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Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-25-2009, 06:11 AM

Most people realize it, but there seem to be a few around here who actually think my board persona is anything more then that.. lmao

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Publicity

That is all it is folks...

If you actually take some of the stuff I do around here seriously then you are the one with the problem...

Jdoughs · 02-25-2009, 06:14 AM

Who are you trying to convince?

DK · 02-25-2009, 06:15 AM

Why would anyone in their right mind create a persona of someone suffering from Dimentia?

Carmine Raguso · 02-25-2009, 06:15 AM

"Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch."

Ty Webb - Caddyshack

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-25-2009, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DK

Why would anyone in their right mind create a persona of someone suffering from Dimentia?

Because, the more strange the character the more it gets followed...

who · 02-25-2009, 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

Because, the more strange the character the more it gets followed...

Way to try and justify yourself, fruitcake.

CaptainHowdy · 02-25-2009, 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso

"Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch."

Ty Webb - Caddyshack

...

Carmine Raguso · 02-25-2009, 06:26 AM

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-25-2009, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

Way to try and justify yourself, fruitcake.

Bingo...

Nicky · 02-25-2009, 06:40 AM

Give me publicity.

HorseShit · 02-25-2009, 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

Way to try and justify yourself, fruitcake.

He's trying to pass off his lowered mental capacity as a board persona now, so funny

candyflip · 02-25-2009, 07:00 AM

JonClark ‎(8:43 PM):
I have ran two successful design companies..
I know how to sell the hell out of design..
Come on man... I do not tell you how to run photoshop.. lol
Fuck proffessional..
I am a closer..
I get ther money and give them a product..

candyflip · 02-25-2009, 07:01 AM

John always takes care of his customers:

JonClark ‎(8:24 PM):
No one will pay them prices right now..
People get what they pay for..
But..
You can give them pure garbage

seeandsee · 02-25-2009, 07:02 AM

Si · 02-25-2009, 07:04 AM

fris · 02-25-2009, 07:05 AM

two design companies that are out of business, how is that successful

candyflip · 02-25-2009, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

two design companies that are out of business, how is that successful

He did run them tough. Right into the ground.

nico-t · 02-25-2009, 07:22 AM

so, you did it all for the publicity...... please share what youve gained from that publicity?

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-25-2009, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

two design companies that are out of business, how is that successful

Actually, the only one that is out of business is the "affordable" one, because I verifiability wanted out of the "affordable" market.. I'd rather deal with one person spending $1000 versus ten people spending $100...

Now tell me that makes no sense..

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-25-2009, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

so, you did it all for the publicity...... please share what youve gained from that publicity?

Both of my companies providing service to the adult market are both booked out... So you tell me..

nico-t · 02-25-2009, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

Both of my companies providing service to the adult market are both booked out... So you tell me..

well if that is true, fair enough.... but a professional biz mentality on the boards would be pulling alot more clients.... example is alienq he also gets alot of publicity but it seems that it doesnt help him much....

'all publicity is good publicity' is not true.

TisMe · 02-25-2009, 07:36 AM

Always the same with these clowns. Make a fool out of yourself then try to claim it was all just a joke.

Only one convinced of this seems to be Jon.

StuartD · 02-25-2009, 07:40 AM

Is this going to be in your book on getting rich in 2009?

1. Go to the place where potential clients congregate.
2. Convince them all that you're not only a pathelogical liar, but also completely unprofessional.
3. Get into as much childish drama as possible and speak broken English to make it authentic.
4. Tell everyone you're doing it on purpose for the sake of publicity.
5. Beg for donations.

Mickey_ · 02-25-2009, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

Most people realize it, but there seem to be a few around here who actually think my board persona is anything more then that.. lmao

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Publicity

That is all it is folks...

If you actually take some of the stuff I do around here seriously then you are the one with the problem...

Have you considered the amount of potential business you've lost due to the way you present yourself online? 'Any publicity is good publicity' doesn't always apply. Especially when your business falls under 'Providers'

nico-t · 02-25-2009, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

Is this going to be in your book on getting rich in 2009?

1. Go to the place where potential clients congregate.
2. Convince them all that you're not only a pathelogical liar, but also completely unprofessional.
3. Get into as much childish drama as possible and speak broken English to make it authentic.
4. Tell everyone you're doing it on purpose for the sake of publicity.
5. Beg for donations.

nice

TisMe · 02-25-2009, 07:45 AM

StuartD, were you authorized to leak Jon's business plan?

How the hell can he sell it now for $25 ???

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-25-2009, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

well if that is true, fair enough.... but a professional biz mentality on the boards would be pulling alot more clients.... example is alienq he also gets alot of publicity but it seems that it doesnt help him much....

'all publicity is good publicity' is not true.

Well being booked out is a good sign I am not in need of clients and what ever I am doing is working...

When I am quiet business slows down... When I stir shit up, business picks up.. That is how it has been over the years..

I feel I owe the success ASD was directly to the drama with boyalley...

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-25-2009, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mickey-AWE

Have you considered the amount of potential business you've lost due to the way you present yourself online? 'Any publicity is good publicity' doesn't always apply. Especially when your business falls under 'Providers'

What business have I lost...? We are booked out.. I would have to turn you down if you tried hiring me for something right now..

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-25-2009, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TisMe

Always the same with these clowns. Make a fool out of yourself then try to claim it was all just a joke.

And alot of you fall for it everytime... So who is the joke really on..?

TisMe · 02-25-2009, 08:06 AM

Only one falling for this is you Jon.

Everyone else seems to realize that you are the joke.

Pleasurepays · 02-25-2009, 08:09 AM

every lunatic on this board eventually breaks down and tries to rationalize their behavior and why people hate them. you're no different. its easier than having to come to grips with the fact that no one respects you or believes you and that you can't even create fake/fantasy success, much less real success.

this same exact shit you posted has been said by Amp, AlienQ and 100 other lunatics that had/have frequent meltdowns on GFY.

02-25-2009, 08:28 AM

Maybe its the way you spread a lotta rumour fodder
Keepin all your little spies and leavin when you realise
Step up, fairy
I guess its time to bury your ass with the chrome
Straight to the dome
You heard that right, bitch, I didnt stutter
If you know whats good - sit, shut up and beg, brother
Backstab - dont you know who youre dissin?
Side swipe - we know the ass that youre kissin!
Bigidy-biggidy bitch boy, halfway hauser
Cant hear shit cuz I keep gettin louder
Step up, and you get a face full o tactic
Lippin off hard, goin home in a basket
You got no pull, no power, no nuthin
Now you start shit? well, aint that somethin?
Payoffs dont protect, and you cant hide if you want
But Ill find you - comin up behind you!

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-25-2009, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch

Maybe its the way you spread a lotta rumour fodder
Keepin all your little spies and leavin when you realise
Step up, fairy
I guess its time to bury your ass with the chrome
Straight to the dome
You heard that right, bitch, I didnt stutter
If you know whats good - sit, shut up and beg, brother
Backstab - dont you know who youre dissin?
Side swipe - we know the ass that youre kissin!
Bigidy-biggidy bitch boy, halfway hauser
Cant hear shit cuz I keep gettin louder
Step up, and you get a face full o tactic
Lippin off hard, goin home in a basket
You got no pull, no power, no nuthin
Now you start shit? well, aint that somethin?
Payoffs dont protect, and you cant hide if you want
But Ill find you - comin up behind you!

That song rocks...

fris · 02-25-2009, 10:23 AM

Jon pees his bed

WarChild · 02-25-2009, 10:31 AM

What an idiot. Nobody's going to do business with a liar and scammer like Jon.

Redmanthatcould · 02-25-2009, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

Actually, the only one that is out of business is the "affordable" one, because I verifiability wanted out of the "affordable" market.. I'd rather deal with one person spending $1000 versus ten people spending $100...

Now tell me that makes no sense..

It doesn't make sense, in my opinion. You are not broadening your base of customers that way, and relying heavily on a few select customers. Especially with the trend of people going online to make money, you'll be missing out on a lot of new webmasters that will eventually turn into those $1K spenders and beyond.

You will also be limiting your word-of-mouth business; the best advertisement is from a happy customer that tells their friends about you, so instead of having 10 happy webmasters telling their webmaster friends about your services, you only have 1 doing that.

Quagmire · 02-25-2009, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

Most people realize it, but there seem to be a few around here who actually think my board persona is anything more then that.. lmao

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Publicity

That is all it is folks...

If you actually take some of the stuff I do around here seriously then you are the one with the problem...

Here is a little hint - if you have to explain what you are doing, it isn't working.

Martin · 02-25-2009, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

Is this his real photo?

DaddyHalbucks · 02-25-2009, 11:03 AM

Thanks for clarifying! Now I want to run right out and do business with you.

NOT.

02-25-2009, 06:11 AM	#1
Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE North Coast Pimp Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: 304-534-757 Posts: 9,395	Seems like some of you are not up to speed... Here is your one and only clue..! Most people realize it, but there seem to be a few around here who actually think my board persona is anything more then that.. lmao http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Publicity That is all it is folks... If you actually take some of the stuff I do around here seriously then you are the one with the problem...

02-25-2009, 06:14 AM	#2
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02-25-2009, 06:15 AM	#3
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02-25-2009, 06:40 AM	#10
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02-25-2009, 07:00 AM	#12
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,052	JonClark ‎(8:43 PM): I have ran two successful design companies.. I know how to sell the hell out of design.. Come on man... I do not tell you how to run photoshop.. lol Fuck proffessional.. I am a closer.. I get ther money and give them a product.. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

02-25-2009, 06:15 AM	#4
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02-25-2009, 06:26 AM	#8
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02-25-2009, 07:01 AM	#13
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02-25-2009, 07:05 AM	#16
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02-25-2009, 07:22 AM	#18
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	so, you did it all for the publicity...... please share what youve gained from that publicity?

02-25-2009, 07:36 AM	#22
TisMe Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,719	Always the same with these clowns. Make a fool out of yourself then try to claim it was all just a joke. Only one convinced of this seems to be Jon.

02-25-2009, 07:40 AM	#23
StuartD Sofa King Band Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Outside the box Posts: 29,903	Is this going to be in your book on getting rich in 2009? 1. Go to the place where potential clients congregate. 2. Convince them all that you're not only a pathelogical liar, but also completely unprofessional. 3. Get into as much childish drama as possible and speak broken English to make it authentic. 4. Tell everyone you're doing it on purpose for the sake of publicity. 5. Beg for donations. __________________ This is me on facebook This is me on twitter

02-25-2009, 07:45 AM	#26
TisMe Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,719	StuartD, were you authorized to leak Jon's business plan? How the hell can he sell it now for $25 ???

02-25-2009, 08:06 AM	#30
TisMe Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,719	Only one falling for this is you Jon. Everyone else seems to realize that you are the joke.

02-25-2009, 08:09 AM	#31
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	every lunatic on this board eventually breaks down and tries to rationalize their behavior and why people hate them. you're no different. its easier than having to come to grips with the fact that no one respects you or believes you and that you can't even create fake/fantasy success, much less real success. this same exact shit you posted has been said by Amp, AlienQ and 100 other lunatics that had/have frequent meltdowns on GFY.

02-25-2009, 08:28 AM	#32
Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE Guest Posts: n/a	Maybe its the way you spread a lotta rumour fodder Keepin all your little spies and leavin when you realise Step up, fairy I guess its time to bury your ass with the chrome Straight to the dome You heard that right, bitch, I didnt stutter If you know whats good - sit, shut up and beg, brother Backstab - dont you know who youre dissin? Side swipe - we know the ass that youre kissin! Bigidy-biggidy bitch boy, halfway hauser Cant hear shit cuz I keep gettin louder Step up, and you get a face full o tactic Lippin off hard, goin home in a basket You got no pull, no power, no nuthin Now you start shit? well, aint that somethin? Payoffs dont protect, and you cant hide if you want But Ill find you - comin up behind you!

02-25-2009, 10:23 AM	#34
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,240	Jon pees his bed __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

02-25-2009, 10:31 AM	#35
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02-25-2009, 11:03 AM	#39
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