Mexican Drug Lord Officially Thanks American Lawmakers for Keeping Drugs Illegal - GoFuckYourself.com

IllTestYourGirls · 03-31-2009, 12:35 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-..._b_179596.html

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Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman Loera reported head of the Sinaloa cartel in Mexico, ranked 701st on Forbes' yearly report of the wealthiest men alive, and worth an estimated $1 billion, today officially thanked United States politicians for making sure that drugs remain illegal. According to one of his closest confidants, he said, "I couldn't have gotten so stinking rich without George Bush, George Bush Jr., Ronald Reagan, even El Presidente Obama, none of them have the cajones to stand up to all the big money that wants to keep this stuff illegal. From the bottom of my heart, I want to say, Gracias amigos, I owe my whole empire to you."

LauraLee · 03-31-2009, 12:37 PM

When will we learn.

Ozarkz · 03-31-2009, 12:39 PM

Hah. I love it.

The drug problem is RIDICULOUS in mexico tho.. Doesn't matter if you are in Puerto Vallarta or up by the border like Tijuana their are major shootouts every week.

IllTestYourGirls · 03-31-2009, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Ozarkz

Hah. I love it.

The drug problem is RIDICULOUS in mexico tho.. Doesn't matter if you are in Puerto Vallarta or up by the border like Tijuana their are major shootouts every week.

At one time there were massive shootouts all over the US over booze

Bored · 03-31-2009, 12:41 PM

crazy, I am sure this will be soon forgotten though

Ozarkz · 03-31-2009, 12:42 PM

The biggest problem is the police and federalis are paid JACK SQUAT to do their job.

The drug lords offer them 2 things a rediculous amount of money or death.

so what do you do heh?

notoldschool · 03-31-2009, 12:55 PM

Perfect excuse to fill our streets with US troops.

tiger · 03-31-2009, 01:06 PM

How many years have we had a war on drugs? How successful has it been?

Why is it really that hard to figure out we need to try a different approach to the problem.

brassmonkey · 03-31-2009, 01:08 PM

his days are numbered

Martin · 03-31-2009, 01:17 PM

You know it's the Religious right wing bible thumping idiots that have kept it illegal all these years.

The Seduction of Art · 03-31-2009, 01:25 PM

I remember something like this in Bloom County 20 years ago when Bill the Cat was running for prez.

Scott McD · 03-31-2009, 01:28 PM

Umm, is Cancun still a safe place to go ??

O MARINA · 03-31-2009, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by LauraLee

When will we learn.

que pasa mami

JFK · 03-31-2009, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Umm, is Cancun still a safe place to go ??

wouldnt if I were you

tammix · 03-31-2009, 01:50 PM

cajones? I dont think he used that word
what he probably meant -and said- was "huevos" (balls)

jesse_adultdatingdollars · 03-31-2009, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Ozarkz

Hah. I love it.

The drug problem is RIDICULOUS in mexico tho.. Doesn't matter if you are in Puerto Vallarta or up by the border like Tijuana their are major shootouts every week.

LOL There is only violence on the Mex/American border towns. Im in Cabo, couldnt be safer. Safer than any city in America. You don'y know shit kid.

Come to Cabo and drop in some big waves, the only thing you would need to worry about is getting your ass kicked by the reef

pornguy · 03-31-2009, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by tiger

How many years have we had a war on drugs? How successful has it been?

Why is it really that hard to figure out we need to try a different approach to the problem.

why would they shut down jobs that way. If they stop the drugs think about how many people will be out of work

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Originally Posted by Martin

You know it's the Religious right wing bible thumping idiots that have kept it illegal all these years.

Has nothing to do with them really. it has to do with getting paid.

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Umm, is Cancun still a safe place to go ??

Yes. Im in cancun right now. Hit me on ICQ any time if you have questions about the place.

Splum · 03-31-2009, 02:38 PM

So let me get this straight half of you fuck twats think we should legalize all drugs? You realize there will still be Mexican drug lords no matter how much you regulate and legalize? They will just pimp harder drugs. This is a non-story. Dude is a thug, always will be a common thug.

brassmonkey · 03-31-2009, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Splum

So let me get this straight half of you fuck twats think we should legalize all drugs? You realize there will still be Mexican drug lords no matter how much you regulate and legalize? They will just pimp harder drugs. This is a non-story. Dude is a thug, always will be a common thug.

i agree but not only thugs sale drugs ive seen prego girls servin folkz

WhiplashDug · 03-31-2009, 02:42 PM

Where are drugs legal?

TheSenator · 03-31-2009, 02:48 PM

EL CHAPO FOR PRESIDENT 2012!!!

$5 submissions · 03-31-2009, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Ozarkz

Hah. I love it.

The drug problem is RIDICULOUS in mexico tho.. Doesn't matter if you are in Puerto Vallarta or up by the border like Tijuana their are major shootouts every week.

It's really just a downward spiral because prohibition produces such a powerful economic incentive

seeandsee · 03-31-2009, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

his days are numbered

Socks · 03-31-2009, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Ozarkz

Hah. I love it.

The drug problem is RIDICULOUS in mexico tho.. Doesn't matter if you are in Puerto Vallarta or up by the border like Tijuana their are major shootouts every week.

You mean the drug solution is ridiculous in Mexico.. The drug PROBLEM is ridiculous in the USA.

Supply and demand.

wjxxx · 03-31-2009, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Splum

So let me get this straight half of you fuck twats think we should legalize all drugs? You realize there will still be Mexican drug lords no matter how much you regulate and legalize? They will just pimp harder drugs. This is a non-story. Dude is a thug, always will be a common thug.

You`re an idiot. When alcohol was illegal thugs was selling alcohol. Today alcohol is legal and thugs don`t sell it.

Splum · 03-31-2009, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by wjxxx

You`re an idiot. When alcohol was illegal thugs was selling alcohol. Today alcohol is legal and thugs don`t sell it.

They sell cocaine and marijuana now... idiot.
And if you legalize those they will pimp something harder... idiot.

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