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Old 05-30-2009, 06:57 PM   #1
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You may shit in this toilet, as long as you don't PISS in it!!!

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Old 05-30-2009, 08:15 PM   #2
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Old 05-30-2009, 09:09 PM   #3
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Its so hard to take a dumb and not shit at the same time.
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Old 05-30-2009, 09:37 PM   #4
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Old 05-30-2009, 10:56 PM   #5
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Old 05-30-2009, 11:24 PM   #6
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Nothing more fucking irritating than having to take a shit, and some asshole is pissing in the stall when there's a line of fucking urinals outside...
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Old 05-30-2009, 11:31 PM   #7
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Old 05-30-2009, 11:39 PM   #8
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Nothing more fucking irritating than having to take a shit, and some asshole is pissing in the stall when there's a line of fucking urinals outside...
I only piss in stalls. Can not piss in front of people. Never have been able too. Shit just locks up.
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Old 05-30-2009, 11:45 PM   #9
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Or some animal laying down a bomb and stinking up the washroom..
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Old 05-31-2009, 02:04 AM   #10
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Nothing more fucking irritating than having to take a shit, and some asshole is pissing in the stall when there's a line of fucking urinals outside...
i would never shit in a public bathroom... worst case scenario of having the sudden skitters.... possibly... but it hasnt happened yet...

i proudly hold up those stalls pissing... I like to piss on the tp too...
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Old 05-31-2009, 02:14 AM   #11
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Old 05-31-2009, 03:44 AM   #12
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Old 05-31-2009, 03:50 AM   #13
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I'll take a shit any time, any where. I think mankind started going downhill whenever people decided that you couldn't shit whenever and whereever you needed to!
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Old 05-31-2009, 08:54 AM   #14
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Nothing more fucking irritating than having to take a shit, and some asshole is pissing in the stall when there's a line of fucking urinals outside...


I know, right. The urinal had a sign that said "urinate only." But when I saw the "defecate only" sign, I just simply had to laugh.

This was take at Burnham Park in Baguio, the Philippines, where I spent last Christmas. I was walking around and glad I had my camera on me at the time!

It's always good to document absurdity.
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Old 05-31-2009, 09:21 AM   #15
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I only piss in stalls. Can not piss in front of people. Never have been able too. Shit just locks up.
Fortunately, those of you with "bashful bladder" don't have to deal with idiocy like very often. I doubt the sign was meant how it reads, but still, it's just some seriously funny shit!
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Old 05-31-2009, 10:15 AM   #16
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but we got the idea.
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Old 05-31-2009, 10:20 AM   #17
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Holy fuck that is awesome... how retarded can someone actually sound?
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Old 05-31-2009, 10:23 AM   #18
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I only piss in stalls. Can not piss in front of people. Never have been able too. Shit just locks up.
you should hit up BradM.. he sells penis pills that can help you overcome your lack of confidence..

you could also try giving that guy Bob a call.. you know, the one on tv that drives in nascar..
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Old 05-31-2009, 10:47 AM   #19
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Old 05-31-2009, 10:56 AM   #20
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What the fuck was I trying to say there?

You know how us Germans get about scat.
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Old 05-31-2009, 02:41 PM   #21
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Old 05-31-2009, 03:32 PM   #22
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If I can avoid pissing in a urinal I will... nasty damn things, other man piss all freshly splashed around, people shaking their fungus off into it, not always knowing if people flushed, drunk fucks that can only use the urinals pissing all the hell over...

You piss, piss splashes back, gota have peoples piss on it.. doesn't make shit if you wash your hands, it landed on your dick...

But what the hell... when you pull the bitch out it has a chance of smacking the urinal, and well... before all the fungus loaded piss, nobody wants my henry to knock the urinal off the wall.
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Old 05-31-2009, 03:39 PM   #23
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Old 05-31-2009, 06:18 PM   #24
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you could also try giving that guy Bob a call.. you know, the one on tv that drives in nascar..
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Old 05-31-2009, 07:07 PM   #25
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Lift the seat.... bunch of hay rakes leave piss on the seats to sit in.....
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