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Old 03-31-2009, 06:14 PM   #1
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The SMAREST job in the world:

The guy on the NBA games who has the mop and whipes the sweat off the floor if the players fall.

People are paying $2k a game and this guys sittin for free and getting PAID for it.

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Old 03-31-2009, 06:17 PM   #2
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Yeah but the chances of him landing the top ladies go way down when he's holding a mop, and not in a seat...
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Old 03-31-2009, 06:19 PM   #3
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very smar
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Old 03-31-2009, 06:24 PM   #4
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What about the part where he has to stay after everyone has left and spend the rest of the night cleaning up all the crap those ticket holders drop between their seats
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Old 03-31-2009, 06:36 PM   #5
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Smarest?
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Old 03-31-2009, 06:52 PM   #6
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Smarest?
Spanish for SMARTEST
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Old 03-31-2009, 08:22 PM   #7
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I would do it when Lakers play ;)
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Old 03-31-2009, 11:33 PM   #8
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he seems to be clever
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:49 AM   #9
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Old 04-01-2009, 02:07 AM   #10
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What about the part where he has to stay after everyone has left and spend the rest of the night cleaning up all the crap those ticket holders drop between their seats
20,000 seats and someone drops their wallet. He picks it up. Good money on the side.
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:53 AM   #11
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Yeah, you keep telling yourself that one.
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:05 AM   #12
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Only a wet spaghetti noodle would look up to the guy who wipes up bodily fluids after a crew of 30 guys.

Kudos Meta, you tool.
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:09 AM   #13
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:30 AM   #14
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:32 AM   #15
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:32 AM   #16
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Ha ha I think that job would suck!
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:41 AM   #17
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Only a wet spaghetti noodle would look up to the guy who wipes up bodily fluids after a crew of 30 guys.

Kudos Meta, you tool.
I think it's about having the best seat in the house for the game AND getting paid for it.

Sounds pretty smar to me.
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Sure looks like the smarest guy around

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Old 04-01-2009, 10:59 AM   #19
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20,000 seats and someone drops their wallet. He picks it up. Good money on the side.
so you condone people finding another persons wallet and taking the money?

oh thats right, you're in the tube business, of course you do...
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:14 AM   #20
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I think it's about having the best seat in the house for the game AND getting paid for it.

Sounds pretty smar to me.
guy is very smar id be leaving the sweat in spots and making bets on the games.

NOW WHOS THE SMAREST? ie: ME
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