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baddog · 04-16-2009, 08:10 PM

GOOD DAY,

My name is David Walker, I am an American soldier, I am serving in the
military of the 1st Armored Division in Iraq, as you know we are being attacked by insurgents everyday and car bombs. We managed to move funds belonging
to Saddam Husseins family.The total amount is US$25 Million dollars in cash, mostly 100 dollar bills. We
want to move this money to you, so that you may invest it for us and keep our
share for banking.You can go to this web link to read about events that took
place there: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm
We will take 70%, my partner and I. You take the other 30%. No strings
attached, just help us move it out of Iraq, Iraq is a war zone.
We plan on using diplomatic courier and shipping the money out in one large
silver box, using diplomatic immunity.If you are interested I will send you
the full details, my job is to find a good partner that we can trust and that
will assist us.

Can I trust you? When you receive this letter, kindly send me an e-mail
signifying your interest including your:

(a). Your full names.
(b). Your contact address and nearest airport to you.
(c). Your age
(d). Your ocupation and
(f). Your direct/Moble phone number.

This business is risk free. The box can be shipped out in 48hrs if you will be
ready to assist us.

Yours faithfully,
David Walker

Fat Panda · 04-16-2009, 08:12 PM

hurry up and email them back

Ozarkz · 04-16-2009, 08:13 PM

That's smart. Using a real news story.

Deputy Chief Command · 04-16-2009, 08:18 PM

too late . .money is mine already ...

WiredGuy · 04-16-2009, 08:22 PM

That actually is a much better pitch than the typical winner of a lottery / inheritence / rich guy dying. Tying it to the news, it will probably get a good response rate.
WG

jmcb420 · 04-16-2009, 08:32 PM

I'm never amazed at the storys people come up with to fuck others.

This is a sick, sad world.

collegeboobies · 04-16-2009, 08:40 PM

Posing as American is much better than the Nigerian or African shit

baddog · 04-16-2009, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by collegeboobies

Posing as American is much better than the Nigerian or African shit

If you saw the email address you would soon determine that they dropped the ball with their facade.

Redrob · 04-16-2009, 08:59 PM

Score!!! And retire tomorrow.

420 · 04-16-2009, 11:13 PM

can I get a couple bucks?

i wanna buy a cheese burger

04-16-2009, 08:10 PM	#1
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	$25 million up for grabs GOOD DAY, My name is David Walker, I am an American soldier, I am serving in the military of the 1st Armored Division in Iraq, as you know we are being attacked by insurgents everyday and car bombs. We managed to move funds belonging to Saddam Husseins family.The total amount is US$25 Million dollars in cash, mostly 100 dollar bills. We want to move this money to you, so that you may invest it for us and keep our share for banking.You can go to this web link to read about events that took place there: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm We will take 70%, my partner and I. You take the other 30%. No strings attached, just help us move it out of Iraq, Iraq is a war zone. We plan on using diplomatic courier and shipping the money out in one large silver box, using diplomatic immunity.If you are interested I will send you the full details, my job is to find a good partner that we can trust and that will assist us. Can I trust you? When you receive this letter, kindly send me an e-mail signifying your interest including your: (a). Your full names. (b). Your contact address and nearest airport to you. (c). Your age (d). Your ocupation and (f). Your direct/Moble phone number. This business is risk free. The box can be shipped out in 48hrs if you will be ready to assist us. Yours faithfully, David Walker

04-16-2009, 08:18 PM	#4
Deputy Chief Command Deputy Chief Command Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,482	too late . .money is mine already ... __________________

04-16-2009, 08:22 PM	#5
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,469	That actually is a much better pitch than the typical winner of a lottery / inheritence / rich guy dying. Tying it to the news, it will probably get a good response rate. WG __________________ I play with Google.

04-16-2009, 08:32 PM	#6
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04-16-2009, 11:13 PM	#10
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04-16-2009, 08:12 PM	#2
Fat Panda Porn is Dead. Move along. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 13,295	hurry up and email them back

04-16-2009, 08:13 PM	#3
Ozarkz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,377	That's smart. Using a real news story.

04-16-2009, 08:40 PM	#7
collegeboobies So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 3,644	Posing as American is much better than the Nigerian or African shit

04-16-2009, 08:59 PM	#9
Redrob Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In a refrigerator box by the tracks. Posts: 4,790	Score!!! And retire tomorrow.