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NetHorse · 04-20-2009, 07:17 AM

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ?Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone who is in the bar now.? After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar.

?Hey, what about the payment?? yells the bartender. ?I have no money,? answers the man. The bartender hears that and beats the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street.

The next evening, the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, ?Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone who is in the bar now.? The bartender thinks to himself, ?The man can?t be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, tonight he must have enough money,? and gives beer to everyone. After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar.

?Hey, what about the payment?? yells the bartender. ?I have no money,? answers the man. The bartender hears that and beats the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street.

One evening later, the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, ?Beer for me, and beer for everyone who is now in the bar.?
In disgust, the bartender asks ?What, no beer for me this time??

?No,? answers the man, ?you get violent when you drink.?

Have a good day.

Domain Diva · 04-20-2009, 07:56 AM

7 out of 10 from me ...made me laugh

nice one

Hood Box Office · 04-20-2009, 07:58 AM

woj · 04-20-2009, 08:21 AM

Manowar · 04-20-2009, 08:21 AM

heheh, that's awesome

goldflower · 04-20-2009, 08:55 AM

I like it

Elixir · 04-20-2009, 11:46 AM

hehehe nice one

Yngwie · 04-20-2009, 11:55 AM

LOL that was a good one

Marcus Aurelius · 04-20-2009, 11:58 AM

hahah nice

Max Potential · 04-20-2009, 12:03 PM

Deesnuts · 04-20-2009, 02:22 PM

very long for a little ha

John-ACWM · 04-20-2009, 02:27 PM

LOL good one,thanks for the laughs

04-20-2009, 07:17 AM	#1
NetHorse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 3,526	Late Monday Morning Joke!!! A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ?Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone who is in the bar now.? After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar. ?Hey, what about the payment?? yells the bartender. ?I have no money,? answers the man. The bartender hears that and beats the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street. The next evening, the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, ?Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone who is in the bar now.? The bartender thinks to himself, ?The man can?t be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, tonight he must have enough money,? and gives beer to everyone. After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar. ?Hey, what about the payment?? yells the bartender. ?I have no money,? answers the man. The bartender hears that and beats the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street. One evening later, the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, ?Beer for me, and beer for everyone who is now in the bar.? In disgust, the bartender asks ?What, no beer for me this time?? ?No,? answers the man, ?you get violent when you drink.? Have a good day. __________________ ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ ICQ # 427013273

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