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BradM · 03-19-2009, 03:57 PM

Was thinking of a good new business. Could start a company that works gigs. Companies hire us to come into their office and jerk off all over their employees and then run away just for entertainment purposes. Or it could be to help have employees leave a company due to shock and stress that they can't afford anymore.

Good idea?

Miguel T · 03-19-2009, 04:00 PM

Hahah, great idea!

Sands · 03-19-2009, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

Was thinking of a good new business. Could start a company that works gigs. Companies hire us to come into their office and jerk off all over their employees and then run away just for entertainment purposes. Or it could be to help have employees leave a company due to shock and stress that they can't afford anymore.

Good idea?

Jack Off Surprise is where you're furiously masturbating and you suddenly realize that Bruce Willis is already dead.

Biggy · 03-19-2009, 04:06 PM

rip off of cumshotsurprise.com

- but yeah - its a great idea.

BradM · 03-19-2009, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Biggy

rip off of cumshotsurprise.com

- but yeah - its a great idea.

BWAHAHA I can't believe the shit that exists out there. Incredible.

OMGITSYOURSITESRYBRO

Barefootsies · 03-19-2009, 04:12 PM

You would have to dress up in some kinda outfit, like the singing chicken, and then whip it out and make them a cream pie.

Ozarkz · 03-19-2009, 05:52 PM

It's a great idea you could show up with a rubber super cock that sprays silly string.

problem is you'd get sexual harassment lawsuits pretty quick.. tight wads.. I bet you could still get clients.. I'd put it out there...

Marcus Aurelius · 03-19-2009, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sands

Jack Off Surprise is where you're furiously masturbating and you suddenly realize that Bruce Willis is already dead.

then you JIZZED IN YOUR PANTS?

03-19-2009, 03:57 PM	#1
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	JackoffSurprise.com ? Was thinking of a good new business. Could start a company that works gigs. Companies hire us to come into their office and jerk off all over their employees and then run away just for entertainment purposes. Or it could be to help have employees leave a company due to shock and stress that they can't afford anymore. Good idea?

03-19-2009, 04:00 PM	#2
Miguel T ♦ Web Developer ♦ Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: Full-Stack Developer Posts: 12,470	Hahah, great idea! __________________ Full Stack Webdeveloper: HTML5/CSS3, jQuery, AJAX, ElevatedX, NATS, MechBunny, Wordpress

03-19-2009, 04:12 PM	#6
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03-19-2009, 04:06 PM	#4
Biggy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 1,595	rip off of cumshotsurprise.com - but yeah - its a great idea.

03-19-2009, 05:52 PM	#7
Ozarkz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,377	It's a great idea you could show up with a rubber super cock that sprays silly string. problem is you'd get sexual harassment lawsuits pretty quick.. tight wads.. I bet you could still get clients.. I'd put it out there...