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06-03-2009, 12:33 PM
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Headlines from the year 2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise are the keys to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba. Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines. And this just in, Brett Favre still undecided as to what nursing home he wants to reside in. Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want, then, guess what.... NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing... Except you might make someone smile or become very, very scared  |
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06-03-2009, 12:36 PM
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hahaha nice!
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06-03-2009, 12:45 PM
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Viva la vulva!
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06-03-2009, 01:22 PM
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Thats a good one.
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06-03-2009, 01:33 PM
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06-03-2009, 03:42 PM
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he he I can see it all....
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06-03-2009, 03:48 PM
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Great one...love the Mexifornia comment
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06-03-2009, 04:05 PM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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06-03-2009, 07:05 PM
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Hah this is old but still funny
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06-03-2009, 07:22 PM
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Edit, planet of the apes?
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06-03-2009, 07:24 PM
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06-03-2009, 09:26 PM
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06-03-2009, 09:30 PM
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lolercopters
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06-04-2009, 12:09 AM
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Hello world!
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Some gems in there
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06-04-2009, 12:30 AM
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roflcopter
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06-04-2009, 01:17 AM
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I guarantee it
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LMAO!
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06-04-2009, 01:27 AM
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This might not be considered a joke in the 2020s
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