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Old 03-25-2009, 04:56 AM   #1
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i'me high on ecstasy and confused as fuck. is it 1:1 water to rice, or 2:1?

Seriously, I'm amazed I can type, but I got stirfry on. I neve rused this fucking rice cooker, is it 1:1 water to rice, or 2:1 water to rice?

HALP HALP HALP???????
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Old 03-25-2009, 04:59 AM   #2
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Old 03-25-2009, 05:02 AM   #3
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Old 03-25-2009, 05:03 AM   #4
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Old 03-25-2009, 05:05 AM   #5
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i walked girlie half way home and she didn't even know, she was higher than me. what? it's dumping like crazt! march madness, fresh pow. stirfry, gonna rock the pilsner tommorw on a full stomach and shit...

serious never cooked brown rice, wtf am i doing? i went 2:1 water to rice, pretty sire i probably fucked up....
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Old 03-25-2009, 05:07 AM   #6
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i haven't done ecstasy in like a couple years, but i railed a bunch with some kiwis tonight, and listened to weird d 'n b all night. wtf? pretty sure this chick i walked with is cool, but i don't remember...

wtf?
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Old 03-25-2009, 05:08 AM   #7
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2:1 water to rice cool niggaz?
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Old 03-25-2009, 05:09 AM   #8
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and then you expect people to take you seriously... um... ok.
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Old 03-25-2009, 05:11 AM   #9
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and then you expect people to take you seriously... um... ok.
what????
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Old 03-25-2009, 05:12 AM   #10
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back to my rice...
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Old 03-25-2009, 05:24 AM   #11
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Old 03-25-2009, 05:26 AM   #12
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make it like popcorn
1:1 left me with dry hard rice.
2:1 for the win, i hope...
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Old 03-25-2009, 06:09 AM   #13
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i think it was good. sun is coming up. gonna watch hackers and try to fall asleep. laterz niggaz....
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Old 03-25-2009, 06:18 AM   #14
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Old 03-25-2009, 06:25 AM   #15
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2:1 was the correct ratio. Non instant oatmeal and rice- same thang.
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Usually 2:1, some oriental types (for example: thasmin) 1:1 ...
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Old 03-25-2009, 07:10 AM   #19
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Old 03-25-2009, 07:20 AM   #21
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i walked girlie half way home and she didn't even know, she was higher than me. what?
Did you at least fuck her for a few hours before she went home?
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Old 03-25-2009, 10:21 AM   #22
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Old 03-25-2009, 10:42 AM   #23
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Did you at least fuck her for a few hours before she went home?
i don't remember, so probably not, hah. i ate rice last night? fuck i feel like a pile of ass right now.
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Old 03-25-2009, 10:50 AM   #24
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1:1 with white rice anyway. Good shit. Put some a1 steak sauce in there and stir that shit up. :]
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Old 03-25-2009, 10:58 AM   #25
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if your on e why are you makin stirfry ,2to1
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:02 AM   #26
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Using a rice pot. You dip your finger in the water. The water level needs to be 1/2 of the tip of your first finger. From the top of the rice to the top of the water.
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:42 AM   #29
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Just pour the dry rice all over your body and enjoy the tingly sensation.
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Uhhh E doesn't make you retarded DumbJewCat..
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