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Old 05-05-2009, 04:49 PM   #1
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Now that we mastered the art of CSS and using white font on white background the next MOST logical step to be is to write the most confusing declaimer. So what could be more confusing than disclaimer written in language you have never heard of or language that doesn’t exist?
What do you think?

सचिन तेंदुलकर don't worry, this is not important वें और गौतम गंभीर 17वें नंबर पर बने हुए हैं.

इस सूची में भारतीय टीम $39.08 अंकों के साथ तीसरी पायदान पर है. भारत ने अपना आख़िरी वनडे मैच मार्च every 5 days को न्यूज़ीलैंड के ख़िलाफ़ खेला था.

दक्षिण अफ़्रीका ($1.00 अंक) पहले और ऑस्ट्रेलिया ($87.09 अंक) दूसरे नंबर पर है.

भारतीय गेंदबाज़ों की बात करें तो ज़हीर खान एक पायदान गिरकर you are fucked वें स्थान पर पहुँच गए हैं. शीर्ष पर श्रीलंका के गेंदबाज़ नुवान कुलशेखरा हैं.

ऑलराउंडरों की लिस्ट में युवारज सिंह तीसरे नंबर पर हैं और पहले नंबर बांग्लादेश के शकीब अल हसन के नाम है.
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Old 05-05-2009, 04:52 PM   #3
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Old 05-05-2009, 04:53 PM   #4
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Old 05-05-2009, 04:53 PM   #5
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Now that we mastered the art of CSS and using white font on white background the next MOST logical step to be is to write the most confusing declaimer. So what could be more confusing than disclaimer written in language you have never heard of or language that doesn?t exist?
What do you think?

सचिन तेंदुलकर don't worry, this is not important वें और गौतम गंभीर 17वें नंबर पर बने हुए हैं.

इस सूची में भारतीय टीम $39.08 अंकों के साथ तीसरी पायदान पर है. भारत ने अपना आख़िरी वनडे मैच मार्च every 5 days को न्यूज़ीलैंड के ख़िलाफ़ खेला था.

दक्षिण अफ़्रीका ($1.00 अंक) पहले और ऑस्ट्रेलिया ($87.09 अंक) दूसरे नंबर पर है.

भारतीय गेंदबाज़ों की बात करें तो ज़हीर खान एक पायदान गिरकर you are fucked वें स्थान पर पहुँच गए हैं. शीर्ष पर श्रीलंका के गेंदबाज़ नुवान कुलशेखरा हैं.

ऑलराउंडरों की लिस्ट में युवारज सिंह तीसरे नंबर पर हैं और पहले नंबर बांग्लादेश के शकीब अल हसन के नाम है.
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Old 05-05-2009, 04:54 PM   #6
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Old 05-05-2009, 04:55 PM   #7
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sounds like a winning plan for the scumbags that like this sort of thing haha
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Usually I think you're a tool but right now I think you're onto something HUGE!!!

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Old 05-05-2009, 11:40 PM   #15
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I am sorry, but I ran out of chocolate cock fudge. Will you settle for casual ass licking?
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Now that we mastered the art of CSS and using white font on white background the next MOST logical step to be is to write the most confusing declaimer. So what could be more confusing than disclaimer written in language you have never heard of or language that doesn?t exist?
What do you think?

सचिन तेंदुलकर don't worry, this is not important वें और गौतम गंभीर 17वें नंबर पर बने हुए हैं.

इस सूची में भारतीय टीम $39.08 अंकों के साथ तीसरी पायदान पर है. भारत ने अपना आख़िरी वनडे मैच मार्च every 5 days को न्यूज़ीलैंड के ख़िलाफ़ खेला था.

दक्षिण अफ़्रीका ($1.00 अंक) पहले और ऑस्ट्रेलिया ($87.09 अंक) दूसरे नंबर पर है.

भारतीय गेंदबाज़ों की बात करें तो ज़हीर खान एक पायदान गिरकर you are fucked वें स्थान पर पहुँच गए हैं. शीर्ष पर श्रीलंका के गेंदबाज़ नुवान कुलशेखरा हैं.

ऑलराउंडरों की लिस्ट में युवारज सिंह तीसरे नंबर पर हैं और पहले नंबर बांग्लादेश के शकीब अल हसन के नाम है.
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Hey I know the guy who is the affiliate manager for that program and he's a real straight shooter. So even though it may look a little weird, I'm sure he personally makes sure every surfer who signs up is aware their obligations.
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Hey I know the guy who is the affiliate manager for that program and he's a real straight shooter. So even though it may look a little weird, I'm sure he personally makes sure every surfer who signs up is aware their obligations.

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sachin tendulkar don't worry, this is not important th and 17 th gautam serious number remains.

The list points to $ 39.08 with the indian team is ranked third. India vnde his last match in march of every 5 days was played against new zealand.

South africa ($ 1.00 points) before and australia ($ 87.09 points) is second.

Indian gendbajhon to the khan jhhir then you are fucked down a ranked no. Have reached. Sri lanka's top bowler nuwan kulsekhara are.

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I pay for such a service in Asia almost daily. So sure, do it up. I'm gonna go clean my ass, I'll be right back.
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Those of you laughing must not be "real businessmen"

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Son, take it from real business owner - this shit works. You are not business owner, and I would never hire you.
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