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Another US ship attacked
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090415/...lia_piracy_107
I think it's sort of ironic that both ships were delivering food aid to Africa... LOL.
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These little retards are stirring a pot they will be sorry they stirred.
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I sale brains two piratees cheep.
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I realize it's serious, and seems to be getting worse, but I wouldn't mind tagging along on one of these missions. I'd want to hand-pick my crew though. These tards didn't even manage to board the vessel and they had rocket launchers.
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This pirate shit continues to baffle me. These huge cargo ships totally have the tactical advantage (other than being slow). Arm the fucking deckhands with automatic weapons, RPG's and shoulder fired missiles. When some stupid fucking pirates try to take the ship open up on their fucking lame asses from a elevated position behind some cover.
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I don't think they got the memo...
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Is the sea another "no gun zone" so everyone on the sea is safe?
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I see Blackwater opening up a maritime security division in the near future...
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First, there's the issue that under sea laws, ships are generally given the "right of innocent passage" in territorial waters. However, with armed crews, this becomes problematic. Second, right now, in most cases by far the hostages aren't killed. If they were armed, however, it would make it likely that crew members of hijacked ships would be killed in gun battles, and it would also increase chances of hostages being killed as a precaution by pirates. The only reasonable solution to this problem is to focus on treating the root causes. Mainly, Somalia needs a functioning government. Sadly, Somalia's best bet for a functioning government was the (heavily islamist) ICU. And both Ethiopia and the USA have played a large part in preventing them from creating a somewhat functional government. Ethiopia by means of an actual invasion, and the USA by means of the clandestine support of secular warlords.
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The current situation has nothing at all to do with the fact that in Somalia, criminals have a pool of several millions of impoverished and desperate young men who have absolutely nothing to lose to recruit from. And clearly, it's a brilliant idea for the international community to police Somalia and its entire coastline. After all, the few hundred thousand soldiers needed for that job are easily found, and such an operation would cost very little money. Of course, tracking down the pirates is a rather simple job, when you think about it. Because they most definitely would never pretend to be simple fishermen. And obviously, they use large, conspicuous ports, dedicated solely to piracy. The thought of blending in with the local population and using small marinas mainly used for fishing would never occur to them. You are absolutely right. Your plan is perfect! ![]()
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this is going to end very very badly for the pirates...
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they are just begging for the steel rain.
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The USA, with the neocons running it till lately, could not accept an islamic gov .... They asked their christians friends ( Ethiopia ) to invade for them, while they shelled the country from warships .... As with all that these guys touched, it failed ... and now it is worst then it was ... a bit like Iraq .... You touch it, you break it, you pay for it .... oh, and before some idiots start saying Ethiopia is muslim : Religion in Ethiopia religion percent Christian 66.5% Islam 30.9% Traditional Faiths 2.6%
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But enough sarcasm: that's bullshit. The attacks are carried out by the forces of local warlords, by organized gangsters, and by groups of small-time criminals. Some are financed by independent outsiders, some are not. The pirates themselves are almost as easily replaced as their weapons and boats. As long as money keeps coming in from ransoms, new replacements will be found. Anyone who even takes a few hours researching the matter knows this. Hell, anyone who searches for "Somalia pirates" in Google Images should know it. The boats used are very much like normal fishing boats. The weapons used are easily available in Somalia. The people used are expendable to those in control. "Eliminate 90% of their current capabilities"? A few impoverished fishermen, a few former or current militia members, a souped up fishing boat or two, and a bunch of weapons - voila, you have a new pirate crew. This isn't a single, well-coordinated, centralized group of people. Unless the plan is to bomb half the Somalian population into oblivion, air strikes will not eliminate 90% or even 50% of "their" capabilities.
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Give the crew a handful of machine guns. When a smaller ship fires at them, they can just return fire. That will be more than enough to deter these dumb fuckers.
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An armed crew/ship would no doubt be helpful as a deterrence...but it is my understanding that thus far the owners of the ships think that the possible libilities may far exceed paying ransoms so it is a cost effective thing with them. This position may change a some point.
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Furthermore US haven't been doing that great recently when attacking foreign countries. Also I'm not sure if USA really need more direct enemies at this point or how the financial system would sustain the costs of another war. If you look at it a country with 10 million citizens and a GDP of $600 per capita does not really have a lot to loose, there is individual people with more money than this country ![]()
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If only arming were that easy. Ports do not just allow armed ships to come in plus other factors.
Now perhaps escorts that do not go to port, but fuck they still jacking shit with security patrolling. The area is fucking huge. This whole situation will be just as easy to fix as gang/drug activities in major US cities - we all know how well we are at that.
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We need to break out the cannon balls.
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Exactly, then this will all end real fast.
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Personally, I think the person you saw was most likely merely a member of some neocon thinktank, championing a wildly unrealistic and purely ideologically inspired view of the world. The kind of person that believes a "war on piracy" will solve the problem. And in case you're not getting the reference: yes, I am likening the problem of the international drug trade to the problem of piracy. If the person you saw on tv was an actual intelligence agent, I would be inclined to weep for the state of American intelligence. The idea that the pirates could be wiped out with a few airstrikes, after all, is as ludicrous as the idea of wiping out the Taliban with airstrikes, or wiping out the cocaine trade with airstrikes.
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3 more pages of brain-storming and GFY'ers will solve the problem of the pirates
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Fuck the union. Its kill or be killed. If they get killed by these idiots what will the union do for the family.
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There is actually a simple solution. Send Danza down there. He'll have them all cleared out in a matter of hours.
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For years we had a no fly zone in Iraq.
Now we need no sail zones. If any unauthorized boat is spotted in these areas, a drone takes them out no questions asked. Then you put military forces and private security firms on protecting passageways closer to land. |
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