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Old 04-23-2009, 06:38 PM   #1
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Shouls I Tell My Wife I Have Another Family In Vietnam?

I was 18 and in the shit in a foreign land. I met a cambodian prostitute on weekend leave in saigon.. i paid extra to not wear a rubber and i was so hopped up on viet kong heroine that i must have pulled out too late..

anyway, its 40 years later and now i find out that i have 39 year old triplets (2 boys and a girl).. should i tell my wife about them or just keep this till my grave? I just don't think my wife would understand.

unfortunately, i really want to see my kids, after all they are my flesh and blood. on top of that, my daughter looks really hot and both my sons are successful business men. maybe my wife would understand.

my wife and i never had kids because when i was in vietnam, a parasite swam into my urethra and i got an infection in my testicles that ruined my ability to produce sperm.

maybe my wife and i could adopt our grown children and move them to the US. maybe i could even bring their mother here and we could live out our lives in an open realtionship.

what do you think?

oh nevermind, in vietnam i was nineteen.... nin nin nin nineteen...... in vietnam i was nineteen..
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Old 04-23-2009, 06:39 PM   #2
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Old 04-23-2009, 06:40 PM   #3
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Old 04-23-2009, 06:42 PM   #4
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Old 04-23-2009, 06:53 PM   #5
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we gettin money like na na na
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Old 04-23-2009, 06:54 PM   #6
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Old 04-23-2009, 06:54 PM   #7
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Old 04-24-2009, 01:27 AM   #8
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Old 04-24-2009, 01:52 PM   #9
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I was 18 and in the shit in a foreign land. I met a cambodian prostitute on weekend leave in saigon.. i paid extra to not wear a rubber and i was so hopped up on viet kong heroine that i must have pulled out too late..

anyway, its 40 years later and now i find out that i have 39 year old triplets (2 boys and a girl).. should i tell my wife about them or just keep this till my grave? I just don't think my wife would understand.

unfortunately, i really want to see my kids, after all they are my flesh and blood. on top of that, my daughter looks really hot and both my sons are successful business men. maybe my wife would understand.

my wife and i never had kids because when i was in vietnam, a parasite swam into my urethra and i got an infection in my testicles that ruined my ability to produce sperm.

maybe my wife and i could adopt our grown children and move them to the US. maybe i could even bring their mother here and we could live out our lives in an open realtionship.

what do you think?

oh nevermind, in vietnam i was nineteen.... nin nin nin nineteen...... in vietnam i was nineteen..
I wouldn't, but that's not a bad idea, another wife in Nam, hmmmmm...
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Old 04-24-2009, 01:57 PM   #10
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First contact with some producer from Hollywood ;) Great story for movie BTW . Of course tell your wife , I think that you dont know your wife when you play in Doctor with Vietnam girl ? I think that dont will be problem for her ...
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Old 04-24-2009, 02:00 PM   #11
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