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xxxjay · 03-11-2009, 07:39 PM

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

Enjoy!

JD · 03-11-2009, 07:45 PM

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

munki · 03-11-2009, 07:50 PM

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Spunky · 03-11-2009, 07:57 PM

lol @ Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch.

Miss Munki · 03-11-2009, 08:02 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

RyuLion · 03-11-2009, 08:13 PM

Sounds like him and me are almost the same..

qxm · 03-11-2009, 08:27 PM

dam funny m8

03-11-2009, 08:44 PM

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

xxxjay · 03-11-2009, 08:46 PM

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

Janak · 03-11-2009, 09:02 PM

It broke and so did I.

EthnicLover · 03-11-2009, 11:00 PM

That page is in the top 10 for "Chuck Norris" on Google.

"Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis."

WiredGuy · 03-11-2009, 11:10 PM

hahahaha, these are awesome.
WG

xxxjay · 03-12-2009, 02:19 AM

Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.

who · 03-12-2009, 02:24 AM

fork you too

Si · 03-12-2009, 04:23 AM

how sad......

bbobby86 · 03-12-2009, 04:28 AM

oh yeaa... chuck...

bobby666 · 03-12-2009, 06:08 AM

nie one and new for me

tranza · 03-12-2009, 06:24 AM

Who am I to desagree??? pretty funny stuff.Lol

CS-Jay · 03-12-2009, 06:34 AM

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

ExLust · 03-12-2009, 07:33 AM

Awww, funny. lol

Marcus Aurelius · 03-12-2009, 07:45 AM

These are great. I thought I had heard them all but some new ones there

Double trouble · 03-12-2009, 07:50 AM

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Kenny B! · 03-12-2009, 08:07 AM

these are awesome , thanks Jay

Marcus Aurelius · 03-12-2009, 08:28 AM

The Mr. T facts are pretty good too

"In the directors cut of Rocky III, Mr. T not only defeats Rocky...he tears his arm off and beats Adrianne to death."

Marcus Aurelius · 03-12-2009, 08:36 AM

"Mr. T once got into a fight with a ninja. He killed the ninja, but only after the ninja had cut off two of his fingers. Those fingers grew up to be Gary Coleman and Webster."

A-n-D-r-E-S · 03-12-2009, 09:56 AM

Kron · 03-12-2009, 10:08 AM

very funny

Deesnuts · 03-12-2009, 10:46 AM

chuck norris jokes never get old

03-11-2009, 07:39 PM	#1
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03-11-2009, 07:45 PM	#2
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03-11-2009, 08:44 PM	#8
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03-11-2009, 08:46 PM	#9
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03-11-2009, 11:00 PM	#11
EthnicLover Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: S. California Posts: 1,584	That page is in the top 10 for "Chuck Norris" on Google. "Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis." __________________ Honest adult reviews? - Adult Reviews Ethnic paysite owners? - Get reviewed Follow me? - Twitter Porn

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03-12-2009, 02:19 AM	#13
xxxjay Tube groupie. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: LoScandalous, CA Posts: 13,482	Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him. __________________ http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/

03-12-2009, 02:24 AM	#14
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	fork you too

03-12-2009, 04:23 AM	#15
Si Such Fun! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,900	how sad......

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03-12-2009, 06:34 AM	#19
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03-12-2009, 07:50 AM	#22
Double trouble So Fucking What? Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 22,251	Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. __________________

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03-12-2009, 08:28 AM	#24
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	The Mr. T facts are pretty good too "In the directors cut of Rocky III, Mr. T not only defeats Rocky...he tears his arm off and beats Adrianne to death."

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