ShamWow Dude Beats on Hooker - GoFuckYourself.com

LauraLee · 03-30-2009, 05:36 AM

Apparently last month in Miami Beach, the man who hocks the ShamWow products beat the crap out of a hooker, after she bit on to his tongue and would not let go.

Him:

Her:

Full story Here

JamesK · 03-30-2009, 05:38 AM

She's pretty hot.

LauraLee · 03-30-2009, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by JamesK

She's pretty hot.

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gideongallery · 03-30-2009, 05:54 AM

wtf fuck she bit down on his tounge and he punched her until she let go and he got arrested for assualt.

What the fuck did the cops expect him to do, wait until she bit clean thru and then just walk away.

JimmiDean · 03-30-2009, 05:57 AM

There goes that his infomercial career out the window.

kmanrox · 03-30-2009, 06:03 AM

dare i say I'D HIT IT TOO!!! ?

JamesK · 03-30-2009, 06:15 AM

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nation-x · 03-30-2009, 06:17 AM

It was the scientologists... it was all a setup... lol

Zuzana Designs · 03-30-2009, 06:18 AM

wow that's crazy.. the dude has always creeped me out...

Raf1 · 03-30-2009, 06:26 AM

he looks pretty beat up himself. I wonder what all the tongue biting was about...

Vicious_B · 03-30-2009, 06:41 AM

I didn't see that other picture of her! Wow he did mess her up.

rayadp05 · 03-30-2009, 07:41 AM

Why the fuck was she biting on his tounge? I've never beat up on a woman before but if some bitch was trying to bite my fucking tounge off, I'd beat the shit out of her too. If someone is causing you serious bodily injury, it is only human nature to fight back...whether it is a man or a woman.

The fucking stupid bitch shouldn't had been biting the dudes tounge in the first place. What a stupid fucking whore.

RyuLion · 03-30-2009, 07:43 AM

yeah, I wonder what made her bite his tougue

bloggerz · 03-30-2009, 07:57 AM

cause we can't do this all day

JamesK · 03-30-2009, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

yeah, I wonder what made her bite his tougue

he was tongue raping her

tony286 · 03-30-2009, 08:01 AM

If some crazy chick was holding my tongue ,the last place I would hit her was in her face.

brassmonkey · 03-30-2009, 08:05 AM

wtf he must have been drunk kissing a damn hooker

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-30-2009, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by gideongallery

wtf fuck she bit down on his tounge and he punched her until she let go and he got arrested for assualt.

What the fuck did the cops expect him to do, wait until she bit clean thru and then just walk away.

they both got charged with assault...

Adam X · 03-30-2009, 09:06 AM

lol
saw him at strip club in west LA..

the only good news in his camp is his shamwow absolutely destroyed that loudmouth Billy Mays product in a test...

Voodoo · 03-30-2009, 09:07 AM

She got ShamPow'd!

IllTestYourGirls · 03-30-2009, 09:12 AM

She didnt like his nuts

Voodoo · 03-30-2009, 09:13 AM

She got SlapChopp'd!

The Seduction of Art · 03-30-2009, 09:21 AM

This is one of several reasons why it's usually a good idea to keep your toungue out of hookers.

collegeboobies · 03-30-2009, 09:25 AM

old news

SmokeyTheBear · 03-30-2009, 09:29 AM

i love how they always impound the cash lol, they "impounded" the hookers $1000 even though the charge is battery. Why would they need the $$ for the investigation

Voodoo · 03-30-2009, 09:29 AM

Scott McD · 03-30-2009, 09:33 AM

Hookers nowadays huh ??

jmk · 03-30-2009, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Voodoo

She got SlapChopp'd!

Voodoo · 03-30-2009, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by jmk

kmanrox · 03-30-2009, 09:53 AM

i guess this'd be funnier if i lived in the US and knew who the fuck this guy was, eh? infomercial master apparently

John-ACWM · 03-30-2009, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox

i guess this'd be funnier if i lived in the US and knew who the fuck this guy was, eh? infomercial master apparently

same opinion her,you just made it funnier

DaddyHalbucks · 03-30-2009, 10:32 AM

He needs to slap his troubles away.

Pornopat · 03-30-2009, 10:48 AM

but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). (6 pages)

iamsofuckingcool · 03-30-2009, 10:57 AM

She deserved it.

WiredGuy · 03-30-2009, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by iamsofuckingcool

She deserved it.

OMG, lol.
WG

AaliyahLove · 03-30-2009, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by JamesK

Bwahahahahaaaaaaaa!!! I love this story. but why did she bite his tounge in the 1st place?! And what else could you do if someone was biting your tounge?!

gideongallery · 03-30-2009, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

they both got charged with assault...

i get that but
shouldn't she was biting my fucking tongue be a leglitimate self defence arguement

Meeper · 03-30-2009, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Voodoo

She got SlapChopp'd!

ROFL

Andy CHOOPA · 03-30-2009, 12:24 PM

fall from Grace...so sad lol

iamsofuckingcool · 03-30-2009, 04:33 PM

i cant get enough of this story. there are too many comical elements.

XPays · 03-30-2009, 04:38 PM

he needs to market a hooker tongue protector

NicAngel · 03-30-2009, 11:24 PM

Sham pow!!!!!!!

Iron Fist · 03-30-2009, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by iamsofuckingcool

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Originally Posted by NicAngel

Sham pow!!!!!!!

HOly fuck this thread delivers.... LOL

03-30-2009, 11:41 PM

Shouldnt the Shamwow absorb up all the blood in a snap?

crockett · 03-30-2009, 11:59 PM

I guess she didn't like his nuts

crockett · 03-31-2009, 12:00 AM

btw, that fucker looks like shit compared to his commercials.. Is he on meth or something? Looks like he's aged 20 years.

SomeCreep · 03-31-2009, 12:32 AM

I wonder why she bit his tongue.

DWB · 03-31-2009, 12:50 AM

Whores, bite me ANYWHERE and see what I do to you.

This guy should have beat her harder.

Reak AGV · 03-31-2009, 12:57 AM

I'd hit her with my truck, pitty whore.

SmokeyTheBear · 03-31-2009, 01:00 AM

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i thought drugs made you skinnier ? she seems to have gained a few

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