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Fleshlight Team · 09-10-2009, 12:32 PM

Interactive Life Forms, makers of the #1 selling male sex toy in the world is proud to release the all new Sex In a Can?. Available in three varieties, these humorous, collectible cans house Fleshlight's patented Real Feel Superskin? material, making this product a double threat in both novelty and self gratification markets. In addition, each distinct brew boasts a unique orifice and texture offering further visual and sensual stimulation.

"Those who have followed Fleshlight for several years now are aware of the Sex-In-A-Can product line. We took that product back to the drawing board; redesigned the canister to improve both air flow and storage, re-imagined the labels and sculpted brand new orifices to match. We even created all new textures for each individual can, which mimic our most popular Fleshlight® sensations," commented Steve Shubin, CEO.

The price point for the Sex-In-A-Can is set for $39.95, making it the most economical way to experience the Fleshlight® line of products. "While everyone is working just a little bit harder to make ends meet, we are happy to be able to launch Sex-In-A-Can and allow our customers to get the Fleshlight experience in a way that is both affordable and highly stimulating. And for those who can't decide which one to buy, we are even offering the 3 pack at $99.95, " remarked Shubin.

First one to answer the following questions correctly will receive a Free Sex In A Can
1. Name three textures we offer?
2. Name two orifices we offer?
3. Name two Fleshlight Girls?
4. What's the Fleshlight affiliate program name?

Exotic Gold · 09-10-2009, 12:34 PM

If you have 'Booty Sweat' I'll take a 6 pack.

brand0n · 09-10-2009, 12:43 PM

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Fleshlight Team · 09-10-2009, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

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mouth and vag
brooke skye and vanilla devile
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Perfect-

Send an e-mail to [email protected] with your mailing address and your choice of Sex In A Can and I'll send it right over...

Congrats!

brand0n · 09-10-2009, 12:48 PM

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Va2k · 09-10-2009, 01:10 PM

Sweet deal!

brand0n · 09-10-2009, 01:15 PM

email sent ill report back once i got it

SexualDragon · 09-10-2009, 01:45 PM

how much for one? I want to promote it using my dick

Fleshlight Team · 09-10-2009, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexualDragon

how much for one? I want to promote it using my dick

$39.95

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PornMD · 09-10-2009, 02:40 PM

Was instantly reminded of Shirt in a Can: http://s41.photobucket.com/albums/e289/ToughGuys911/?action=view&current=466fc541.flv

Good luck w/ the product, should sell well.

09-10-2009, 12:34 PM	#2
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09-10-2009, 12:43 PM	#3
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09-10-2009, 12:48 PM	#5
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	fuck ya thats pretty decent emailing now lol __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

09-10-2009, 01:10 PM	#6
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09-10-2009, 01:15 PM	#7
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	email sent ill report back once i got it __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

09-10-2009, 12:32 PM	#1
Fleshlight Team Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 197	Sex In A Can Interactive Life Forms, makers of the #1 selling male sex toy in the world is proud to release the all new Sex In a Can?. Available in three varieties, these humorous, collectible cans house Fleshlight's patented Real Feel Superskin? material, making this product a double threat in both novelty and self gratification markets. In addition, each distinct brew boasts a unique orifice and texture offering further visual and sensual stimulation. "Those who have followed Fleshlight for several years now are aware of the Sex-In-A-Can product line. We took that product back to the drawing board; redesigned the canister to improve both air flow and storage, re-imagined the labels and sculpted brand new orifices to match. We even created all new textures for each individual can, which mimic our most popular Fleshlight® sensations," commented Steve Shubin, CEO. The price point for the Sex-In-A-Can is set for $39.95, making it the most economical way to experience the Fleshlight® line of products. "While everyone is working just a little bit harder to make ends meet, we are happy to be able to launch Sex-In-A-Can and allow our customers to get the Fleshlight experience in a way that is both affordable and highly stimulating. And for those who can't decide which one to buy, we are even offering the 3 pack at $99.95, " remarked Shubin. First one to answer the following questions correctly will receive a Free Sex In A Can 1. Name three textures we offer? 2. Name two orifices we offer? 3. Name two Fleshlight Girls? 4. What's the Fleshlight affiliate program name? __________________ FNCash - Promote Fleshlight, the #1 Selling Male Sex Toy in the World! www.fncash.com

09-10-2009, 01:45 PM	#8
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09-10-2009, 02:40 PM	#10
PornMD Mainstream Businessman Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 9,291	Was instantly reminded of Shirt in a Can: http://s41.photobucket.com/albums/e289/ToughGuys911/?action=view&current=466fc541.flv Good luck w/ the product, should sell well. __________________ Want to crush it in mainstream with Facebook ads? Hit me up. Last edited by PornMD; 09-10-2009 at 02:41 PM..