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Voodoo · 04-15-2009, 08:28 AM

I just finalized my first patent.
I have successfully patented "Web Design".

You'll be receiving a letter soon.

Thanks for your prompt responses & payments.

Carmine Raguso · 04-15-2009, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo

I just finalized my first patent.
I have successfully patented "Web Design".

You'll be receiving a letter soon.

Thanks for your prompt responses & payments.

Oh fuck, run for the hills

marketsmart · 04-15-2009, 08:32 AM

i patented ass to mouth to ass, so the next time you are banging your boyfriend in the ass, please make sure you finish in his mouth..

ok sweetie pie....

Iron Fist · 04-15-2009, 08:32 AM

I patented "Prior Art".

Expect a letter when you send your letter.

Carmine Raguso · 04-15-2009, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

I patented "Prior Art".

Expect a letter when you send your letter.

I patented postage. I dare you to send me a letter

Voodoo · 04-15-2009, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso

I patented postage. I dare you to send me a letter

I patented words.

AssPirate · 04-15-2009, 08:36 AM

I patented ideas. So there!

JamesK · 04-15-2009, 08:38 AM

I patented patents. Fuck you all.

munki · 04-15-2009, 08:39 AM

my patents pending on both "web" and "design"... we will be talking soon...

Voodoo · 04-15-2009, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK

I patented patents. Fuck you all.

C&D! I patented the concept of "I".

RyuLion · 04-15-2009, 08:56 AM

I've patente all girl's asses..with my teeth!

mikeyddddd · 04-15-2009, 09:25 AM

04-15-2009, 09:38 AM

I patented breathing, so please Cease and Decease!

TisMe · 04-15-2009, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK

I patented patents. Fuck you all.

I patented Pat, there for your patent of patent is infringing on my patent on pat.

Please remove my patented pat from your patented patent.

Rinse and repeat.

MaDalton · 04-15-2009, 10:24 AM

wheres Alienq when you need him

DaddyHalbucks · 04-15-2009, 10:38 AM

Been there, done that. Patents are an invitation to litigation. Who wants that?

Dirty Dane · 04-15-2009, 10:42 AM

Congrats

PSD CSS XHTML · 04-15-2009, 10:42 AM

Who holds the patent on patent parodies? You guys all owe him big.

Manowar · 04-15-2009, 12:03 PM

i just patented breathing

Vicious_B · 04-15-2009, 12:09 PM

Am I the only one that thought that said I just got my first patient at first glance?

04-15-2009, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch

I patented breathing, so please Cease and Decease!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar

i just patented breathing

You are infringing on my patent, please cease and decease immediately!

Cyber Fucker · 04-15-2009, 02:04 PM

Congrats, and now see sig

2012 · 04-15-2009, 02:05 PM

I send the guy that owns .gif's weekly checks

XPays · 04-15-2009, 02:08 PM

congrats to the winners

CurrentlySober · 04-15-2009, 02:09 PM

I patented taking a poo...

I like poo...

Next time y'all take a dump... Please think of the money your going to owe me!

Libertine · 04-15-2009, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo

I just finalized my first patent.
I have successfully patented "Web Design".

You'll be receiving a letter soon.

Thanks for your prompt responses & payments.

Little did they know that he was serious.

kmanrox · 04-15-2009, 03:19 PM

hey evan, how much and how long does it typically cost to land a patent when it's all said and done? you have real life experience in this right?

sortie · 04-15-2009, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo

I just finalized my first patent.
I have successfully patented "Web Design".

You'll be receiving a letter soon.

Thanks for your prompt responses & payments.

I got all excited for your success for nothing.

But I get the "acacia"(orhoweveritsspelled) theme.

XPays · 04-15-2009, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox

hey evan, how much and how long does it typically cost to land a patent when it's all said and done? you have real life experience in this right?

yo dude- it varies depending on how much legal help you need to draft the patent and/or deal with office actions. office actions are when the uspto asks you questions during the approval process. there are filing fees as well. it could cost as little as $5k for a real do-it-yourselfer or as much as $50k-$100k for big time legal. yes, michael and i have 2 issued u.s. patents and 7 or 8 pending.

Hollywood Horwitz · 04-15-2009, 04:10 PM

Voodoo, whats new? Long time no hear from, you going to Coachella?

cherrylula · 04-15-2009, 04:41 PM

you better sue this guy first, he is copying you!

devine · 04-15-2009, 04:45 PM

I patented God. Bow to the power

u-Bob · 04-15-2009, 04:47 PM

I patented gfy sigs

Redrob · 04-15-2009, 05:12 PM

I patented the "alphabet." Now pay up.....

Spunky · 04-15-2009, 05:14 PM

You'll be rolling in the bling bling soon

chemicaleyes · 04-15-2009, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

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D Ghost · 04-15-2009, 05:39 PM

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