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Michael O · 03-26-2009, 08:57 AM

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor?s goat.

Loch · 03-26-2009, 08:58 AM

sortie · 03-26-2009, 08:59 AM

This post is a mistake.

pornguy · 03-26-2009, 09:21 AM

Now that was fucking funny..

LauraLee · 03-26-2009, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Michael O

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

I found this one to be the most ironic.

PlugRush Sascha · 03-26-2009, 09:26 AM

That's pretty hilarious.

baddog · 03-26-2009, 09:53 AM

I would be surprised if they are spending that much on a machine gun. Not sure the cost of rocket launchers.

Michael O · 03-26-2009, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I would be surprised if they are spending that much on a machine gun. Not sure the cost of rocket launchers.

Its a joke.

Bryan G · 03-26-2009, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O

Its a joke.

Dont worry about Baddog, he does that shit in everyone's threads

03-26-2009, 10:24 AM

I LOL'd.

Reak AGV · 03-26-2009, 10:26 AM

It's a joke? I thought you were serious, I mean it looks about right

John-ACWM · 03-26-2009, 10:33 AM

Funny little break

The Seduction of Art · 03-26-2009, 10:36 AM

11. You think kites are bad for kids but guns are good.

03-26-2009, 08:57 AM	#1
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03-26-2009, 08:58 AM	#2
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03-26-2009, 09:53 AM	#7
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03-26-2009, 10:24 AM	#10
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