Liquid Ass

[papagmp]

Yes - I'm an asshole.



http://www.liquidass.com/




When my last wife started fucking around on me she made no attempt to hide it and one night she showed up at the strip club where she worked on her day off with her little wigger fuck buddy. My friend and I were chillin and having a few beers minding our own business. After watching my wife and her stupid wigger fuck buddy make out for a while, I went up to Jon, the manager, and told him that the surveillance system was going to fail for about ten minutes. Jon went in the back, returned and nodded to me. Now remember, this is her boss - and my best friend. As I got a lap dance form one of nastiest strippers in the place two tables from my ex, my buddy slipped out and dumped an entire bottle of this shit through the t-top of her "wigger's" brand new Trans-Am. A minute after they left, she came storming back into the club demanding to see the video from the lot..... and she smelled like shit.

She never did figure out who did it....................... Bitch