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The pleasure from sneezing is 1/8 of a orgasm
just for your info....
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So if you sneeze 8 times, you're all the way there?
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thats bullshit i sneezed 7 times yesterday for real and it wasn't that pleasurable.
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Yeah, I already sneezed a few times today, and I'm still horny as fuck....
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It's also less expensive than that orgasm...
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Now with more Jayne
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I buy it..the build up and release of a good sneeze is similar.
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I think if that were true people would have caught on long ago. I have yet to have a sneeze that makes me feel good. But hey, you saw it on the internet so it must be true. See avatar.
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Now with more Jayne
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The sneezing fetish community get it and it isn't that small a community either.
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I regularly sneeze over 10 times -- the most I have sneezed in one sitting is 16. At about 10 I get goose bumps, but after that it starts to hurt, and one of my ribs feels like it is going to split / break / bust open.
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Work Work Work
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One thing I can be sure is that my wife doesn't fake her sneezes...
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Just dont sneeze on my wife
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Now with more Jayne
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If I'm tingling but not quite there I'll stick my nose up at the light to trigger a sneeze. I wouldn't call it anywhere near orgasmic though
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What's the pleasure of anal sex?
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making it rain
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I remember when people started saying this when I was in high school, about 10 years ago. Hard to verify the authenticity.
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Excuse me, I need to find the pepper.
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yah its like poopin
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What pleasure? Sneezing fucking sucks.
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I hate sneezing but I love cumming
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I have hay fever - should I feel like a male slut?
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They also both produce sticky white stuff.
There. It had to be said.
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Next time you sneeze, try keep your eyes open.
And do it infront of a mirror. You'll look like a fucking maniac lol... |
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the tension and release makes perfect sense and i can fully see it. i don't know if 1/8th is quite accurate, but let's assume it is. no 8 sneezes are going to be as pleasurable as an orgasm because it is not multiplying the intensity of the release, just the number of releases. if you sneezed 8 times as hard, you might just be in ecstasy afterward...
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See signature :)
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still better than 1/16 lol
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So should you sneeze during an orgasm?
But I hate sneezing, usually feel like crap for a few minutes afterwards.
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what about the pleasure from shitting?
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