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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Earth
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: philly
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i would post my balls...
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 40,377
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I'd sell it to Playboy and then retire
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partners.sexier.com
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Location: San Francisco, CA
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make more money...
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Too lazy to set a koala
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: CZ/EU forever!
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started girl of the month again, registration without admin confirmation so there will be fresh blood on board, start giving tshirts and other goodies for posts again
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there's no $$$ in porn
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: icq: 195./568.-230 (btw: not getting offline msgs)
Posts: 33,063
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the flashing banners...
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#7 |
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Get rid of the fake nics
Remove all the Sycophants who lick people like Juicy's balls Up the advertising rates, this board has more traffic than all others combined, leverage it Charge $5 to sign up, to stop idiots like Teencat ever posting Heh, how to make friends and influence people lesson #7. |
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,508
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I would insit that all men need to dress up in womens clothing whenever they post...
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#9 |
Viva la vulva!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself
Posts: 16,557
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I am Amazing Content!
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 39,826
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unban Franck
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Location: Rock Hill, SC
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I would make the board subscription based to filter out the stupid fucks and surfers. Quality traffic is better than quantity in my book.
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Vegas
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I would bring back Frank and DJ.
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Choice is an Illusion
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Location: Land of Obama
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Almost goners..
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 11,420
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Scan ban and get rid of all the fakenicks around.
Im getting sick and tired of these pussies. If im offered the job, i will make SURE those people are getting a rough time applying and staying on. Was fun for a while, now it gets more and more annoying. I know, ignore function. |
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Such Fun!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Happy in the dark.
Posts: 92,999
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Ban CaptainHowdy...
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I would bring back String Emil.
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Location: Florida
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I would give everyone an American flag and a coupon for a free abortion!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Writer for hire :) Gallery descriptions, articles, blog posts etc. ICQ: 209 356 106
Posts: 12,117
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I would probably just sell it to the highest bidder. All that money would be very useful right now
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Location: Little Vienna
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I would start charging for search feature and sigs
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scriptmaster
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Serbia
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Absolute nothing, this is most freedom board on net
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#24 |
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: On The Edge
Posts: 7,992
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I would unban everyone, and no one would get banned unless they did/posted something illegal.
Anyone could read it, but only members could post, and proof of actual involvement in the industry would be required to become a member.
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#28 |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: England
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open GFY internet radio
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 9,802
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stop deleting threads. like that one where MaxCash was caught on cheating with pre-checked x-sells
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Id happilly pay to be a GFY subscriber... |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Happy in the dark.
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Ruh roh ...
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See signature :)
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Location: ICQ 363 097 773
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no bro clubs would be allowed
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#33 |
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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I would put everyones bank account balance next to their post in real time so many can see why shouldn't even bother listening the morons posting in most of these threads...
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![]() Well seriously everyone should have his own little profile with REAL verified business info, I guess that would change a lot.
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Me? I'd split up the main forum to make a business forum and a fucking around forum, that way bullshit posts which are all in fun, won't push down all the biz posts to page 15... Other then that, keep it the way it is. |
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Pay It Forward
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Yo Mama House
Posts: 76,946
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stat posting
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#37 |
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Atlanta
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First and foremost, I would make everyone verify themselves via phone before being approved to post on here.
For female members, I would make them have a webcam on at all times displaying their breasts and this would become their avatar. I would utilize the latest in mammary-gland recognition technology to ensure that if the boobs ain't a shakin or if the boobs are replaced by someone else's boobs in disguise, then that members posting privileges would be taken away immediately until the correct boobs are on display. I would also have a flagging system, ala Craigslist, where if enough members flagged another member, that member's posting proveleges would be revoked for a certain amount of time, more for a second offense, etc, until the member is finally banned for life. In order to become a member you would be forced(blessed with the opportunity) to sign up for my affiliate program and if you hadn't sent a sale that day, you would not be allowed to post that day. I would have a pop-up screen every time a member logged in stating that you agree that Steve Hardeman has the biggest cock you've ever seen and that you hope and pray that your girlfriend or wife never meets me because you know she would run off with me if given the opportunity. It would also include a pre-checked, un-uncheckable box next to "No Takesies Backsies" I think we can all agree that were these simple changes to be implemented, GFY would be a better place for all of us.
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#38 |
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: city of angels
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make animated logo
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