Surfer reveals the secrets behind Lightspeed - GoFuckYourself.com

Mutt · 05-08-2009, 02:45 AM

I have had a middle aged kook of a Frenchman emailing Dawson Miller and myself for over 2
years, it used to be literally 5-10 times a day, a bizarre character, he investigates Dawson Miller like he's an Internet supersleuth. I had told him she was gone 2 years ago and to move on to some other girl but he was obviously obsessed with Dawson so he clung to his delusions that she was really reading his emails. He would send her sweet emails like an old man smitten by a fantasy teen on the Internet and then the next email he'd call her a whore, a bitch and make fun of her and her private life. And this would go on with no response, I think a whole year went by with no response from us and day after day the email account would fill up with his crazy mangled English emails, he'd make horrible videos, animated GIFs, artwork with Dawson in them. He seemed to give up for awhile recently, thought maybe he was sick or dead - but the emails are beginning to come in again.

Tonight, he sent me this one, he believes he has discovered many new behind the scenes secrets of the solo girl site scene.

I learned Inga is Jordan Capri, she is Czech, her cousins or sisters are Rony Tuscadero and Rachel 18 and Mr Lightspeed is probably a Czech as well and most certainly a pimp.

cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

Hello,
What to do between girls one evening of Christmas?
Lightspeed's Girls...I know TerryLightspeed (Nella at Met-Art - Mirta at Hegre),
FaithLightspeed (Ariel at Met-Art - Gabina or PiperFawn (her website), and Inga
for Jordan Capri, I don't know her nationality, nothing either in connection with
what I suppose being her sisters or cousins, Rony Tuscadero and Rachel18...),
The little Czech joke. I do not found for the others girls nor for the photographers,
Ariel and Nella have a mutual photographer, Tim Fox, but I think that "Mr Lightspeed"
probably is Czech. (I am not accustomed to calling the pimps, "Mister").
One knows how that will finish, with or without guys, she do not lack "ideas"?

Have a good day

MikeSmoke · 05-08-2009, 02:49 AM

Wow...makes me grateful that smoking fans are a little more reserved than solo girl fans

Most of our fan mail is readable, at least - not to mention a little less delusional

mOrrI · 05-08-2009, 02:51 AM

Man that's some weird ass shit...

spunky99 · 05-08-2009, 03:21 AM

the nutjobs make this job worth it

ExLust · 05-08-2009, 03:22 AM

One of the weirdos on earth.

The Duck · 05-08-2009, 03:35 AM

I love those guys.

bausch · 05-08-2009, 04:09 AM

He sounds like Baddog, the old stalker

voa · 05-08-2009, 04:57 AM

That guy is sick and need some medical help immediately.

Manowar · 05-08-2009, 05:10 AM

smartest guy in the world

Stephen McTowelie · 05-08-2009, 05:27 AM

You should see some the support emails our poor CS team has to deal with!
Think my fav one was this "i am gay/lesbian.When i attempt to search for a man,doesn't let me.It only lets me choose"woman".Why is this?"

Gotta love customers eh !

CIVMatt · 05-08-2009, 06:03 AM

That just reminded me to send my weekly stalker letter to Dirty Aly, bbl, k, tnx

pornguy · 05-08-2009, 06:03 AM

Seems like a great guy to me.

Raf1 · 05-08-2009, 06:15 AM

that's some crazy stuff

bloggerz · 05-08-2009, 07:06 AM

i'd have a beer with him

woj · 05-08-2009, 07:34 AM

wow, lots of fucked up people in this world

the.drunk · 05-08-2009, 08:06 AM

guy is a nut job

Iron Fist · 05-08-2009, 08:42 AM

Well I say let them fantasize.. much better than going to the local McDonalds and shooting everyone.

PSSuperstars · 05-08-2009, 08:46 AM

We get so much of that..

And then death threats and stalking threats when they learn that some of the pics are fake...

I've had manifesto's emailed to me about how they discover that an operator isn't the girl in the picture.. and how I should be punished for my deception..

Some of these men truly never leave their mom's basement..

The Heron · 05-08-2009, 09:10 AM

Good thing toon lovers aren't that crazy. Though some do seem to want to stalk the artists and give 'pointers' the best ones are the shemale toon lovers! One guy only wants "long floppy cocks" haha

RyuLion · 05-08-2009, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch

He sounds like Baddog, the old stalker

sinclair · 05-08-2009, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSmoke

Wow...makes me grateful that smoking fans are a little more reserved than solo girl fans

Most of our fan mail is readable, at least - not to mention a little less delusional

Only a matter of time my friend.

SBJ · 05-08-2009, 10:00 AM

wow just wow!

I have recieved emails like this and they do make you laugh, cry and just wonder WTF? but at the end of the day these guys are the ones that pays our bills as solo site owners

Snake Doctor · 05-08-2009, 10:08 AM

He writes for 2 years and never gets a reply, and continues to write?

Wow. Some people are really committed. (and really ought to be as well)

Barefootsies · 05-08-2009, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSmoke

Wow...makes me grateful that smoking fans are a little more reserved than solo girl fans

Most of our fan mail is readable, at least - not to mention a little less delusional

True dat

CaptainHowdy · 05-08-2009, 11:06 AM

I love psychosis...

cherrylula · 05-08-2009, 11:19 AM

creepy...

Mutt · 05-08-2009, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

He writes for 2 years and never gets a reply, and continues to write?

Wow. Some people are really committed. (and really ought to be as well)

yes, i think he has to be mentally ill, not stupid, when he first started writing he would use Babelfish to translate his French to English. He has learned how to write English - not great but i wouldn't be any better if i tried to learn another language on the Net. He once sent some photos of him and his son in a wine vineyard in the south of France I think he said they owned, he's a pot bellied bald grey haired frenchman, looks about 60.

Solo site fans and teen niche fans i guarantee are the oldest aged demographic niche out there - which is good, they've got money to spend and aren't as tech savvy.

Brujah · 05-08-2009, 03:45 PM

Idle hands are the devil's workshop

DaddyHalbucks · 05-08-2009, 03:51 PM

Sounds like a looney tune.

AAB · 05-08-2009, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the.drunk

guy is a nut job

I have the same opinion about Lightspeed

Juilan · 05-08-2009, 05:39 PM

have Frank form a reply letter

Penny24Seven · 05-08-2009, 05:45 PM

wow, after making custom videos and taking custom requests for many years I can say this guy seems pretty normal to me haha.

05-08-2009, 02:45 AM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Surfer reveals the secrets behind Lightspeed I have had a middle aged kook of a Frenchman emailing Dawson Miller and myself for over 2 years, it used to be literally 5-10 times a day, a bizarre character, he investigates Dawson Miller like he's an Internet supersleuth. I had told him she was gone 2 years ago and to move on to some other girl but he was obviously obsessed with Dawson so he clung to his delusions that she was really reading his emails. He would send her sweet emails like an old man smitten by a fantasy teen on the Internet and then the next email he'd call her a whore, a bitch and make fun of her and her private life. And this would go on with no response, I think a whole year went by with no response from us and day after day the email account would fill up with his crazy mangled English emails, he'd make horrible videos, animated GIFs, artwork with Dawson in them. He seemed to give up for awhile recently, thought maybe he was sick or dead - but the emails are beginning to come in again. Tonight, he sent me this one, he believes he has discovered many new behind the scenes secrets of the solo girl site scene. I learned Inga is Jordan Capri, she is Czech, her cousins or sisters are Rony Tuscadero and Rachel 18 and Mr Lightspeed is probably a Czech as well and most certainly a pimp. cuckoo for cocoa puffs. Hello, What to do between girls one evening of Christmas? Lightspeed's Girls...I know TerryLightspeed (Nella at Met-Art - Mirta at Hegre), FaithLightspeed (Ariel at Met-Art - Gabina or PiperFawn (her website), and Inga for Jordan Capri, I don't know her nationality, nothing either in connection with what I suppose being her sisters or cousins, Rony Tuscadero and Rachel18...), The little Czech joke. I do not found for the others girls nor for the photographers, Ariel and Nella have a mutual photographer, Tim Fox, but I think that "Mr Lightspeed" probably is Czech. (I am not accustomed to calling the pimps, "Mister"). One knows how that will finish, with or without guys, she do not lack "ideas"? Have a good day __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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