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Gingerific
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Austin
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What is YOUR Murphy's law?
Without failure my phone will ring when I get up from my desk. Doesn't matter what time of day it is or what time I started work... If I get up to refill my coffee or head to the bathroom or whatever, by the time I get back to my desk there's a VM waiting.
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: ICQ #23642053
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Every time I manually test my tracking software the delay on reporting goes up and up and up and I have to wait 10 mins or more (usually only 1 min)
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Atlanta
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When I switch lines at the store and then it takes twice as ling because the customer in front of me is using coupons and writing a check
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Confirmed Brat
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
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If I leave my car out of the garage it will snow or rain.
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Join Date: May 2008
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Whenever I get up and running early for leaving for work something stupid always happens that I end up being late.
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Loveland, CO
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If someone non-technical uses the phrase "It should be easy" in regard to anything technical.
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#7 |
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Trying to reply in a
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80% Revshare or 30$ PPS on $1 trials: 200 Niches = Vidz.com Galleries / FLVs / Embeds 3 & 5mins FLVs | RSS & Tube Feeds | Matching Thumbs | FLV Browser & Exporter | No Prechecked Xsales >> Mobile Redirection Script: mobile.vidz.com also paying 80% net Lifetime << ICQ: 198-394-557 ICQ - 436 795 438 E-mail rob /@/ cool-content dotcom
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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fuck
in a LAJ thread
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80% Revshare or 30$ PPS on $1 trials: 200 Niches = Vidz.com Galleries / FLVs / Embeds 3 & 5mins FLVs | RSS & Tube Feeds | Matching Thumbs | FLV Browser & Exporter | No Prechecked Xsales >> Mobile Redirection Script: mobile.vidz.com also paying 80% net Lifetime << ICQ: 198-394-557 ICQ - 436 795 438 E-mail rob /@/ cool-content dotcom
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Portland, OR
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"i got a car wash yesterday when it was sunny and 90 degrees outside and today it's raining."
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I help you SUCCEED
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas
Posts: 32,195
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The simpler something looks the more complicated the underlying process/back story.
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Location: Frozen Tundra
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Without fail whenever something needs to be fixed at my house.........no matter how freaking simple it is, I'll hire someone and the first thing they say is........."hmmm......never seen that happen before".
Jesus - I should just have that phrase trademarked and printed on a T-shirt. Pisses me off just writing about it!
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aka K-Man
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Join Date: Oct 2001
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if i check highway traffic from the balcony before i go somewhere and the coast looks clear, when i get downstairs and hit the pavement there will be bumper to bumper traffic jams.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Homeless
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" If something Can go wrong, It will " I am Murphy.
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See signature :)
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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same with car wash. For instance if my car gets dirty one day - I am lazy to wash it for a week and drive it dirty. When I get time to wash it next day it start raining ... and next week or so there is no rain again lol
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