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Old 05-30-2009, 12:18 PM   #1
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Gigantic Belgian Monster Cows *wholly shit*

Originating in 19th century Belgium by crossing local cattle with British cattle, the Belgian Blue cattle are gigantic bovine wonders. Their enormous size and muscle mass, sometimes called "double muscling," is a naturally occurring mutation of the gene for myostatin, a protein that regulates muscle growth. This mutation results in accelerated lean muscle growth.





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Old 05-30-2009, 12:20 PM   #2
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So...how do the taste?
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Old 05-30-2009, 12:21 PM   #3
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Old 05-30-2009, 12:23 PM   #4
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I just laughed my ass off..

Those fucking cows are swolled up.

look at them flexing.. it's hilarious!
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Old 05-30-2009, 12:26 PM   #5
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lol. Reminds of bodybuilders who use roids
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Old 05-30-2009, 12:26 PM   #6
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those are bulls... see the balls....
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Old 05-30-2009, 12:32 PM   #7
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Damn thats huge. You can get some nice steak from that.
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Old 05-30-2009, 12:37 PM   #8
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"You fuck with me? I'll trample your mother to death in her sleep bitch.. step back.. wut?? wut?!? you want some? do you want some? who wants some?".

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Old 05-30-2009, 12:45 PM   #9
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Old 05-30-2009, 12:47 PM   #10
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Is it wrong to picture her getting fucked by the bull?

WTF am I talking about? of course it is

**sigh** there's no hope for me now...
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Old 05-30-2009, 12:48 PM   #11
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Meet the Super Cow:
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Old 05-30-2009, 12:52 PM   #12
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I didn't know of their existence.Interesting cows
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Old 05-30-2009, 12:54 PM   #13
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no one here has seen very many washington cows have they?

just as big if not bigger in some parts...

limousine bovine n shit...
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Old 05-30-2009, 01:04 PM   #14
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I ain't eating that cow, bull, whatever...your kid might turn out like the hulk
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Old 05-30-2009, 01:07 PM   #15
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I wonder if it tastes like kobe beef .. lol
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Old 05-30-2009, 01:08 PM   #16
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wow! those are huge!
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no one here has seen very many washington cows have they?

just as big if not bigger in some parts...

limousine bovine n shit...
My grand dad used to raise pure bred Limousine cattle on his farm., and unless those are midgets next to those cattle, I have never seen a bull that size in my life. My dad has got some big Black Angus bulls out on the ranch, as big as any limousine I've ever seen, and they don't even come close to that size.
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lol. Reminds of bodybuilders who use roids
yeah , just how much hormones are they pumped up on?
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Old 05-30-2009, 02:31 PM   #19
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Originating in 19th century Belgium by crossing local cattle with British cattle, the Belgian Blue cattle are gigantic bovine wonders. Their enormous size and muscle mass, sometimes called "double muscling," is a naturally occurring mutation of the gene for myostatin, a protein that regulates muscle growth. This mutation results in accelerated lean muscle growth.





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What a load of bull...
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can you order them ill take a tender one i mean a healthy one
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yeah , just how much hormones are they pumped up on?
its not hormones in this case, its double muscle mutations that they've bread.

Europeans like to give American scientists shit for their creations, but this is just wild
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Wow im gonna start serving Myostatin Burgers at my restaurants next week !!!


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Holy shit I bet you would get some great tenderloins off that thing.
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hmm sounds delicious, Double muscle mutations.............. I'll have mine medium rare
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