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Blackamooka · 06-25-2009, 07:44 PM

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

Because there are twenty of them.

Wait, is it too early?

GrouchyAdmin · 06-25-2009, 07:45 PM

Actually, you're about 6 hours late to the party - but thanks for coming.

Ooh, Tuna Casserole. That's a party food if I've ever seen one.

jmcb420 · 06-25-2009, 07:46 PM

not at all.

Why did Michael Jackson go to wal-mart?

Because he heard little boys pants were half off.

Lewis_T · 06-25-2009, 09:11 PM

Michael Jackson, the Pope and a bunch of kids are on a plane.
Suddenly the plane becomes out of control and is on course to crash.
"Here, there are two parachutes," said the Pope.
"What about the kids?" replied Jacko.
"Fuck the kids," said the Pope.
To this, Jacko said, "Have we got time?"

I bought my new car stereo today. It's voice activated.
If I shout, "Country," it plays Dolly Parton, if I shout, "Rock," it plays Guns and Roses.
I was driving through town the other day when some children ran out in front of me.
I shouted, "FUCKING KIDS!" and it played Michael Jackson.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave little boys' bedrooms with empty sacks.

2012 · 06-25-2009, 09:17 PM

A he heee heeeeeeeeeee

V_RocKs · 06-25-2009, 09:55 PM

time flies when you are having pun.

STAROTICA · 06-25-2009, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wildcash_lewis

Michael Jackson, the Pope and a bunch of kids are on a plane.
Suddenly the plane becomes out of control and is on course to crash.
"Here, there are two parachutes," said the Pope.
"What about the kids?" replied Jacko.
"Fuck the kids," said the Pope.
To this, Jacko said, "Have we got time?"

I bought my new car stereo today. It's voice activated.
If I shout, "Country," it plays Dolly Parton, if I shout, "Rock," it plays Guns and Roses.
I was driving through town the other day when some children ran out in front of me.
I shouted, "FUCKING KIDS!" and it played Michael Jackson.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave little boys' bedrooms with empty sacks.

zing....bam.....

Adam_M · 06-25-2009, 10:24 PM

Who's Bad!

2MuchMark · 06-25-2009, 10:40 PM

this thread: fail.

fusionx · 06-25-2009, 11:36 PM

How do you know it's bed time at MJ's house?

The big hand is on the little hand...

bobby666 · 06-26-2009, 01:53 AM

this thread is a thriller

The Duck · 06-26-2009, 02:23 AM

Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a message to the paramedics on his way to the hospital.. "put me on the childrens ward".

The Duck · 06-26-2009, 02:24 AM

His heart didnt beat it.

The Duck · 06-26-2009, 02:26 AM

Youve been hit by
Youve been struck by
A smooth heart attack

cam_girls · 06-26-2009, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Duck

Youve been hit by
Youve been struck by
A smooth heart attack

I'll paypal anyone $50 to put that to music!

seeandsee · 06-26-2009, 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wildcash_lewis

Michael Jackson, the Pope and a bunch of kids are on a plane.
Suddenly the plane becomes out of control and is on course to crash.
"Here, there are two parachutes," said the Pope.
"What about the kids?" replied Jacko.
"Fuck the kids," said the Pope.
To this, Jacko said, "Have we got time?"

Allformyspace · 06-26-2009, 04:36 AM

The Game!
http://markehrlich.com/humor/savemic...cksonsbaby.htm

Blazed · 06-26-2009, 05:44 AM

Michael Jackson is to be cremated and sprinkled into curry so kids can feel him go through their arse one more time.

Chicks Delivery · 06-26-2009, 05:53 AM

LOL.... funny jokes....

gornyhuy · 06-26-2009, 05:55 AM

Whats the difference between MJ and acne?

Acne doesn't come on your face until you are about 13 years old.

voa · 06-26-2009, 06:08 AM

Weird time for jokes about him

pornguy · 06-26-2009, 06:27 AM

Those are funny.

czarina · 06-26-2009, 06:31 AM

eek, you guys are sick! But you did make me laugh

tranza · 06-26-2009, 06:45 AM

Shouldn't do that. FAIL

Ravage · 06-26-2009, 06:53 AM

I already know I'm going to hell, so here goes:

What are Ed MacMahon, Farrah Fawcet and MJ getting for Christmas?

Patrick Swayze

brassmonkey · 06-26-2009, 07:03 AM

anger thread

raven1083 · 06-26-2009, 07:15 AM

little respect for the pop of king

Kenny B! · 06-26-2009, 08:16 AM

When Farrah Fawcett rrived in heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe....

.... so God killed Michael Jackson.

escorpio · 06-26-2009, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adult Rental Chris

I already know I'm going to hell, so here goes:

What are Ed MacMahon, Farrah Fawcet and MJ getting for Christmas?

Patrick Swayze

You are definitely going to hell, man.

Cash · 06-26-2009, 09:09 AM

He was a great singer and dancer and I enjoyed his music when he was at the top. May he rest in peace ...

Smiley · 06-26-2009, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blackamooka

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

Because there are twenty of them.

Wait, is it too early?

a bit late...i posted that joke yesterday mins after his death....its a good one and since i stole it from a good friend of mine, you can use it too....and its never to soon to poke fun at a child pee pee toucher like wacko was....

Grisey · 06-26-2009, 09:16 AM

http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com/ came across this before

Wayne

Smiley · 06-26-2009, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grisey

http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com/ came across this before

Wayne

some good ones on there

Vicious_B · 06-26-2009, 09:35 AM

Within minutes of them confirming his death I got 3 text messages with the same MJ joke.

onlineriches · 06-26-2009, 10:19 AM

Breaking News from LA Medical Examiner - Los Angeles, CA - CNN.com

Michael Jackson autopsy reveals cause of death to be severe case of food poisoning.

.......... he ate a twelve year old weiner.

John-ACWM · 06-26-2009, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam_WildCash

Who's Bad!

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