The cause of red hair

[mule]

After their red-headed baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician.
'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair.
She can't possibly be mine!!'

'Nonsense,' the doctor said. 'Even though you and your wife both have black hair,
one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.'

'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. 'This can't be, our families
on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.'

'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. How often do you have sex??? '

The man seemed a bit ashamed. 'I've been working very hard for the past year.
We only made love once or twice every few months.'

'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently.

'It's rust.'

[Manowar]

hahah, i was expecting the punchline to be another guy

nice one

[raven1083]

hahaha! Classic! thanks for sharing!

[martinsc]

hahaha

[mule]

Originally Posted by Manowar

hahah, i was expecting the punchline to be another guy

nice one

hehe yep, my favorite type of joke is the one that puts you entirely on the wrong track at first.
Here's another:

In a park in the center of the city is a statue of a young girl and a young boy,
naked, reaching out yearningly for one another, but just not quite touching.
An angel flies over the city every day, and every day sees this couple,
reaching out for one another but just not quite touching,
and feels very sorry for them. So one day the angel brings the two to life, and says:

"For a hundred years I've seen you two reaching out to one another
but just not quite touching. My powers are limited, I can give you half an hour only,
but in that half-hour you can do whatever you've been wanting to do
this past hundred years."

The young couple gleefully jumps down from the pedestal and dives
straight into the busshes next to it. There is much scuffling,
flapping, heaving and panting, and fifteen minutes later they emerge,
beaming with happiness and satisfaction, and climb back onto their pedestal.

"Did you enjoy that?", asks the angel.

"Oh yes. it was awesome!", they reply.

"Well, you still have 15 minutes". says the angel. Don't you want to do it again?"

"Yes!". the girl says to the boy, excitedly. "Let's do it again!
Only this time YOU hold the pigeon, and then I'll shit on its head!"

[red-xxx]

Originally Posted by mule

After their red-headed baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician.
'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair.
She can't possibly be mine!!'

'Nonsense,' the doctor said. 'Even though you and your wife both have black hair,
one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.'

'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. 'This can't be, our families
on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.'

'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. How often do you have sex??? '

The man seemed a bit ashamed. 'I've been working very hard for the past year.
We only made love once or twice every few months.'

'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently.

'It's rust.'

HaHaHa just don't give up the day job!

Love and Kisses

RED
XXX

[Bojangles]

Hahahahaha

[John-ACWM]

Thanks for the laughs

[_Richard_]

hahaha good one

[_Richard_]

Originally Posted by mule

hehe yep, my favorite type of joke is the one that puts you entirely on the wrong track at first.
Here's another:

In a park in the center of the city is a statue of a young girl and a young boy,
naked, reaching out yearningly for one another, but just not quite touching.
An angel flies over the city every day, and every day sees this couple,
reaching out for one another but just not quite touching,
and feels very sorry for them. So one day the angel brings the two to life, and says:

"For a hundred years I've seen you two reaching out to one another
but just not quite touching. My powers are limited, I can give you half an hour only,
but in that half-hour you can do whatever you've been wanting to do
this past hundred years."

The young couple gleefully jumps down from the pedestal and dives
straight into the busshes next to it. There is much scuffling,
flapping, heaving and panting, and fifteen minutes later they emerge,
beaming with happiness and satisfaction, and climb back onto their pedestal.

"Did you enjoy that?", asks the angel.

"Oh yes. it was awesome!", they reply.

"Well, you still have 15 minutes". says the angel. Don't you want to do it again?"

"Yes!". the girl says to the boy, excitedly. "Let's do it again!
Only this time YOU hold the pigeon, and then I'll shit on its head!"

[Rochard]

Both of those were great.....

[u-Bob]

hehe