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Old 03-04-2009, 12:31 AM   #1
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Wednesday's Riddle

Jimmy turned off the light in his bedroom and was able to get to bed before the room was dark. His bed is 15 feet from the wall switch. How did Jimmy do it?
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:04 AM   #2
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there are 2 lights?
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:07 AM   #3
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the sun was up / it was day time
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:07 AM   #4
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He used a long stick???
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:17 AM   #5
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the sun was up / it was day time
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:17 AM   #6
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:18 AM   #7
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I was gonna say he has the clapper
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I was gonna say he has the clapper
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Ok one more easy one...

The owner of a pet shop is trying to persuade two mothers and two daughters, who entered the store together, to buy three kittens.
He Made the sale. Each customer left the store with her own pet kitten. None of them shared a kitten. There were no other kittens in the shop except the three mentioned. How can three kittens be owned by two mothers and two daughters so that each has her own individual pet?
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1 Mother with her daughter who was also a mother and was also was with her daughter.

There were only 3 women. 2 of them mothers.

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Old 03-04-2009, 05:55 AM   #12
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Old 03-04-2009, 06:37 AM   #13
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Those were some good ones!
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