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painintheass · 04-02-2005, 04:01 AM

You know every now and then you meet someone that proves blonde jokes are real.

Ok, this girl from Florida is on vacation in france.

I met her and she said she needed money. She spent most of her's already.

So I said, I can use you in a video or two. Scared to do porn?

She responds, "Hell no! My fiancee is in Iraq he won't know." (Whatever I don't care)

Ok, 2 days later she shows up on set. (On time!)

Both my stud and I notice a slight smell. We ingnore it and go to work.

Things progress without a problem until anal.

Stud goes to stick it in her has feels major "obstruction" asks if she needs an enema.

Dumb Blonde reponse. Response, "Nope I did one this morning. Don't worry no poop in there."

Stud responds, "Ok but there is something big in there and you might want to try and push it out before I start."

Dumb Blonde response, "Oh that... Don't worry about it, thats just part of a potato. Go right ahead, it's not bothering me any."

Now I should have just kept my mouth shut. I should have just minded my own fucking business. But I just had to fucking ask.

"POTATO!?"

Dumb blonde response, "Before I left Florida I was fooling around with a couple of people and we stuck half a potato in my ass for fun. It's kind of stuck there."

My Stud now just has to ask, "You fool around with a potato? How long has it been in your ass?"

Dumb blonde just flips us out with this response, "Well we wuz just being silly, you know how it gets. (Sorry no I don't) It's been about 3 weeks or so I recon."

Me again, (I need to learn to shut up.)
"Can you shit?"

Dumb blonde finishes the conversation with "Yea I don't seem to have any problems with that. I go regularly but I think the potato is starting to go bad because it just won't come out."

My stud looks me in the face and says "I'm out of here... no way am I sticking my cock in that." (I don't blame the guy.)

I paid the girl, said the scene was over and told her to see a doctor. I will not use her again.

gangbangjoe · 04-02-2005, 04:03 AM

your kidding right ?

painintheass · 04-02-2005, 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

your kidding right ?

No I'm not. Believe me I wish to fucking god I was.

brilsmurf · 04-02-2005, 04:06 AM

late aprils fool?

gangbangjoe · 04-02-2005, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by painintheass

No I'm not. Believe me I wish to fucking god I was.

how crazy is she not to visit a doctor ?

this is very dangerous

fünkmaster · 04-02-2005, 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

your kidding right ?

sherlock ??

gangbangjoe · 04-02-2005, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by fünkmaster

sherlock ??

crawl back in your hole

fünkmaster · 04-02-2005, 04:10 AM

...besides, I think this thread has the potential to hit 500 posts.

Manowar · 04-02-2005, 04:10 AM

lol. anal potato

fünkmaster · 04-02-2005, 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

crawl back in your hole

... sounds like you are familiar to the smell of rotten potatoes.

gangbangjoe · 04-02-2005, 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

lol. anal potato

lazycash · 04-02-2005, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by painintheass

No I'm not. Believe me I wish to fucking god I was.

Hope this wasn't the same stud you just fucked and were trying to get to work with you again. Hope his first scene back wasn't a girl with 3 week old potato stuck in her ass. Oh, can you please post a pic of this chick, i'm dying to see what someone this dumb looks like.

gangbangjoe · 04-02-2005, 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by fünkmaster

... sounds like you are familiar to the smell of rotten potatoes.

sounds like your dick is to small to fuck a girl

painintheass · 04-02-2005, 04:22 AM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Hope this wasn't the same stud you just fucked and were trying to get to work with you again. Hope his first scene back wasn't a girl with 3 week old potato stuck in her ass. Oh, can you please post a pic of this chick, i'm dying to see what someone this dumb looks like.

Same guy.
Give me your email... I'll send you the photo. I didn't get a release sighned

adonthenet · 04-02-2005, 04:22 AM

HOLY SHIT!
thats fucking sick!!! :S

421Fill · 04-02-2005, 04:25 AM

fake or real, that's just plain gross

Smut · 04-02-2005, 04:27 AM

All she has to do is wait a few more weeks, and water it a little... then it will begin to sprout roots, she can then use the roots to get a grip on the tater and pull it out.

Smut · 04-02-2005, 04:28 AM

Was this for SPUDFUCKER.COM?

Damian_Maxcash · 04-02-2005, 04:30 AM

Thats just..... strange

Ive been to some fucked up parties, but I can honestly say that I have never shoved a potato up my ass at one

imafuckingaussie · 04-02-2005, 04:33 AM

this thread is useless without potato up ass pics!

imafuckingaussie · 04-02-2005, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Smut

All she has to do is wait a few more weeks, and water it a little... then it will begin to sprout roots, she can then use the roots to get a grip on the tater and pull it out.

LMAO, funniest fucking thing I heard in a long time

xclusive · 04-02-2005, 04:36 AM

She must be irish to like potatos that much.

painintheass · 04-02-2005, 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by imafuckingaussie

this thread is useless without potato up ass pics!

Now when it's that far up the ass how the hell am I going to be able to photograph it?

What do I do? Rent the "Jaws of life" and spread the cheeks wide to get the photo?

goldman · 04-02-2005, 04:41 AM

i think this thread is bullshit..
it makes no sense.....

imafuckingaussie · 04-02-2005, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by painintheass

Now when it's that far up the ass how the hell am I going to be able to photograph it?

What do I do? Rent the "Jaws of life" and spread the cheeks wide to get the photo?

Yeh I was just bustin your balls, u would need a probe camera or some shit.

I believe there are girls this fucking stupid, probably lots, lol. I really cant understand why the spud didnt make its way out in 3 weeks after all that shitting, thats a bit odd.

Relish XXX · 04-02-2005, 04:46 AM

This proves why you call girls in porn "talent". Anyone that walks around with a potatoe in her arse must have some fucking mad talents!

CoreAdult-Dee · 04-02-2005, 04:48 AM

OMG, I don't blame the guy for getting the hell out of dodge. Who in their right mine would leave a potato in their ass.....come to think of it...who in their right mind would put one in, in the first place?

TDF · 04-02-2005, 04:48 AM

wowsersss

Nylz · 04-02-2005, 04:50 AM

AHHAHAHA

This story is fucking funny

painintheass · 04-02-2005, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX

This proves why you call girls in porn "talent". Anyone that walks around with a potatoe in her arse must have some fucking mad talents!

What I can't understand is this.

1. What kind of friends or parties do you have that you stick potatos in your ass.

2. Why you would want to stick a potato in your ass.

3. Why half a potato? I mean if you can get that much in your ass why not the entire thing? Maybe it would come out easier if it was a full potato.

4. Is this a blonde thing? Inbreed thing? or Florida thing? Or is this just a case of a stupid thing?

Cains · 04-02-2005, 04:53 AM

you sure it was a potato and not Mr Potato Head? you know I could kinda understand someone sticking Mr Potato Head up their ass.........

main · 04-02-2005, 04:58 AM

nobody posted that hobbit-gif, with says "PO-TA-TOES" ?

gangbangjoe · 04-02-2005, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by main

nobody posted that hobbit-gif, with says "PO-TA-TOES" ?

good idea bro

hydro · 04-02-2005, 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by painintheass

What I can't understand is this.

1. What kind of friends or parties do you have that you stick potatos in your ass.

2. Why you would want to stick a potato in your ass.

3. Why half a potato? I mean if you can get that much in your ass why not the entire thing? Maybe it would come out easier if it was a full potato.

4. Is this a blonde thing? Inbreed thing? or Florida thing? Or is this just a case of a stupid thing?

its a florida thang, potatos and mangos baby!

Relish XXX · 04-02-2005, 05:12 AM

What I can't understand is this.

Q1. What kind of friends or parties do you have that you stick potatos in your ass.

A1. I dont have any friends who stick potatoes in their back sides. They must be Jerry Springer wannabees

Q2. Why you would want to stick a potato in your ass.

A2. I have no idea. I have problems when it comes to releasing a big shit, a potatoe is a definite no go.

Q3. Why half a potato? I mean if you can get that much in your ass why not the entire thing? Maybe it would come out easier if it was a full potato.

A3. I have never liked people that do things by halves. I agree go the full way on this one! No idea on the exit part.

Q4. Is this a blonde thing? Inbreed thing? or Florida thing? Or is this just a case of a stupid thing?

A4. I go for the stupid thing, I would also add the word 'very'.

wjxxx · 04-02-2005, 05:12 AM

I don`t think she can shit with potato up her ass

pradaboy · 04-02-2005, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by goldman

i think this thread is bullshit..
it makes no sense.....

people make no sense... this is just stupid enough to be true

feN · 04-02-2005, 05:17 AM

WTF?!

well i guess i would fuck her anyway..

hydro · 04-02-2005, 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wjxxx

I don`t think she can shit with potato up her ass

maybe the roots of the potato have grown into her body and they keep the potato to the side while she takes a shit?

nico-t · 04-02-2005, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by painintheass

You know every now and then you meet someone that proves blonde jokes are real.

Ok, this girl from Florida is on vacation in france.

I met her and she said she needed money. She spent most of her's already.

So I said, I can use you in a video or two. Scared to do porn?

She responds, "Hell no! My fiancee is in Iraq he won't know." (Whatever I don't care)

Ok, 2 days later she shows up on set. (On time!)

Both my stud and I notice a slight smell. We ingnore it and go to work.

Things progress without a problem until anal.

Stud goes to stick it in her has feels major "obstruction" asks if she needs an enema.

Dumb Blonde reponse. Response, "Nope I did one this morning. Don't worry no poop in there."

Stud responds, "Ok but there is something big in there and you might want to try and push it out before I start."

Dumb Blonde response, "Oh that... Don't worry about it, thats just part of a potato. Go right ahead, it's not bothering me any."

Now I should have just kept my mouth shut. I should have just minded my own fucking business. But I just had to fucking ask.

"POTATO!?"

Dumb blonde response, "Before I left Florida I was fooling around with a couple of people and we stuck half a potato in my ass for fun. It's kind of stuck there."

My Stud now just has to ask, "You fool around with a potato? How long has it been in your ass?"

Dumb blonde just flips us out with this response, "Well we wuz just being silly, you know how it gets. (Sorry no I don't) It's been about 3 weeks or so I recon."

Me again, (I need to learn to shut up.)
"Can you shit?"

Dumb blonde finishes the conversation with "Yea I don't seem to have any problems with that. I go regularly but I think the potato is starting to go bad because it just won't come out."

My stud looks me in the face and says "I'm out of here... no way am I sticking my cock in that." (I don't blame the guy.)

I paid the girl, said the scene was over and told her to see a doctor. I will not use her again.

Furious_Female · 04-02-2005, 05:48 AM

see sig

..

body · 04-02-2005, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

lol. anal potato

hihihihi

robfantasy · 04-02-2005, 07:09 AM

lets see a pic of this dumb bitch

HpicAnn · 04-02-2005, 07:17 AM

Incredible... Is this for real...?

bringer · 04-02-2005, 07:27 AM

your "stud" should be happy
it could of been a live gerbil or snake

Monique Niccole · 04-02-2005, 07:39 AM

goddamn...that is some sick shit

DateDoc · 04-02-2005, 07:42 AM

Too funny where are the pics?

mardigras · 04-02-2005, 07:45 AM

PO-TA-TURD

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

Rui · 04-02-2005, 07:48 AM

HAHAHAHAHA shit....unfuckingbelivable.

Funniest and nastyest shit I've read so far in 2005 lol

The Other Sweetie · 04-02-2005, 07:57 AM

As crazy as this story is, I'm wondering more why things even progressed that far without a model release being signed first. I'd think that's the first thing to do before you even get to the great potato discovery.

04-02-2005, 04:01 AM	#1
painintheass So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Paris Posts: 838	Stupid models... somthing stuck in a girl's ass You know every now and then you meet someone that proves blonde jokes are real. Ok, this girl from Florida is on vacation in france. I met her and she said she needed money. She spent most of her's already. So I said, I can use you in a video or two. Scared to do porn? She responds, "Hell no! My fiancee is in Iraq he won't know." (Whatever I don't care) Ok, 2 days later she shows up on set. (On time!) Both my stud and I notice a slight smell. We ingnore it and go to work. Things progress without a problem until anal. Stud goes to stick it in her has feels major "obstruction" asks if she needs an enema. Dumb Blonde reponse. Response, "Nope I did one this morning. Don't worry no poop in there." Stud responds, "Ok but there is something big in there and you might want to try and push it out before I start." Dumb Blonde response, "Oh that... Don't worry about it, thats just part of a potato. Go right ahead, it's not bothering me any." Now I should have just kept my mouth shut. I should have just minded my own fucking business. But I just had to fucking ask. "POTATO!?" Dumb blonde response, "Before I left Florida I was fooling around with a couple of people and we stuck half a potato in my ass for fun. It's kind of stuck there." My Stud now just has to ask, "You fool around with a potato? How long has it been in your ass?" Dumb blonde just flips us out with this response, "Well we wuz just being silly, you know how it gets. (Sorry no I don't) It's been about 3 weeks or so I recon." Me again, (I need to learn to shut up.) "Can you shit?" Dumb blonde finishes the conversation with "Yea I don't seem to have any problems with that. I go regularly but I think the potato is starting to go bad because it just won't come out." My stud looks me in the face and says "I'm out of here... no way am I sticking my cock in that." (I don't blame the guy.) I paid the girl, said the scene was over and told her to see a doctor. I will not use her again.

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04-02-2005, 04:10 AM	#9
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04-02-2005, 04:27 AM	#17
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04-02-2005, 04:28 AM	#18
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04-02-2005, 04:53 AM	#31
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04-02-2005, 05:12 AM	#36
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04-02-2005, 07:57 AM	#50
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