F my life, wow look at this alexa graph to see how fast they are gowing. - GoFuckYourself.com

wtfent · 03-14-2009, 02:01 PM

Amazing. Seems like some of the stupidest sites are blowing up these days.

http://www.alexa.com/data/details/tr...ls/fmylife.com

RadicalSights · 03-14-2009, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Today, an old girlfriend from years ago wanted to have lunch. Seeing as I had nothing to do, I went with her. She introduced me to her son. Apparently I am the father. My son is 6. FML

seeandsee · 03-14-2009, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent

Amazing. Seems like some of the stupidest sites are blowing up these days.

http://www.alexa.com/data/details/tr...ls/fmylife.com

I find that site funny, not stupid

pornask · 03-14-2009, 02:18 PM

that site is not loading for me.

Basic_man · 03-14-2009, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask

that site is not loading for me.

Not loading for me too.

polish_aristocrat · 03-14-2009, 02:22 PM

looks like the traffic is going down already

fuzzylogic · 03-14-2009, 02:27 PM

Today, I got an letter saying I was no longer a student at my college and my current work is void since I had ignored and refused to pay my tuition bill. Over the past month I've been deleting these pesky emails saying 'FINAL WARNING regarding payment' thinking it was more spam. They weren't. FML

hypedough · 03-14-2009, 02:35 PM

Holy shit what a great concept.... Imagine all the spawns of this in a few months, ughh..

e-god · 03-14-2009, 02:38 PM

some really fucked up stories

Reak AGV · 03-14-2009, 02:42 PM

I dont really get the concept :x

fuzebox · 03-14-2009, 02:56 PM

Simple yet brilliant premise... I always kick myself for not thinking of building sites like these.

DarkJedi · 03-14-2009, 03:01 PM

every single story posted there is made up bullshit, posted by the owner.

real people dont post there.

papill0n · 03-14-2009, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

Simple yet brilliant premise... I always kick myself for not thinking of building sites like these.

exactly brother

EthnicLover · 03-14-2009, 03:05 PM

You think its fake? They're doing a hell of a job if it is.

wtfent · 03-14-2009, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones

every single story posted there is made up bullshit, posted by the owner.

real people dont post there.

I just posted 5 stories

tical · 03-14-2009, 03:07 PM

Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me "oh I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML

hahaha

Ozarkz · 03-14-2009, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent

Amazing. Seems like some of the stupidest sites are blowing up these days.

http://www.alexa.com/data/details/tr...ls/fmylife.com

It's being bumped on every forum's off topic area all over the web.

BlackCrayon · 03-14-2009, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones

every single story posted there is made up bullshit, posted by the owner.

real people dont post there.

regardless if they are written by the owner or others, they are all fake.

oh and the guy who owns fuckmylife.com is a lucky bastard.

After Shock Media · 03-14-2009, 05:22 PM

There are a lot of fake stories on it and they are pretty easy to spot. Does not really matter though and I am sure more and more people are posting more real and fake ones with each passing second of popularity.

Question - why did the OP censor the word fuck in the title?

baddog · 03-14-2009, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Question - why did the OP censor the word fuck in the title?

I am going to go out on a limb and suggest that it could be because that is the name of the site. Just a guess, I could be wrong.

After Shock Media · 03-14-2009, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I am going to go out on a limb and suggest that it could be because that is the name of the site. Just a guess, I could be wrong.

suppose so. Never paid a whole shitload of attention to the actual url and never typed it in.

baddog · 03-14-2009, 05:57 PM

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad proceeded to warn me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

John-ACWM · 03-15-2009, 05:47 AM

A lot of funny things in there

nation-x · 03-15-2009, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Today, my mom : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML

that is just wrong

x-rate · 03-15-2009, 07:54 AM

This is the english of a french (from france) concept: http://www.viedemerde.fr They published a book in french and I'm actually reading it when I poX. There's probably a bunch of story that are not real but who care some of them are so funny.

Nicky · 03-15-2009, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

Simple yet brilliant premise... I always kick myself for not thinking of building sites like these.

kaktuz · 03-15-2009, 09:23 AM

its like the advanced bash.org , more niched ;) good stuff.

Phoenix · 03-15-2009, 09:25 AM

cool site..i reazd a bunch of them...doubt id go back though after a good read through once

notoldschool · 03-15-2009, 10:23 AM

Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until she shoved something hard and crunchy into my mouth. I immediately spat it out into my hand. It was a dead cricket she found on the floor. FML

sortie · 03-15-2009, 12:12 PM

One thing I know for sure....The only way I will ever get that kind of traffic is if
someone else buys it for me.

No way will I ever be that lucky.

Congrats to the winner.

David! · 03-15-2009, 12:17 PM

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

Roald · 03-15-2009, 01:47 PM

I had the exact same idea for a site like this about a year ago. Fuck it lol

funny posts though

Today, I was trying to register for a porn site. I secretly took my father's credit card, but all I got back was a "this credit card is already in use." FML

psili · 03-15-2009, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz

It's being bumped on every forum's off topic area all over the web.

Ozarkz post FTW!

xentech · 03-15-2009, 03:50 PM

All the stories are meant to be fake, it's purely for comedic value.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

regardless if they are written by the owner or others, they are all fake.

oh and the guy who owns fuckmylife.com is a lucky bastard.

Lucky? I'd say he came up with a quality viral concept and has executed it very well.

03-15-2009, 03:54 PM

Fake or not it is a funny site.

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

D Ghost · 03-16-2009, 12:26 AM

funny stuff, good idea

grumpy · 03-16-2009, 12:36 AM

you see similair concepts in every country. Some real some fake but all lots of traffic

WWC · 03-16-2009, 12:44 AM

These are great sticky sites....its the idea ....awesome! And site doesnt even need a nice design actually NO design lol.....that says, product sales for itself if its good!

lazycash · 03-16-2009, 03:50 AM

Today, my mom came to wake me up because my alarm didn't go off. She brought my dog in to wake me up and he came and laid on bed. I started to rub what i thought was his neck and playing with a random tuft of fur. I soon realized that it was his penis. I gave my dog a handjob. FML

jimmycastor · 03-16-2009, 05:01 AM

Today, I was trying to register for a porn site. I secretly took my father's credit card, but all I got back was a "this credit card is already in use." FML

this is a serious pr0blem

notoldschool · 03-16-2009, 06:32 AM

great way to get people to add text for you.

Platinumpimp · 03-16-2009, 06:40 AM

That is some hillarious shit!

pornocruto · 03-16-2009, 06:53 AM

bash all over again? but with more context?

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