50 Surefire Tips On How To Jumpstart Michael Jackson's Career: - GoFuckYourself.com

AssPirate · 04-17-2009, 07:09 AM

- bring back his "Thriller" face
- no more kids
- no more chimps
- inject back some melatonin in his skin
- ask out Madonna again but with Britney and Beyonce and take her to the next Grammy's
- bed Paris Hilton
- bed Lindsey Lohan
- bed the Olsen twins
- bed all the babes in The Hills
- be bosom buddies with Jenna Jameson or any other pornstar

AssPirate · 04-17-2009, 07:10 AM

- hang out with Britney
- appear as himself in a cameo in Entourage
- appear in a cameo as one of the kooky scientists in Eureka
- appear in a cameo in Survivor as one of the natives
- appear as a perp in CSI
- be a costumed crimefighting vigilante
- beg Quincey Jones to work with him again
- show his crotch to the paparazzi when he gets out of the car
- join Dancing With The Stars

AssPirate · 04-17-2009, 07:12 AM

- join Jeopardy as one of the contestants
- have his own Shopping Network Show entitled "Shopping With A Million Dollars"
- adopt an African child (but instead of Africa, adopt a New Orleans orphan)
- appear regularly in Hugh Hefner's parties
- try modulating his voice into a baritone
- make a video "I f**ked Ben Affleck AND Matt Damon"
- hawk his bobbing head doll in QVC and the Home Shopping Network
- record a threeway with FEMALE prostitutes then upload it in Xtube.com
- appear in other people's work like Lordi, Death Cab for Cutie and High School Musical albums in no particular order.
- appear in fashion shows with Sarah Jessica Parker
- appear as a judge in "America's Top Model" then make a hissy fit and have a fistfight with Tyra Banks
- impregnate Tyra
- impregnate Heidi Montague
- impregnate Oprah

AssPirate · 04-17-2009, 07:13 AM

- be arrested for DUI
- be a new Ambassador of Goodwill for the UN
- hangout eith Brangelina
- drink more beer
- eat more steak
- smoke weed (and only weed)
- teach underprivileged kids to "Moonwalk" with strict supervision of their parents
- sell Neverland and live with Dolly Parton in Dollyland
- sell his autobiography into a Hollywood movie starring Chris
- appear on The View, Martha Stewart and Oprah all at the same time as a publicity stunt
- appear in new seasons of the Amazing Race (with sister Janet) and Fear Factor
- get all his brothers and sisters together for a reunion album
- appear in the centerfold of Playgirl magazine
- appear as a lone male model in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
- if all else fails, he can always kill himself

Manowar · 04-17-2009, 07:15 AM

- make a song with akon

bloggerz · 04-17-2009, 07:51 AM

blogsy · 04-17-2009, 07:53 AM

- fire his plastic surgeon?

AssPirate · 04-17-2009, 08:42 AM

I was also thinking of cloning a new one. That way, he can start fresh.

04-17-2009, 07:09 AM	#1
AssPirate Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,135	50 Surefire Tips On How To Jumpstart Michael Jackson's Career: - bring back his "Thriller" face - no more kids - no more chimps - inject back some melatonin in his skin - ask out Madonna again but with Britney and Beyonce and take her to the next Grammy's - bed Paris Hilton - bed Lindsey Lohan - bed the Olsen twins - bed all the babes in The Hills - be bosom buddies with Jenna Jameson or any other pornstar __________________

04-17-2009, 07:10 AM	#2
AssPirate Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,135	- hang out with Britney - appear as himself in a cameo in Entourage - appear in a cameo as one of the kooky scientists in Eureka - appear in a cameo in Survivor as one of the natives - appear as a perp in CSI - be a costumed crimefighting vigilante - beg Quincey Jones to work with him again - show his crotch to the paparazzi when he gets out of the car - join Dancing With The Stars __________________

04-17-2009, 07:12 AM	#3
AssPirate Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,135	- join Jeopardy as one of the contestants - have his own Shopping Network Show entitled "Shopping With A Million Dollars" - adopt an African child (but instead of Africa, adopt a New Orleans orphan) - appear regularly in Hugh Hefner's parties - try modulating his voice into a baritone - make a video "I f**ked Ben Affleck AND Matt Damon" - hawk his bobbing head doll in QVC and the Home Shopping Network - record a threeway with FEMALE prostitutes then upload it in Xtube.com - appear in other people's work like Lordi, Death Cab for Cutie and High School Musical albums in no particular order. - appear in fashion shows with Sarah Jessica Parker - appear as a judge in "America's Top Model" then make a hissy fit and have a fistfight with Tyra Banks - impregnate Tyra - impregnate Heidi Montague - impregnate Oprah __________________

04-17-2009, 07:13 AM	#4
AssPirate Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,135	- be arrested for DUI - be a new Ambassador of Goodwill for the UN - hangout eith Brangelina - drink more beer - eat more steak - smoke weed (and only weed) - teach underprivileged kids to "Moonwalk" with strict supervision of their parents - sell Neverland and live with Dolly Parton in Dollyland - sell his autobiography into a Hollywood movie starring Chris - appear on The View, Martha Stewart and Oprah all at the same time as a publicity stunt - appear in new seasons of the Amazing Race (with sister Janet) and Fear Factor - get all his brothers and sisters together for a reunion album - appear in the centerfold of Playgirl magazine - appear as a lone male model in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition - if all else fails, he can always kill himself __________________

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04-17-2009, 07:15 AM	#5
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	- make a song with akon

04-17-2009, 07:53 AM	#7
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04-17-2009, 08:42 AM	#8
AssPirate Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,135	I was also thinking of cloning a new one. That way, he can start fresh. __________________