Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's - GoFuckYourself.com

BFT3K · 06-09-2009, 08:42 PM

Very bad news...

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...ly_scales_back

$5 submissions · 06-09-2009, 08:47 PM

Hilarious. Onion's got a Philippine counterpart, it's called the IBON foundation. Except IBON actually takes itself seriously.

uno · 06-09-2009, 08:51 PM

hah I read that earlier. I'm proud to have only been to Denny's 2x in my life and both I had no choice...

woj · 06-09-2009, 09:25 PM

Sarah_Jayne · 06-10-2009, 03:28 AM

The Onion is one of those things that makes the world a bit more worth living in these days.

BFT3K · 06-10-2009, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

The Onion is one of those things that makes the world a bit more worth living in these days.

Yeah, they should start their own cable news channel. The people who believe Fox News is credible will likely believe the Onion News is real as well.

JP513 · 06-10-2009, 11:00 AM

That's awesome. Very funny.

uno · 06-10-2009, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K

Yeah, they should start their own cable news channel. The people who believe Fox News is credible will likely believe the Onion News is real as well.

They already have an online version: ONN.

BFT3K · 06-10-2009, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

They already have an online version: ONN.

Really? What cable carrier? I never heard of ONN

Why do I think you are just making that up?

Is it near the ABBC channel (The American Bikini Babe Channel)?

SilentKnight · 06-10-2009, 12:32 PM

Years ago we went into a Denny's in Niagara Falls (it was late and the only place open). I ordered a simple burger and fries.

When the burger got to the table, it was pink in the middle (really pink) - not cooked through.

When I called the waiter over and complained, he said, "You didn't specify HOW you wanted it cooked."

I said, "How about we START with cooked and go from there."

He gave me some lameass excuse and attitude and we ended up leaving without eating or paying for drinks.

Never been back to a Dennys since.

Socks · 06-10-2009, 01:04 PM

This headline is funny too:

In Attempt To Jump-Start Economy, Obama Declares Tuesdays Ladies' Night

http://www.theonion.com/content/news..._to_jump_start

victoriavain · 06-10-2009, 01:59 PM

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uno · 06-10-2009, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K

Really? What cable carrier? I never heard of ONN

Why do I think you are just making that up?

Is it near the ABBC channel (The American Bikini Babe Channel)?

ONLINE version: http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...utm_source=nav

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06-10-2009, 12:32 PM	#10
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Years ago we went into a Denny's in Niagara Falls (it was late and the only place open). I ordered a simple burger and fries. When the burger got to the table, it was pink in the middle (really pink) - not cooked through. When I called the waiter over and complained, he said, "You didn't specify HOW you wanted it cooked." I said, "How about we START with cooked and go from there." He gave me some lameass excuse and attitude and we ended up leaving without eating or paying for drinks. Never been back to a Dennys since.

06-10-2009, 01:04 PM	#11
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	This headline is funny too: In Attempt To Jump-Start Economy, Obama Declares Tuesdays Ladies' Night http://www.theonion.com/content/news..._to_jump_start