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Old 04-03-2009, 09:02 AM   #1
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REDNECK :Ohio Man Charged With Drunk Driving On Bar Stool

I know it looks like a late april fools catch, but it is TRUE !!!!!

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Newark, OH (AHN) - A 28-year-old man faces drunk driving charges after crashing his motorized bar stool.

Police in Newark say when they responded to a crash report, they discovered Kile Wygle, who had wrecked his bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower, MSN news service reported.

Released 911 tapes reveal an odd, if calm, conversation between the driver's friend and the 911 dispatcher.

"I got a friend who wrecked a bar stool," said the caller. The dispatcher then asked whether he hit his head on the bar, the friend replied, "Um, no, he was riding the bar stool... a motorized bar stool."

Ohio police say Wygle was charged with operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated after admitting to an officer at the hospital that he had drank 15 beers.
OK guys, be honest .... Which of you is that guy ????
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Old 04-03-2009, 09:22 AM   #2
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Old 04-03-2009, 11:00 AM   #3
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it was really more like 30 and I still had a beer in my hand while driving. I thought I was still at the bar!
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