Guy Gets Prosthetic USB Finger Storage [pics] - GoFuckYourself.com

fuzzylogic · 03-14-2009, 01:45 PM

Jerry had a motorcycle accident last May and lost a finger. When the doctor working on the artificial finger heard he is a hacker, the immediate suggestion was to embed a USB 'finger drive' to the design. Now he carries a Billix Linux distribution as part of his hand.

you can see the pics, right?

candyflip · 03-14-2009, 02:02 PM

Better explanation here:

http://blog.seattletimes.nwsource.co...ds_his_tw.html

casinojack · 03-14-2009, 02:09 PM

wow, what next ?

D Ghost · 03-14-2009, 03:18 PM

that is awesome.

Deej · 03-14-2009, 03:21 PM

It looks stupid...

Id rather just rock the .5

tical · 03-14-2009, 03:21 PM

damn thats the best they can make prosthetics look these days?

woj · 03-14-2009, 03:22 PM

that's kinda elite, beats having a nose ring like all the other idiots out there

pornask · 03-14-2009, 03:23 PM

lol - that's all I can say

NaughtyRob · 03-14-2009, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

It looks stupid...

Id rather just rock the .5

agreed..

fuzzylogic · 03-14-2009, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical

damn thats the best they can make prosthetics look these days?

apparently it's just a rubber, detachable finger and barely a "prosthetic."

Reak AGV · 03-14-2009, 03:30 PM

Seems fake, Photoshop if you ask me.

donkevlar · 03-14-2009, 03:35 PM

I'd go for a mini vibrator... a little surprise for the ladies.

who · 03-14-2009, 03:44 PM

So this dickhead has to hold his whole hand next to the USB input on his PC or laptop while he's using this device? How fucking stupid is that? ??

justinsain · 03-14-2009, 04:09 PM

Looks like he would've got more use out of a built in roach clip

seeandsee · 03-14-2009, 04:12 PM

stupid !!!

CyberHustler · 03-14-2009, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar

I'd go for a mini vibrator... a little surprise for the ladies.

Ozarkz · 03-14-2009, 04:20 PM

This isn't that special.. A hacker?

2 gigs?

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

So this dickhead has to hold his whole hand next to the USB input on his PC or laptop while he's using this device? How fucking stupid is that? ??

Naw he takes it off..

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-14-2009, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

So this dickhead has to hold his whole hand next to the USB input on his PC or laptop while he's using this device? How fucking stupid is that? ??

says in the article he takes the finger off.

who · 03-14-2009, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

says in the article he takes the finger off.

aeeeeeeeeee I do apologise

I still hate him.

Ozarkz · 03-14-2009, 05:05 PM

I have one for the end of my dick when my gf want's that 2 extra inches.

Niktamer · 03-14-2009, 07:19 PM

those pics are obviously fake photochops

hypedough · 03-14-2009, 08:54 PM

I'd love one if I were missing a digit. Imagine the looks, though.

fuzzylogic · 03-15-2009, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar

I'd go for a mini vibrator... a little surprise for the ladies.

thats pretty funny

The Sultan Of Smut · 03-15-2009, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic

John-ACWM · 03-15-2009, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

So this dickhead has to hold his whole hand next to the USB input on his PC or laptop while he's using this device? How fucking stupid is that? ??

right

Davy · 03-15-2009, 08:15 AM

Looks fucked up.
I would not use it.

scuba steve · 03-15-2009, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Niktamer

those pics are obviously fake photochops

hand in the second pic is the left, the guy is showing his right in the first pic

Ozarkz · 03-15-2009, 11:40 AM

Why the fuck would they photoshop it?

I can go buy one of those fake finger tips at a gag shop.

I can glue in a usb key too. It's fucking lame.

Walter Gropius · 03-15-2009, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar

I'd go for a mini vibrator... a little surprise for the ladies.

bronco67 · 03-15-2009, 02:56 PM

I could see it being a problem is the USB slot is in the back of the computer, under a desk.

Vick! · 03-15-2009, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

So this dickhead has to hold his whole hand next to the USB input on his PC or laptop while he's using this device? How fucking stupid is that? ??

relax buddy, see this.

ref: http://blog.seattletimes.nwsource.co...ds_his_tw.html

sortie · 03-15-2009, 03:27 PM

Wow, I can't wait to cut a finger off now.

Maybe I can cut my entire hand off and get that plus a MP3 player.

WinstonTriplexcash · 03-15-2009, 05:09 PM

a sugar scooper wouldve made more sense

tiger · 03-15-2009, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar

I'd go for a mini vibrator... a little surprise for the ladies.

Yeah vibrating penis finger would be more useful.

PornMD · 03-15-2009, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic

Jerry had a motorcycle accident last May and lost a finger. When the doctor working on the artificial finger heard he is a hacker, the immediate suggestion was to embed a USB 'finger drive' to the design. Now he carries a Billix Linux distribution as part of his hand.

you can see the pics, right?

"I know kung fu."

Funky doctor. I don't think most doctor's immediate suggestion would be a fucking USB finger.

Iron Fist · 03-15-2009, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

that's kinda elite, beats having a nose ring like all the other idiots out there

ZeroHero · 03-16-2009, 02:03 AM

that is crazy

Jman · 03-16-2009, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

So this dickhead has to hold his whole hand next to the USB input on his PC or laptop while he's using this device? How fucking stupid is that? ??

Yup I would of gone with a bluetooth wireless device or mp3 player

pornguy · 03-16-2009, 05:55 AM

No they can actually do quite well with the new body parts now days.. but that looks like shit and he could have made it himself.

CIVMatt · 03-16-2009, 06:23 AM

retarded

The Duck · 03-16-2009, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar

I'd go for a mini vibrator... a little surprise for the ladies.

fuck yeah

spacedog · 03-16-2009, 07:13 AM

fucking lame

Juicy D. Links · 03-16-2009, 07:20 AM

lolllllllllll i am putting one inmy openisss

jakethedog · 03-16-2009, 07:46 AM

Rather keep my 16GB on my key chain .. fingers are for stuffing in tight little holes .. not USB ports ..

blademaster16 · 03-16-2009, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

lolllllllllll i am putting one inmy openisss

you do that my friend

carol.prime · 03-16-2009, 08:26 AM

Crazy stuff!

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