Fucked up craigslist ads, part 234 - GoFuckYourself.com

fusionx · 06-25-2009, 12:55 PM

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...126876415.html

seriously fucked up!

mikesinner · 06-25-2009, 12:59 PM

lol, that kills me

selena · 06-25-2009, 01:01 PM

"or someone who genuinely likes to make children cry"

lmao

DirtyDanza · 06-25-2009, 01:03 PM

im in sign me up....

2012 · 06-25-2009, 01:03 PM

what a great 'dad' , email sent ...

CIVMatt · 06-25-2009, 01:04 PM

Haha I'm dyin here

seeandsee · 06-25-2009, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fusionx

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...126876415.html

seriously fucked up!

lol great payment!

WiredGuy · 06-25-2009, 01:15 PM

$500 to take the blame for a dog running away? Why not just pay the kids $250 each. They'll be rich (by kid standards) and won't even remember they had a dog once they get their new bikes.
WG

Elli · 06-25-2009, 01:18 PM

that's so awesome

Poor guy doesn't want to be the one to make his little girls cry.

who · 06-25-2009, 01:21 PM

I would seriously do it.

Vicious_B · 06-25-2009, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by selena

"or someone who genuinely likes to make children cry"

lmao

There should be quite a few volunteers from here then.

Snake Doctor · 06-25-2009, 01:39 PM

Goddammit. I didn't even know they had a "best of" section. Now I just found another way to waste an hour a day, at least.

BTW, this one is awesome.

Quote:

We Met at last Nights Orgy But did Not Get your Name - m4w

I wanted to talk to you, but you are so much more attractive than most of the middle-aged has-beens in last night's pile that I couldn't get a moment alone, or even as part of a threesome or foursome with you. There was a brief moment, while you were reverse cowgirling that old guy and jerking off two midgets while orally satisfying the butch chick in the leather chaps, when our eyes met, and it was magic.

First, I want to be clear that I wasn't calling you a filthy whore, it was the woman I was doggy-styling, and that was only after her repeated insistence that I talk dirty to her. I promise I would treat you more respectfully than that.

I also want to make clear that I don't normally go down on other guys, but since you were taken and she was the only other attractive woman there, and part of the package was that her husband had to get in on the action, well, desperate times call for desperate acts...

Anyway, the point is, I think I love you. I know, we've not met, and I don't think any of my semen actually ended up in you, though we can't be sure of that, now can we, but probably not, so that makes us complete strangers. But there was that moment, that electric moment, before you started to gyrate wildly and cry out in some foreign language (was that French? I love French), and before I had to take on that unsavory but necessary oral task that I'd just as soon forget, except for this persistent heartburn I've got today, when we connected, and it was as if I could see into your soul, and you into mine.

So can't we give it a try? All I'm asking for is a cup of coffee. And perhaps a threesome, if your roommate is hot, or if we meet a sexy stranger on the street. But let's just start by getting to know each other, okay?

art914 · 06-25-2009, 02:02 PM

lol i would do it

but i might end up laughing at the kids

MaDalton · 06-25-2009, 02:32 PM

lol, thats great

96ukssob · 06-25-2009, 02:58 PM

priceless

TurboAngel · 06-25-2009, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele

There should be quite a few volunteers from here then.

You got it! LMAO

pornguy · 06-25-2009, 03:03 PM

sad to do it that way.

NinjaSteve · 06-25-2009, 03:32 PM

Poor Skittles

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 06-25-2009, 03:34 PM

i would have just backed over the dog in the driveway. $500 saved...

solopimps · 06-25-2009, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

i would have just backed over the dog in the driveway. $500 saved...

That's the best chuckle I have had all day, thanks

Vicious_B · 06-26-2009, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

Goddammit. I didn't even know they had a "best of" section. Now I just found another way to waste an hour a day, at least.

BTW, this one is awesome.

I know what you mean. There is some real funny shit in there

Spunky · 06-26-2009, 05:54 AM

Heh heh,that's hilarious

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 07:17 AM

ohh i see

Iron Fist · 06-26-2009, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

that's so awesome

Poor guy doesn't want to be the one to make his little girls cry.

Yeah awesome that he's an idiot father who can't handle a little emotional outburst. Can't wait to see how his spoiled brat girls will grow up acting like.

fusionx · 06-26-2009, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

Yeah awesome that he's an idiot father who can't handle a little emotional outburst. Can't wait to see how his spoiled brat girls will grow up acting like.

Future porn models in training...

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