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DWB · 03-05-2009, 04:49 PM

That means I have to visit a urologist because something else is going on down there.

I thought for sure I got burned by this little black teen I've been fucking and pumping full of baby juice since I've been back in the USA but turns out I'm clean as a whistle, which means I may have a bigger problem.

Anyone in the Valley know of a good urologist?

doridori · 03-05-2009, 04:51 PM

always wear a condom.

Intrinsic · 03-05-2009, 04:51 PM

All urologists are good urologists.. a decade of school to look at dickies all day..
p.s i've been to two
p.p.s it's probably bacterial, get cipro

Slappin Fish · 03-05-2009, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doridori

always wear a condom.

You really are thick beyond all comprehension

STAROTICA · 03-05-2009, 04:57 PM

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DWB · 03-05-2009, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrinsic

All urologists are good urologists.. a decade of school to look at dickies all day..
p.s i've been to two
p.p.s it's probably bacterial, get cipro

Never been to a urologist, but I have been to bad doctors.

I ate 500mg of cipro already before I took the test. Also took 1000mg of Zithromax just in case. Neither took care of it. So then I thought it may be a drug resistant strain, went to get my tests and I'm clean. They also checked my urine for blood and did a UTI test. All clean.

Deep under my balls have a dull ache to them and my urethra feels like there is an infection in it. I'm pissing a ton, just little amounts though. Overall just a discomfort feeling I've never felt before.

_Richard_ · 03-05-2009, 04:59 PM

ouch

hope everything is ok

Ethersync · 03-05-2009, 04:59 PM

Good luck. Hope it is nothing serious.

munki · 03-05-2009, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Never been to a urologist, but I have been to bad doctors.

I ate 500mg of cipro already before I took the test. Also took 1000mg of Zithromax just in case. Neither took care of it. So then I thought it may be a drug resistant strain, went to get my tests and I'm clean. They also checked my urine for blood and did a UTI test. All clean.

Deep under my balls have a dull ache to them and my urethra feels like there is an infection in it. I'm pissing a ton, just little amounts though. Overall just a discomfort feeling I've never felt before.

You done finally went and broke your shit dawg...

Intrinsic · 03-05-2009, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Never been to a urologist, but I have been to bad doctors.

I ate 500mg of cipro already before I took the test. Also took 1000mg of Zithromax just in case. Neither took care of it. So then I thought it may be a drug resistant strain, went to get my tests and I'm clean. They also checked my urine for blood and did a UTI test. All clean.

Deep under my balls have a dull ache to them and my urethra feels like there is an infection in it. I'm pissing a ton, just little amounts though. Overall just a discomfort feeling I've never felt before.

its a bacterial infection, it won't show up in any tests either.. take 1g of cipro a day for 7 days (500mg in morning, 500mg at night) and 500mg of cipro the following 7 days (2 weeks of treatment) .. you'll feel better after 3-4 days..

Drake · 03-05-2009, 05:05 PM

Is your urologist male, female, or shemale?

Jim_Gunn · 03-05-2009, 05:10 PM

What do you expect banging third world hookers, lol? I feel blessed that I have never had an STD in my life despite barebacking more than a few girls. They almost all had full panel health tests though, so that certainly helps a lot.

Intrinsic · 03-05-2009, 05:22 PM

DWB · 03-05-2009, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn

What do you expect banging third world hookers, lol? I feel blessed that I have never had an STD in my life despite barebacking more than a few girls. They almost all had full panel health tests though, so that certainly helps a lot.

You know the funny thing is, I've banged a lot of chicks raw in my days, and I've NEVER been burned by a cheap 3rd world hooker. Not once. The couple of times I did get burned, it was always with some chick I met in the USA, usually at a club or a stripper. Go figure.

I had an old Navy guy once tell me to pour mouthwash (Listerine) over my cock after I fuck a girl. Now, I have no idea if it really works or not or if I've just been lucky, but that's what I do when I bang 3rd world chicks and to date, not a single problem. I don't do it in the USA and I've been burned. Maye he was a kook, maybe I'm just lucky, but so far so good.

He says they would pour it on their cocks and right down the piss hole to clean out any bacteria they may have picked up during the fuck. Said not a one of them ever got anything once they started doing this and they fucked 100s of whores from all over the world. I have not found any information anywhere to back this claim up, but like I said, when I do it, I don't have any problems.

DWB · 03-05-2009, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrinsic

its a bacterial infection, it won't show up in any tests either.. take 1g of cipro a day for 7 days (500mg in morning, 500mg at night) and 500mg of cipro the following 7 days (2 weeks of treatment) .. you'll feel better after 3-4 days..

I'll see what the dick doctor says first, I wouldn't mind getting a finger up my ass.

It does feel like an infection, there is no doubt about that.

DWB · 03-05-2009, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrinsic

HOW DID YOU GET THAT PHOTO??!!!??? I only sent that to two people, that should just be floating around online.

Intrinsic · 03-05-2009, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

HOW DID YOU GET THAT PHOTO??!!!??? I only sent that to two people, that should just be floating around online.

thats your mug on thesmokinggun.com

_Richard_ · 03-05-2009, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

You know the funny thing is, I've banged a lot of chicks raw in my days, and I've NEVER been burned by a cheap 3rd world hooker. Not once. The couple of times I did get burned, it was always with some chick I met in the USA, usually at a club or a stripper. Go figure.

I had an old Navy guy once tell me to pour mouthwash (Listerine) over my cock after I fuck a girl. Now, I have no idea if it really works or not or if I've just been lucky, but that's what I do when I bang 3rd world chicks and to date, not a single problem. I don't do it in the USA and I've been burned. Maye he was a kook, maybe I'm just lucky, but so far so good.

He says they would pour it on their cocks and right down the piss hole to clean out any bacteria they may have picked up during the fuck. Said not a one of them ever got anything once they started doing this and they fucked 100s of whores from all over the world. I have not found any information anywhere to back this claim up, but like I said, when I do it, I don't have any problems.

so crazy it just might work

eroticsexxx · 03-05-2009, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki

You done finally went and broke your shit dawg...

That's something one of my crew would say..right down to the last letter.

acctman · 03-05-2009, 05:56 PM

last years STD test I took i failed, all negs

damn Sam's club and there 100 qty condom boxes grrrr

The Duck · 03-05-2009, 06:03 PM

Fucking listerine?!

Jayvis · 03-05-2009, 06:07 PM

DWB has the best threads going.

NinjaSteve · 03-05-2009, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Never been to a urologist, but I have been to bad doctors.

I ate 500mg of cipro already before I took the test. Also took 1000mg of Zithromax just in case. Neither took care of it. So then I thought it may be a drug resistant strain, went to get my tests and I'm clean. They also checked my urine for blood and did a UTI test. All clean.

Deep under my balls have a dull ache to them and my urethra feels like there is an infection in it. I'm pissing a ton, just little amounts though. Overall just a discomfort feeling I've never felt before.

Do you really need to go to a cockologist? Sounds like you're self medicating and you're doctor enough already.

JC-OCCash · 03-05-2009, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Never been to a urologist, but I have been to bad doctors.

I ate 500mg of cipro already before I took the test. Also took 1000mg of Zithromax just in case. Neither took care of it. So then I thought it may be a drug resistant strain, went to get my tests and I'm clean. They also checked my urine for blood and did a UTI test. All clean.

Deep under my balls have a dull ache to them and my urethra feels like there is an infection in it. I'm pissing a ton, just little amounts though. Overall just a discomfort feeling I've never felt before.

Did you tell them you took that stuff BEFORE you took the test?? The antibiotics will mask the chlamydia etc and you will test negative....how do I know???? I made that mistake before...seriously...

xxxjay · 03-05-2009, 08:31 PM

this is the best title for a thread ever.

i'm too scared to get tested

GirlBri · 03-05-2009, 08:40 PM

good luck man, hope everything works out for the best

brassmonkey · 03-05-2009, 08:43 PM

damn get a prostate exam

Deej · 03-05-2009, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

You know the funny thing is, I've banged a lot of chicks raw in my days, and I've NEVER been burned by a cheap 3rd world hooker. Not once. The couple of times I did get burned, it was always with some chick I met in the USA, usually at a club or a stripper. Go figure.

I had an old Navy guy once tell me to pour mouthwash (Listerine) over my cock after I fuck a girl. Now, I have no idea if it really works or not or if I've just been lucky, but that's what I do when I bang 3rd world chicks and to date, not a single problem. I don't do it in the USA and I've been burned. Maye he was a kook, maybe I'm just lucky, but so far so good.

He says they would pour it on their cocks and right down the piss hole to clean out any bacteria they may have picked up during the fuck. Said not a one of them ever got anything once they started doing this and they fucked 100s of whores from all over the world. I have not found any information anywhere to back this claim up, but like I said, when I do it, I don't have any problems.

I was told Mtn Dew...The Yellow #5 kills thangs...

babymaker · 03-05-2009, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JC-OCCash

Did you tell them you took that stuff BEFORE you took the test?? The antibiotics will mask the chlamydia etc and you will test negative....how do I know???? I made that mistake before...seriously...

I was gonna metion this, you fucked up your test results, if you have ghonnera or clymida you took those med and it masked it, the strains we have in the US you need a direct shot in the ass, not the pills, wait a few days and go back.

Cyandin · 03-05-2009, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki

You done finally went and broke your shit dawg...

DWB · 03-05-2009, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JC-OCCash

Did you tell them you took that stuff BEFORE you took the test?? The antibiotics will mask the chlamydia etc and you will test negative....how do I know???? I made that mistake before...seriously...

I did tell them, they said enough days had passed. Who knows though. You may be totally right.

I was just chatting with Babymaker on ICQ and I think I'm going to have them give me an injection anyway, if they will, just in case.

DWB · 03-05-2009, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

this is the best title for a thread ever.

i'm too scared to get tested

I'll hold your hand and dry your tears, just do the same for me the next time I get back from Asia.

DWB · 03-05-2009, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babymaker

I was gonna metion this, you fucked up your test results, if you have ghonnera or clymida you took those med and it masked it, the strains we have in the US you need a direct shot in the ass, not the pills, wait a few days and go back.

Gonna call them tomorrow see if they can't hook me up.

DWB · 03-05-2009, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki

You done finally went and broke your shit dawg...

I'm afraid so.

DWB · 03-05-2009, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaSteve

Do you really need to go to a cockologist? Sounds like you're self medicating and you're doctor enough already.

Yea, I wanted to be a doctor before this who porn thing kicked off. I usually treat my friends and myself but this one I'm not able to figure out.

wootpr0n · 03-06-2009, 12:40 AM

I don't know how old you are, but it sounds like you have an enlarged prostate. You exhibit the classic symptoms. The prostate is located under your urethra, so when it gets enlarged, it presses up against the urethra and starts to obstruct the flow of urine. This would explain why you are not urinating as often, and is also indicative of the deep-seated pain that you are having.

Most men experience a prostate enlargement once they grow older, rarely it is the result of cancer. If it is enlarged, the next step is to get a PSA test and then a biopsy to determine if it is cancerous.

Either that or it could be a Urinary Tract Infection with some sort of Uropathogenic E. coli. If antibiotics haven't been able to clear them up, they probably are the type that forms a biofilm, which could also explain the urethral obstruction. I would suggest that you do not take any antibiotics until consulting with your doctor. If it is a bacterial infection, taking antibiotics once isn't going to have an effect on the bacteria, if anything it will lead to increased resistance.

kmanrox · 03-06-2009, 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doridori

always wear a condom.

roflmfao!!!!

StaceyJo · 03-06-2009, 03:59 AM

Hope everything is fine at your end.

dave90210 · 03-06-2009, 04:31 AM

I always drink Cranberry juice after unprotected oral and vaginal sex, get the juice that has no sugar added and atleast 70 percent cranberry juice, Whole Foods is the only place I know who carrys that. I carry alcohol wipes and wipe the tip of my penis after sex and wash my stuff down with antibacterial soap.

CaptainHowdy · 03-06-2009, 05:56 AM

You can't beat the adrenaline of getting an STD...

xxweekxx · 03-06-2009, 06:31 AM

Doesnt pouring listerine burn like a bitch?? im jw

Fletch XXX · 03-06-2009, 06:32 AM

it'll work out man

tranza · 03-06-2009, 06:37 AM

Hope you keep healthy

Tjeezers · 03-06-2009, 08:12 AM

Sounds like a broken blood vain in the area where it hurts the most.
broken blood vains can be temp or for a long time, they can come and go without you knowing it.
Also STD tests are not really accurate when you keep in mind that some problems not appear right away, but after 5-7 months.

Anyway, to much fucking causes muscle contractions in areas where you never felt it before also. This causes people to worry, cause they experience a first time pain.

cherrylula · 03-06-2009, 08:34 AM

maybe keep a listerine douche handy too for those questionable whores.

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