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How hard is it to get a Citizenship in the Netherlands?
How long to I have to live in the Netherlands to become a citizen?
How easy is it to open a business in the Netherlands? Is it easier to marry a Dutch girl?
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Its not that hard, i just wouldnt marry a girl to try to stay ;)
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#1 - Get a visa for any EU country. Stay 4 years. Get an EU passport. #2 - Get married to an EU citizen. Wait 2 - 3 years. Get an EU passport. 'Marriages Blanches' aren't exceptionally difficult to pull off, but you have to be prepared to live with the person you've 'married' for at least 2-3 years, go out together, have mutual friends, etc etc - it's generally all checked. Unsure about NL, but it may or may not be the easiest EU member to pull it off in. |
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Any European can live and open a business a NL.
If you're not EU then it might be easier to marry a Euro girl.. Spanish are hotties..then move to NL. I had a business in NL.. I'm English wife is Spanish, and it was very easy to set up. |
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Well, if you're british, you're already EU - no problems there...
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It's not as easy as it sounds - everyone tries to scam the system this way - you have to go through a lot on your end to prove it's a 'real' marriage - and citizenship doesn't come automatically - you have to wait a few years anyhow.
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Im already married with kids.
Ideally, I would want to move my family and move my existing businesses over.
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If you are interested let me know, I will send you the name of a law firm in Marbella that will help you through the process. It takes about a year to get all the paper work sorted out and get the approvals. |
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Are there Visa/Mastercard debit cards available with Spanish banks?
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That said, if said adult or drug empire is employing say 3 or 4 locals, then it may well be an added bonus. Oh, and not knowing the language or the words to het Wilhelmus won't help your case either ![]()
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Welcome to higher taxes and bad weather.
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![]() I know a very good friend whose lived here for 18 years, whose primary native language is French, whose father has lived here for 27 years, whose mother died here, whose married to a Frenchy, whose daughter is French, who's son is half-french, and he still got refused nationality on his first application (now on appeal). Yeah, that's natioanlity and not a visa, but sarko is really sticking the shitty stick in on this lot....
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My point is, they're the two main options of getting citizenship. It would be foolish to think that marriage is an 'easy' way to get a passport, and likewise equally naive to think that 4 years will instantly grant you citizenship. BUT - if for those 4 years, you pay tax, have a job / have an asset / create a business and speak the language, it's not going to be a problem. |
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They don't consider online income because you are working for it. Or you show a million dollars in your bank account. In the end though it totally depends and is up to the discretion of the consulate issuing the visa. |
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I'm self-employed (which france recognises) - but outside of france (which france doesn't recognise) - visa situation == impossible. After 3 immigration lawyers though, putting in my new application in a month or so, fingers firmly crossed. |
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--edit maxing out that €32k might not seem much for services but it's the in-vogue sarko-approved shit atm....
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nm - yeah I see your dilemma.... sorry visa to get in on the treadmill...I misread
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You seem to be fairly intimate with the machinations of the system: what's your story / situation (if you don't mind me asking)
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No. 2 is the easy part, anybody can open a business in the Netherlands. As long as you pay the taxes on profits and wages (thru a good known accountancy firm), nobody will aks questions. No. 1 is more difficult. But I assume if a company (No.2) needs to hire a "skilled worker (=you)", things get more easy over time. Start with a temp visa and try to get one permenatly (government read: buy a house, hire staff, etc.) Governments discourage any form of parasite immegration but if you BRING (tax) money and jobs, things change quickly I am sure. |
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The only thing I would say is Dutch winters are real bastards, even worse than the U.K. *Southern England*
It's like someone turns the sun off on the 1st of November and it doesn't come back until April, my Spanish wife couldn't pull off a dutch winter. Twice she wanted to move in January. I'd still live there, I love the place. Although I'm probably too used to the med now to suffer that damn rain for months at a time. |
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My advice is married with EU girl, Bulgarian or Romanian should be easiest way to get there.Also you can try with dutch girl but im not sure is it easy or not.
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I'd love to move to the Netherlands. I could even pick up Dutch pretty quickly since Afrikaans is my second language. Oh well, one can always dream!
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