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![]() At the moment, I have two serious girlfriends. They don't know about each other yet, but since they're both bisexual, I'm thinking of introducing them to each other. Both of them are great, but both at the same time would be awesome.
So... worth trying or not?
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hi
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Are you serious? At least it's a great way of avoiding the marriage
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booze + spanish fly = wiiiiiiiiiiiiin
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The way I see it one of three or four results will happen.
1. They both dump you and you end up wit zero serious girlfriends. 2. One of them goes psycho on you, destroys your car and makes your life a living hell while the other stays your girlfriend. 3. It works and you find yourself in a great situation. 4. As a variation of option number 1 they both dump you and commit themselves to making your life hell. The way I see it 3 of the 4 are not good. Do you feel lucky? |
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itll never work. never. never never never never never.
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Wake up - it was just a dream...
![]() Well, it might work, but then again they might fall for each other and dump you. ![]() Either way, you're still an idiot! (j/k) ADG |
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As long as they don't fall in love with each other and kick you out of the "circle"!!!
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The chances of that working out are very, very slim. Would be easier if only one of them was your girlfriend and you both decided to bring in a second girl, but the way it is the risk of both going psycho on you, due to involved feelings, is way too high.
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"Forget About It"
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Maybe I should try it, videotape the result and put it on youtube
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Never introduce a serious partner into threesomes.
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i thought you are about to get married or am I confusing you with someone?
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Do it. Try this. I have friends that swear by this method.
http://articles.venusianskills.com/a...ion/Page1.html |
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#16 |
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No, that's me. One these girls wants to get married in the near future, something to which I have more or less consented.
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only if you post pictures
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Such Fun!
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or a funny story afterwards telling us how much of a dramatic FAIL the whole thing was
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Libertine, did you graduate in philosophy?
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complete idiot.
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Not going to work.
The third party in a threesome must be a random slut that you don't care about, else things get fucked up. |
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If there's the possibility of losing them both,you shouldn't try that
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pretty sure they have both already read this thread
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not going to work, and it WILL not work.
don't try this at home (or risk getting every movable device smashed). unless you don't mind losing them and are not serious, then do not try it. if you can let both of them go without a hinge of regret, and do not mind the fact that either or both of them might become so mad and treat you as PUBLIC ENEMY #1, then go ahead. |
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forgot to add,
unless u have a better plan, such as slowly letting one know of the other and then letting her have the idea of such a thing, then going to the 2nd one and telling her that you have a friend who wants to try a threesome (the first girl must be willing to work with you first) this is the only safe way, but still u risk losing the first girl (if shes not too happy about you 2 timing her.) |
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#28 |
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Mans thought process: Sex first...Relationship last
Womans thought process: Relationship first...Sex last So in other words, while this sounds great in your head your cock is blocking the most obvious problem. The SECOND you broach this subject, both are going to be up in arms that you cheated on them. Unlike you they won't even consider the sexual benefits. This will cause jealousy, resentment, and down right hate of you and the other girl. Very few women will tolerate the knowledge of a relationship based on a lie and then go jump in the sack with both those lies. BTW... If one woman isn't enough for you, then you shouldn't be in any serious relationships without full disclosure to your partners. It is not fair to them.
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I don't see this working out for you
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Give it a try... make sure to have your cam ready!
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#31 |
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One down, one to go.
If I succeed, I'll be expecting my pimp card in the mail.
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maybe both is true
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Obviously they aren't "Serious Girlfriends" if they are bisexual, and don't care about each other.
2c
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So Fucking Drunk
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This situation is the prelude to either the greatest times in your life, or the most epic fail that you will ever endure.
If you dont really want to marry the chick who proposed to you online, this is your best bet. Unless she's into you enough to give it a shot, and in that case it may work out for you. Just remember ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END and threesomes are a great way to introduce the kind of stress requiered to shake the structure of any relationship.
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it's always worth a shot. your current situation is unstable and stressful anyway.
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it
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You're totally screwed because you already lied to them.
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You only live once dude. Go for it.
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If you're ready to take all the consequences then go for it!
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For the record: this was what happened
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i'd keep them separated
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If you want to get rid of them both, awesome go ahead with serious planning on the meeting of them both.
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If they love you they will also love the fact that you're a partyboy perv. GO FOR IT!
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You'd have a much better chance of getting a threesome with them individually. They would most likely not like each other if they both are serious with you. Jealousy is a bitch. Especially when they thought they were the only one and then find out not only are they not but you want them to be intimate with each other. You are living in a dream world.
edit..didn't realize this was an old thread. Oh well, better to try and fail than never know I guess..
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yes, you're an idiot.
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This is great .. been there .. I have some great X that would/could get this all happening for ya .. give it a go .. I am already working this out in my head for ya .. th ewhole introduction and such .. give me some time ... this is great .. good for you ..
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It will work if you get'em seriously drunk first.... good luck!
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Such Fun!
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weren't you getting married with one of them?
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