try Motorhead instead..
Sounds like you need to remove your head from your ass if you think Slayer is a poser band

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i used to have divine intervention on tape a long ass time ago..... i liked it
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I'm just trying to kick the flu and I needed to solve something close to our old family house, so when I got half dead unable to drive I stayed here and trying to cure it.

The problem is, I'm not used to take shit from anyone anymore, and my stepfather is the smartest little piece of asshole on this planet, I almost knocked him out already, one more smartass remark and I'm gonna kick his old geront ass that he'll be fuckin cruising through the snow outside like Mr. Plow.

I had to disappear to a quiet room and playing Slayer at top volume to calm down.

Shit, can't wait to leave.
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Keep it to the point - Slayer.

I'm making fun of emo's and douchebags and potheads and all kinds of weird individuals in this beautiful and terrible world all year long, and I fight them and own them once they start to bark, cause that's the only way to handle it, and it's a constant fight that will never end.

And all you asshats don't try to persuade me you're the new breed of totally pacifistic creatures of new the new millenium who only watch totally bullshit tv programs made for retards, interact with your virtual friends on their virtual multifunctional megaccellular machines and keep a healthy virtual track of "friends" and socialize on "boards" and shit.

You have no fuckin clue what I'm speaking about, it's none of your business and never will be, so keep it out of this thread, this board.

I'm gonna send you a bag full of used dildos if you're bored.

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