I hate going to the F'ing Store to get eggs and - GoFuckYourself.com

sortie · 04-05-2009, 10:08 AM

Driving thru traffic and saying hello to the "welcome to our store robots".
Every chick there has an octagon like ass shaped like a bathtub.
On the way there drug addicts are waving at me like I'm going to stop or something.
I see $50 worth of other shit I absolutley do not need and put it in the basket too.
And after all that I get back home and open the fridge to put the eggs up and notice
a complelely full cartoon of 18 eggs already there.

This is going to be an "omelette week" or somebody's going to get their car covered.

Ozarkz · 04-05-2009, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by sortie

On the way there drug addicts are waving at me like I'm going to stop or something.

Driving through BFVs neighborhood?

sortie · 04-05-2009, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Ozarkz

Driving through BFVs neighborhood?

Yes, and his neighborhood is now stretched across 20 states.

Dude, there are so, so, so many broke people popping up everywhere!!!

So many empty houses.
Beautiful awesome homes with no curtains just screaming at me.

Ozarkz · 04-05-2009, 10:36 AM

If you have good credit and don't care about things like...

Garbage pickup
Road Maintenance
Good Schools
Police
Etc.

Buy one of those houses.. Problem is you will have no neighbors paying much needed property taxes

StuartD · 04-05-2009, 10:46 AM

Perhaps I'm the weird one, but I go shopping for eggs when I open the fridge door and don't see any.
Why would you go shopping for eggs without even checking to see if you already have some?

jmcb420 · 04-05-2009, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by sortie

Dude, there are so, so, so many broke people popping up everywhere!!!

Dosen't happen to often, but I agree with you. I live in a small community that borders a larger, broker community and you can see it spilling in every second of every day. 3 Years ago there was not a chance you could buy a home on the road I live on. Now there are so many empty houses its getting scary. Plus (I hate to say this) the criminal elements from that larger community are beggining to come this way because there is nothing left to steal in thier own community.

Personaly, I blame Splum. Dont know why, but I do.

sortie · 04-05-2009, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

Perhaps I'm the weird one, but I go shopping for eggs when I open the fridge door and don't see any.
Why would you go shopping for eggs without even checking to see if you already have some?

I did check since yesterday!!

They were hidden under a compartment where nothing usually fits...except a carton of
eggs of course.

StuartD · 04-05-2009, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by sortie

I did check since yesterday!!

They were hidden under a compartment where nothing usually fits...except a carton of
eggs of course.

Now that does suck.

sortie · 04-05-2009, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

Now that does suck.

Yeah, but the deal I got on the pre-cooked shrimp at half price will probably
smooth everything over in a few bites.

plyndrty · 04-05-2009, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by sortie

I did check since yesterday!!

They were hidden under a compartment where nothing usually fits...except a carton of
eggs of course.

LOL, we have the same fucking fridge...

After Shock Media · 04-05-2009, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by sortie

Yeah, but the deal I got on the pre-cooked shrimp at half price will probably
smooth everything over in a few bites.

Extra eggs I can see and even understand. They are always good to boil anyways and older eggs boil better (plus I do love deviled eggs). However buying pre-cooked shrimp is just fucking wrong. I fully endorse frozen shrimp, hell even with heads removed and deveined with shells still on. Yet hell no on fully cooked.

Manowar · 04-05-2009, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

Perhaps I'm the weird one, but I go shopping for eggs when I open the fridge door and don't see any.
Why would you go shopping for eggs without even checking to see if you already have some?

sortie · 04-05-2009, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

Shut up please.

ICEICEBABY · 04-05-2009, 01:20 PM

Get your own chickens

who · 04-05-2009, 01:31 PM

I totally agreeeed

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-05-2009, 05:47 PM

get some chickens... problem solved...

woj · 04-05-2009, 06:01 PM

you drove to get JUST eggs? heh

sortie · 04-05-2009, 06:05 PM

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you drove to get JUST eggs? heh

Good point.

Next time I'll be tough and walk right by those crack heads.

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Ozarkz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,377	If you have good credit and don't care about things like... Garbage pickup Road Maintenance Good Schools Police Etc. Buy one of those houses.. Problem is you will have no neighbors paying much needed property taxes

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ICEICEBABY Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 73	Get your own chickens

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who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	I totally agreeeed

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