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Old 06-18-2009, 09:14 PM   #1
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Traffic Light Camera's **LOL**

A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed.

He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

He thought this was quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he drove past the area, but the traffic camera flashed yet again.

He tried a fourth time with the same result.

The fifth time he was laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later, he got five traffic fine letters in the mail for driving without a seat belt.

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Old 06-18-2009, 09:17 PM   #2
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Omg, I heard that about 25 years ago, my old chap used to crack himself up repeating it over and over when he was drunk.

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Old 06-18-2009, 09:18 PM   #3
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the cops know you pass by there, therefor always take a pic of you..
Are you sure your not driving topless again?
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Old 06-18-2009, 10:00 PM   #4
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the cops know you pass by there, therefor always take a pic of you..
Are you sure your not driving topless again?
I have done that before hahaha But not pics from traffic lights haha
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Old 06-18-2009, 10:02 PM   #5
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I have done that before hahaha But not pics from traffic lights haha
I know you soo well!
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Old 06-18-2009, 10:37 PM   #6
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One time my woman did oblay objay in a parking lot with cameras and I never saw them until we were leaving
I didn't tell her
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Old 06-18-2009, 10:54 PM   #7
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One time my woman did oblay objay in a parking lot with cameras and I never saw them until we were leaving
I didn't tell her
man next time your woman doesn't oblay objay you have a serious word with her!!!!!!!
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:17 PM   #8
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