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Old 05-29-2009, 06:44 AM   #1
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Friday morning joke!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.

The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping.'

To the Scotsman he says, 'You're in charge of shoveling.'

And to the Chinese guy, 'You're in charge of supplies.'

He then says, 'Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile.'

So the foreman goes away for a couple hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched.

He asks the Italian, 'Why didn't you sweep any of it?'

The Italian replies, 'I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese-a-fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere.'

Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, 'And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile.'

The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnayfin' him either.'

The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy ... Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells... ..


'SUPPLIES!!'
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Old 05-29-2009, 06:49 AM   #2
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5/10 funny
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Old 05-29-2009, 07:17 AM   #3
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Hahaha.. Made me laugh.
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Old 05-29-2009, 07:27 AM   #4
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Now THAT is funny as shit.

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Old 05-29-2009, 07:30 AM   #5
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hahaha!! Good one!! I needed that
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Old 05-29-2009, 07:45 AM   #6
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That was pretty funny.
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Old 05-29-2009, 08:00 AM   #7
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Old 05-29-2009, 08:48 AM   #8
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Old 05-29-2009, 08:58 AM   #9
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Old 05-29-2009, 09:12 AM   #12
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Old 05-29-2009, 09:13 AM   #13
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