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![]() So I am great....
Just fucking great. Last night I leave my bag in the car for one hour to walk around the beach with a friend. I had just done pilates, and on days that I work out I only take a large gym bag and shove all of my crap in there. So my pilates clothes conveniently are a tight tank and tight stretch pants with no pockets. So it was me thinking should I carry this huge bag of crap around with me while I walk around the beach? I thought no-just took my Id and credit card out, ask my friend to put it in his pocket and walked with this friend. I come back an hour later and my bag is gone. My clothes, glasses, some money, my phone and my keys. I have no ones number in the world memorized.....I haven't been home in 24 hours, I'm afraid someone has ransacked my planner which was in my bag which has my address subtly somewhere in the middle (not like-hey here's where I live come rob me). The phone and glasses and other stuff I can replace, although it will be expensive. I've filed a police report, of course. I'm most worried about some bastard freak putting two and two together, finding out where I live and robbing me since he now has the keys to my building and my apartment key. I am fucking sick with worry. Please no "you were stupid to leave your bag in the car." I sure as fuck know and the worry and stomach ache I've had for the past 14 hours, combined with the borrowed clothes and underwear I'm wearing (mine were all gross after a pilates work out) have made me curse myself and the son of a bitch bastard who stole from me and who may be possibly robbing my apartment as we speak..... Fin ![]() |
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wow.....sorry to hear that...hope everything works out ok for you
![]() Hope that maybe the person doesnt know your apartment is empty and just takes the credit cards etc and dumps the rest... I did something simlar, left a huge amount of cash in the car glove compartment as l was only gone 3-4 minutes .....yep gone when l got back !!
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Did you call the management of the apt complex so they can change the locks on the building.. Hate for one of your neighbors to become victim to some thief in the building..
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Why haven't you gone home in the past 14 hours? Go with a trusted friend or group of friends and get a locksmith to change the locks ASAP.
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Lets just say I am imagining the worst and not in a good mood....at all |
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Reach for those stars!
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Yikes, that's rough
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My landlord is a cheap bitch, by the way... |
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and she is only changing my lock..... Not the building's lock=stupid and cheap and totally unsafe because this thief can figure out where I live if he is smart enough |
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Oh yes, and I have to pay for my new lock because I am "causing her trouble."
I don't know if this is fair or not but I'm just really upset about the whole situation right now..... |
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We are lucky in our block...everyone has a personal coded keyfob they just scan on the outside door,then if someone loses it or has it stolen they can deactivate and issue a new one (cost $25 to replace) but well worth it .
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![]() Sorry toe hear dat tootsie.
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Living inside your head.
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yes I guess that seems fair...I'm just pretty upset at the moment at the idea of someone in my apartment robbing me blind so my judgment is a little lacking at the moment.....
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If the landlord was going to charge anyway I would have had a locksmith do it immediately. When our front door was forced (with me behind it) I had the locksmith put on a temporary deadbolt for the night, just for peace of mind, until he could order the proper one the next day. It's the first step towards getting over it.
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congrats to the winners
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exchange the apartment number on your door with one of the other apartments on your floor ....
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Did you leave your car unlocked?
This all happened because you look so much like Avril. I would head to the nearest walmart and buy a 12 gauge shot gun.
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The mother fucker broke the back window and opened the car thus opening the lock. |
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Please send me the pilates ravaged panties... I wanna see how they smell. Thanks...
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So Fucking Banned
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Wasn't me. I swear. I was locked up in Gordon's cage...
But seriously, get yourself some company for a night or two, go home, and fix your lock by having an extra deadbolt put in. If the landlord wants the key, tell her she'll get one when she changes the front lock. Then order a shitload of beer and pizza and have all your friends over for a party. Serious. :D
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I am definitely doing it.... ![]() party-I'm saving my cash to replace the shit stolen-like new glasses (mine were expensive) and my clothes and some money and all that wonderful stuff ![]() |
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i betcha he has been hiding in your crawl space for 2 days eating stale pepperoni and drinking gatorade , urinating on your clothes, waiting for all the locks to be changed, waiting for you to finally feel safe , then he will slip out while you are sleeping , tie you up and chop you into little pieces.
or maybe not ..good night..sweet dreams
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Oh yes and just for the record....going around in my neighbors underwear (clean of course, and worn inside out because it's creepy like that) is fucking demeaning.....demeaning....
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p.s. if you want the front building lock changed and the landlord is bitching just let your neighbours know a burglar has the keys to the building ..
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it will be a day before you feel safe , that will make 2 days, and he is from bosnia , and they call days porg's and a porg is 2 days , ( a day is 12 hours in bosnia ) a porg is 24 hours
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isn't there a 24 hour walmart or something in your neighborhood?
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![]() I mean, because I'm doubting in the whole history of her owning the building of complexes...no one ever lost their key or got their bag stolen |
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that would be a negatory....but the problem is now solved
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umm ya can't wash out cooties i'm afraid, and now you have them.. vag-cooties , they grow huge in palates sweat soaked areas
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I've had a stereo stolen the same exact way - back window broken etc., right in the neighborhood. Fucking kids probably. Hopefully the thief won't try any shit on your home. Good luck with the situation.
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No offense and I am sorry your stuff got stolen but you cant expect your landlord to pay for new locks because you lost your keys.
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Sorry to hear, hope they catch the fucker
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Damn that is so bad, sorry for your problems
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I don't really care, I'm just out a sum of money that ain't too nice
![]() That's the only thing pissing me off.... oh wait, and that I'm scared of the fucker finding my address in my planner and doing a nice robbery |
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Damn, hell of a day you have had.
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eh, it's just one of those days
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it was probably some junky or crack head. don't read too much into it. what they couldn't sell they just threw in the trash. you're not dealing with a james bond villan here ...
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I think you are worrying too much, chances are a smash and grab guy breaking car windows and taking bags is not going to take the time to find your address, and try to go into what you are describing as an apartment building.
Too many possible witnesses, etc, and too many other "bags left in cars to grab" I am not trying to make light of your situation at all, sucks when your space get violated, just the chance of the theif showing up at your place is really small.
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But it's just very scary when someone has all of your personal information. "Err on the side of caution" and that kind of thing..... |
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once your locks are changed you have nothing to worry about.
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Get a friend to kick your door in and say the robber has been to your apartment. Pretty sure the landlord will change the locks then.
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i'd rather wear no underwear than a neighbors underwear.. actually i find underwear not even necessary 99 percent of the time...
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