THE: Affiliate Programs with Great Content & Their Head is Up Their Ass! - GoFuckYourself.com

V_RocKs · 05-29-2009, 02:51 PM

This is a thread where you can talk about sponsors that have great content but their head(s) seem to be in their asses when it comes to everything else.

Obviously that alphasky guy fits the description with his twin sites...

Today I am calling out http://www.JungleDrop.com

When it comes to thick booty nothing converts better than Rawcklin. One look at her ass and tha bros cannot stop themselves from stealing your credit card number and using it here!

The problem is that if you look at the directory structure of the website they created it with whatever that shit was called because it was called dreamweaver... Home site or some shit?

The FHG's have no way of passing the referrer codes since they are on one domain and the site is on another you cannot just simply pass them through the referrer script with the HTML variable. So you have to download these fucking things and because the directory structure is all fucked up it takes about 20 times longer to fix this shit than it should. Not to mention the traffic leaks are ALL FUCKING OVER THE PLACE!

If these people would just conform to the www.bank18.com type of system they'd have On Probation and every other large booty niche site all over them.

Now for the payouts... it says you get a str8 50%. No fees taken out. So you should be getting $6 and change... #1 - Who wants six dollars and change? WTF? OK... Well you can get this shit to sell like fucking hot cakes since it is only $13.95 a month... So yeah... You can do 3 times the sales and get $18 on average...

Except for the fact that they only pay you $2.48! As though it is a trial or something.

CCBILL should be investigating whether or not they are actually paying their stated payouts and force them to comply. It is just good business practices.

Anyway... What other programs do you know of with kickass sellable content but the owner is too stupid to make the obvious changes common sense points out to him?

V_RocKs · 05-29-2009, 02:53 PM

Ohh.. I lost my train of thought...

So with ultra low payouts + fucked up directory structure = Not worth the time to convert their galleries or even create your own.

SilentKnight · 05-29-2009, 02:57 PM

Hmm...

Instead of insulting them - why not simply contact them and offer your suggestions to make their program(s) better? Point out the benefits to both parties.

Insults just have a way of putting people on the defense and make it less likely they'd bother listening to any input you'd have...no matter how constructive it may be.

Just my

2012 · 05-29-2009, 02:59 PM

How about programs that ... I can understand watermarking your content. It's yours. It would be nice though to have an option to get the banners, content, movies with the same fucking domain name on them ...

Agent 488 · 05-29-2009, 02:59 PM

jesus man 80% of gay proggies are like that exactly. odd how much money people leave on the table.

there is money to be made for a consultant to go in and redo these programs and get them ready for promotion. sucks because some of these have the best content.

V_RocKs · 05-29-2009, 03:14 PM

watermarkings.. Fucking Teen Revenue... Do you really need to watermark twice?

2012 · 05-29-2009, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by fartfly

How about programs that ... I can understand watermarking your content. It's yours. It would be nice though to have an option to get the banners, content, movies with the same fucking domain name on them ...

... as the link you are sending them to.

i forgot to add this tidbit. I know why this is being done, it just sucks.

V_RocKs · 05-29-2009, 03:20 PM

Now I feel like shit... They contacted me and want help... It is obvious talking to them they are complete newbs... Barely even know how to make a page without it braking shit...

Tanker · 05-29-2009, 03:22 PM

This is exactly why we built CCBTools. There are a lot of CCBill programs out there that need help. I spend 90% of my day helping our clients. I like doing it. I enjoy helping others.

We recently started a design service for our clients as well to help keep their looks and feel up to date with fresh graphics and marketing tools at a very fare rate.

Most of these programs are small operations that's why you wont find a contact listed either on many of them. They don't a staff for answering emails let alone programmers to build them tools.

We have been helping a lot of programs ease the pain of getting good marketing materials to their webmasters with ease for them and the webmaster.

This week we will be releasing the latest tool! FLV Exporter its all done and beta tested.

There are a lot of small programs out there with really great sites. Many of them support small operations of a few people and many of them have no idea there is a such think as GFY or INTERNEXT or WEBMASTER ACCESS.

I run into them every day! There heads are not in there ass. They just don't know any better or have not figured it all out in one day!

05-29-2009, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanker

This is exactly why we built CCBTools. There are a lot of CCBill programs out there that need help. I spend 90% of my day helping our clients. I like doing it. I enjoy helping others.

We recently started a design service for our clients as well to help keep their looks and feel up to date with fresh graphics and marketing tools at a very fare rate.

Most of these programs are small operations that's why you wont find a contact listed either on many of them. They don't a staff for answering emails let alone programmers to build them tools.

We have been helping a lot of programs ease the pain of getting good marketing materials to their webmasters with ease for them and the webmaster.

This week we will be releasing the latest tool! FLV Exporter its all done and beta tested.

There are a lot of small programs out there with really great sites. Many of them support small operations of a few people and many of them have no idea there is a such think as GFY or INTERNEXT or WEBMASTER ACCESS.

I run into them every day! There heads are not in there ass. They just don't know any better or have not figured it all out in one day!

AWESOME looking tools, and the support sound unparalleled!

As to the original post, I think that if you contact these programs directly, there may be some consulting dollars in it for you.

PSD CSS XHTML · 05-29-2009, 03:45 PM

There's a couple programs with threads right now announcing stuff that looks like absolute shit, but I am not good at being gentle with my criticism so I usually just keep my thoughts to myself. All my recommendations would really just come across as spam anyway.

selena · 05-29-2009, 03:50 PM

I've come across a few ccbill fetish sites that I just itched to be able to be in control of for about a month.

I don't think it was so much that they had their head's up their asses, but more just that they knew the fetish, and that was about it.

Penny24Seven · 05-29-2009, 03:54 PM

your "i'm better then you attitude" never gets old.

Snake Doctor · 05-29-2009, 06:37 PM

You're right about their content kicking ass and them understanding the niche....although, I will say that the members areas are pretty light in terms of quantity.

I have to agree on the marketing commentary as well. I looked at them when my friend Chase put her site in that network, so I could give her some love, but there's no way I'm sending traffic to those sites. They have enough traffic leaks to be a submarine.

Sebastian Sands · 05-29-2009, 08:17 PM

I wish they would be up to standards, I would have sent JungleDrop plenty of traffic, QUALITY traffic too. Those sites have been around for a while and I know most of the girls on there too.

05-29-2009, 02:59 PM	#4
2012 So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 17,189	How about programs that ... I can understand watermarking your content. It's yours. It would be nice though to have an option to get the banners, content, movies with the same fucking domain name on them ... __________________ best host: Webair \| best sponsor: Kink \| best coder: 688218966 \| Go Fuck Yourself

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Tanker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Oakville, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,287	This is exactly why we built CCBTools. There are a lot of CCBill programs out there that need help. I spend 90% of my day helping our clients. I like doing it. I enjoy helping others. We recently started a design service for our clients as well to help keep their looks and feel up to date with fresh graphics and marketing tools at a very fare rate. Most of these programs are small operations that's why you wont find a contact listed either on many of them. They don't a staff for answering emails let alone programmers to build them tools. We have been helping a lot of programs ease the pain of getting good marketing materials to their webmasters with ease for them and the webmaster. This week we will be releasing the latest tool! FLV Exporter its all done and beta tested. There are a lot of small programs out there with really great sites. Many of them support small operations of a few people and many of them have no idea there is a such think as GFY or INTERNEXT or WEBMASTER ACCESS. I run into them every day! There heads are not in there ass. They just don't know any better or have not figured it all out in one day! __________________ Tanker ICQ 3427575 CCBTools Now featured in the CCBill.com APP STORE

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05-29-2009, 03:50 PM	#12
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05-29-2009, 02:51 PM	#1
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	THE: Affiliate Programs with Great Content & Their Head is Up Their Ass! This is a thread where you can talk about sponsors that have great content but their head(s) seem to be in their asses when it comes to everything else. Obviously that alphasky guy fits the description with his twin sites... Today I am calling out http://www.JungleDrop.com When it comes to thick booty nothing converts better than Rawcklin. One look at her ass and tha bros cannot stop themselves from stealing your credit card number and using it here! The problem is that if you look at the directory structure of the website they created it with whatever that shit was called because it was called dreamweaver... Home site or some shit? The FHG's have no way of passing the referrer codes since they are on one domain and the site is on another you cannot just simply pass them through the referrer script with the HTML variable. So you have to download these fucking things and because the directory structure is all fucked up it takes about 20 times longer to fix this shit than it should. Not to mention the traffic leaks are ALL FUCKING OVER THE PLACE! If these people would just conform to the www.bank18.com type of system they'd have On Probation and every other large booty niche site all over them. Now for the payouts... it says you get a str8 50%. No fees taken out. So you should be getting $6 and change... #1 - Who wants six dollars and change? WTF? OK... Well you can get this shit to sell like fucking hot cakes since it is only $13.95 a month... So yeah... You can do 3 times the sales and get $18 on average... Except for the fact that they only pay you $2.48! As though it is a trial or something. CCBILL should be investigating whether or not they are actually paying their stated payouts and force them to comply. It is just good business practices. Anyway... What other programs do you know of with kickass sellable content but the owner is too stupid to make the obvious changes common sense points out to him?

05-29-2009, 02:53 PM	#2
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	Ohh.. I lost my train of thought... So with ultra low payouts + fucked up directory structure = Not worth the time to convert their galleries or even create your own.

05-29-2009, 02:57 PM	#3
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Hmm... Instead of insulting them - why not simply contact them and offer your suggestions to make their program(s) better? Point out the benefits to both parties. Insults just have a way of putting people on the defense and make it less likely they'd bother listening to any input you'd have...no matter how constructive it may be. Just my

05-29-2009, 02:59 PM	#5
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	jesus man 80% of gay proggies are like that exactly. odd how much money people leave on the table. there is money to be made for a consultant to go in and redo these programs and get them ready for promotion. sucks because some of these have the best content.

05-29-2009, 03:14 PM	#6
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	watermarkings.. Fucking Teen Revenue... Do you really need to watermark twice?

05-29-2009, 03:20 PM	#8
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	Now I feel like shit... They contacted me and want help... It is obvious talking to them they are complete newbs... Barely even know how to make a page without it braking shit...

05-29-2009, 06:37 PM	#14
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	You're right about their content kicking ass and them understanding the niche....although, I will say that the members areas are pretty light in terms of quantity. I have to agree on the marketing commentary as well. I looked at them when my friend Chase put her site in that network, so I could give her some love, but there's no way I'm sending traffic to those sites. They have enough traffic leaks to be a submarine. __________________ sig too big

05-29-2009, 08:17 PM	#15
Sebastian Sands Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: ICQ: 211-417-740 Posts: 5,223	I wish they would be up to standards, I would have sent JungleDrop plenty of traffic, QUALITY traffic too. Those sites have been around for a while and I know most of the girls on there too.