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DonX · 03-09-2009, 10:09 AM

You got to love them blondes

A beautiful blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed 'YES, YES, I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.

MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are honest. Not all blondes are dumb. But all men are men.

HeavenLeeGoddess · 03-09-2009, 10:23 AM

That was pretty funny.

EscortBiz · 03-09-2009, 10:35 AM

real well :-)

punker barbie · 03-09-2009, 10:36 AM

aww that was cute

A-n-D-r-E-S · 03-09-2009, 10:45 AM

John-ACWM · 03-09-2009, 10:46 AM

good one

who · 03-09-2009, 10:48 AM

I'll try it again when I'm not sober.

pornguy · 03-09-2009, 10:56 AM

Sounds about right.

_Richard_ · 03-09-2009, 11:03 AM

haha that's a good one

Reak AGV · 03-09-2009, 11:05 AM

That's classic

Phoenix · 03-09-2009, 11:08 AM

nice

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chelis · 03-09-2009, 11:56 AM

hehe, cool anecdote!

woj · 03-09-2009, 11:58 AM

WiredGuy · 03-09-2009, 12:05 PM

That would work on me, lol.
WG

casinojack · 03-09-2009, 12:11 PM

love casino humor...of course..

seeandsee · 03-09-2009, 12:27 PM

lol good one!

Scott McD · 03-09-2009, 12:29 PM

Haha!!

pentae · 03-09-2009, 12:36 PM

Useless without pics

HomerSimpson · 03-09-2009, 12:53 PM

really good one...

Spunky · 03-09-2009, 04:54 PM

Har har,that was good for a chuckle

03-09-2009, 10:09 AM	#1
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