Welcome a Programmer looking for work that does great programming - GoFuckYourself.com

donnylong · 03-31-2009, 02:00 PM

I wanted to welcome a great programmer that has done some work for me and introduce him to the site.
He is looking for extra jobs and his name here is adultprogrammer

BradM · 03-31-2009, 02:00 PM

Unfortunately this will HURT him more than it will help. Having your name attached to anything is bound to help it fail.

brassmonkey · 03-31-2009, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

Unfortunately this will HURT him more than it will help. Having your name attached to anything is bound to help it fail.

adultprogrammer · 03-31-2009, 02:07 PM

thanks mates for all of your love.
i am here working on adult sites and i will be really happy to help u great guys in any way!

greetings

nation-x · 03-31-2009, 02:08 PM

this thread smells like buttsecks

Jman · 03-31-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by adultprogrammer

thanks mates for all of your love.
i am here working on adult sites and i will be really happy to help u great guys in any way!

greetings

Great Guys... THAT'S Cute ;-)

adultprogrammer · 03-31-2009, 02:32 PM

ok lets start work mates! let me know if u need any help!
thanks

polle54 · 03-31-2009, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

Unfortunately this will HURT him more than it will help. Having your name attached to anything is bound to help it fail.

so fucking true...

who · 03-31-2009, 02:43 PM

Oh no not an outsourced indian..

GrouchyAdmin · 03-31-2009, 02:53 PM

i sale short icq

minddust · 03-31-2009, 02:57 PM

Lol fail

adultprogrammer · 03-31-2009, 03:43 PM

what u guys think about my work look it here

clubtriplex.net/

WarChild · 03-31-2009, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

Unfortunately this will HURT him more than it will help. Having your name attached to anything is bound to help it fail.

V_RocKs · 03-31-2009, 03:51 PM

I am just going to be quiet.

LeRoy · 03-31-2009, 03:55 PM

What scripts are you familiar with? JMB, Smart Thumbs or ??

Whats your rate per hour???

Any samples of your adult work?

adultprogrammer · 03-31-2009, 04:01 PM

i am expert of boonex dolphin
samples r here

unitedsexaddicts dot com
clubtriplex dot net
many more

rate per hour is $30 per hour
thanks

nation-x · 03-31-2009, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by adultprogrammer

what u guys think about my work look it here

clubtriplex.net/

Quote:

Worlds Largest Sex Club and Hookup Site!

Liar - honestly the site looks like shit.

MattO · 03-31-2009, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by adultprogrammer

i am expert of boonex dolphin

rate per hour is $30 per hour
thanks

How exactly does using a community builder software package make someone a programmer?

baddog · 03-31-2009, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MattO

How exactly does using a community builder software package make someone a programmer?

For Donny?

PSD CSS XHTML · 03-31-2009, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by adultprogrammer

clubtriplex dot net
many more

What did you do on this site? The design is bad enough, but the HTML is another level of bad.

adultprogrammer · 03-31-2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MattO

How exactly does using a community builder software package make someone a programmer?

hahaha

ablities can be proved after getting chance to prove that not by explaning

nation-x · 03-31-2009, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by adultprogrammer

hahaha

ablities can be proved after getting chance to prove that not by explaning

umm... what?

adultprogrammer · 03-31-2009, 04:41 PM

[QUOTE=nation-x;15694229]umm... what?

i mean i need not to explain my ablities but if u get any programming tasks can let me know once i get a chance to serve guys they come to know theirselves what type of programming i can do!!

papill0n · 03-31-2009, 04:43 PM

oh fuck hes gonna do a pulp fiction on him !

JamesK · 03-31-2009, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by nation-x

umm... what?

AdultSoftwareSolutions · 03-31-2009, 04:46 PM

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i need mean i need not to explain my ablities but if u get any programming tasks can let me know once i get a chance to serve guys they come to know theirselves what type of programming i can do!!

Hopefully his coding is better than his English.

potter · 03-31-2009, 04:59 PM

thread of the year?

MattO · 03-31-2009, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by adultprogrammer

i mean i need not to explain my ablities but if u get any programming tasks can let me know once i get a chance to serve guys they come to know theirselves what type of programming i can do!!

This is GFY, not fairlyland. Do you even know how to code? Any code does not mean 'set up out-of-the-box scripts'.

Platinumpimp · 03-31-2009, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by adultprogrammer

thanks mates for all of your love.
i am here working on adult sites and i will be really happy to help u great guys in any way!

greetings

So you can program well, can you make me a good Chicken Kurma too?

Just kidding man, all the best of luck to you.

collegeboobies · 03-31-2009, 05:11 PM

these pornographers are broke the industry is at a bottom right now

LeRoy · 03-31-2009, 06:17 PM

30.00 an hour is kinda steep for Indian Programmers.

15.00 an hour is the going rate over there. I can put an ad on CL and find 100 of them that will work for 10-12 per hour.

citizen tower · 03-31-2009, 06:33 PM

I'll hijack this thread in the name of a native English speaking programmer. I don't do PHP work though, only .NET (bash away).

PornNewz · 03-31-2009, 07:05 PM

OH FUCK! The level of FAIL in this thread is astounding!!!!!!!

Don Pueblo · 03-31-2009, 07:06 PM

We may need to create a whole new level of FAIL for these two.

SUPER DONNY FAIL!

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 03-31-2009, 07:09 PM

Never trust a programmer who doesn't know how to make a mailto link work properly.

adultprogrammer · 03-31-2009, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Platinumpimp

So you can program well, can you make me a good Chicken Kurma too?

Just kidding man, all the best of luck to you.

thanks!!

Adultnet · 04-01-2009, 12:42 AM

his name is adultprogrammer ..what about a first name?

Zorgman · 04-01-2009, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by adultprogrammer

thanks mates for all of your love.

Did Donny and you get a room?

xmas13 · 04-01-2009, 01:05 AM

Ah ah ah ah ah

Libertine · 04-01-2009, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by adultprogrammer

i mean i need not to explain my ablities but if u get any programming tasks can let me know once i get a chance to serve guys they come to know theirselves what type of programming i can do!!

What the hell is wrong with you?

You do need to explain your programming abilities, if you want to work as a fucking programmer

For potential customers it's pretty damn important to know what programming languages you know, and how well you know them. Not explaining your skills is like trying to find work as a translator without specifying the languages you translate to and from.

baddog · 04-01-2009, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Libertine

What the hell is wrong with you?

You do need to explain your programming abilities, if you want to work as a fucking programmer

For potential customers it's pretty damn important to know what programming languages you know, and how well you know them. Not explaining your skills is like trying to find work as a translator without specifying the languages you translate to and from.

He has Donny as a mentor. What did you expect?

munki · 04-01-2009, 11:22 AM

The failage alone makes this thread a win...

Ozarkz · 04-01-2009, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine

What the hell is wrong with you?

You do need to explain your programming abilities, if you want to work as a fucking programmer

For potential customers it's pretty damn important to know what programming languages you know, and how well you know them. Not explaining your skills is like trying to find work as a translator without specifying the languages you translate to and from.

"You need not know." ROFL.

dig420 · 04-01-2009, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by adultprogrammer

what u guys think about my work look it here

clubtriplex.net/

I think you should get a new nick. Being introduced by DonnyLong has just torpedoed your gfy career.

woj · 04-01-2009, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

Unfortunately this will HURT him more than it will help. Having your name attached to anything is bound to help it fail.

$5 submissions · 04-01-2009, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by adultprogrammer

thanks mates for all of your love.
i am here working on adult sites and i will be really happy to help u great guys in any way!

greetings

If this is not an April Fools stunt, hit me up. I need some apps created.

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