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adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 05:34 AM

hello guys

kacy booked seo analysis service for $50.
here are problems found in his site so if u have any in your site u can take care.
thanks

his website

http://certifiedhosting.com

main problems found are below

thanks for using our service of seo analysis of your site.
here are the point we got wrong in your website.

1:- No images have alt tag or description so search engine looks it as blank page so it cant display in search results.
2:- Very very rubbish coding is done in your site and defiantly it can block your site to search engines as u have 71 wornings in your website few are very serious. see the image attached first.

3:- you have used title tag more then 1 time in your site it blocks your site in google see attached image

4:- according to coding rules there is syntax of coding but in your site its done very wrong

the correct syntax is
<html>

<head>

<title>

</title>
</head>
<body>

</body>

</html>

but u have wrong as <html> <head><title></title></head>

<body>

<head><title></title></head>

</body>
</html>

the highlight is bulnder mistake and u cant have these tags inside body but only before body. this blocks your site in all search engines.

5:- meta tags and meta data stuff done unprofessionally.

6:- bugs are attached in images when search engines looks at your site it finds a lot of errors see last 3 images.

7:- to fix issues u need to go to each page and check code

there are more problems only main are pointed here.

HorseShit · 06-26-2009, 05:37 AM

congrats to the winners

MaDalton · 06-26-2009, 05:39 AM

i hope you asked before posting this here.

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin

congrats to the winners

thanks

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 05:44 AM

anybody else interested in service?

seeandsee · 06-26-2009, 05:44 AM

is this for real?

lagcam · 06-26-2009, 05:44 AM

Hmmmm pay $50 to be embarrassed in public by a smart ass know all?

I think I will pass.

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

is this for real?

yes its real!

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam

Hmmmm pay $50 to be embarrassed in public by a smart ass know all?

I think I will pass.

will not be made public without permissions!

The Heron · 06-26-2009, 05:48 AM

If you don't know that shit already you shouldn't be building websites, what a waste of 50 bucks

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron

If you don't know that shit already you shouldn't be building websites, what a waste of 50 bucks

you are right but people still make mistakes and have bugs u see!

HorseShit · 06-26-2009, 05:57 AM

I just realized you're that idiot that offers a bunch of retarded services. It's funny they even paid the $50

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin

I just realized you're that idiot that offers a bunch of retarded services. It's funny they even paid the $50

you're that idiot who never understand things anyway bump for u

czarina · 06-26-2009, 05:59 AM

... this thread proves that spam works!

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina

... this thread proves that spam works!

it depends on you and your thinking that what u think

Denny · 06-26-2009, 06:05 AM

why this loser isn't banned yet?

V_RocKs · 06-26-2009, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin

I just realized you're that idiot that offers a bunch of retarded services. It's funny they even paid the $50

I just realized I am replying to a post that doesn't exist because you said you were leaving.

tranza · 06-26-2009, 06:09 AM

It can't be possible...

l0lf4c3 · 06-26-2009, 06:13 AM

errr... wut?

fris · 06-26-2009, 06:14 AM

you are using seo stuff thats out of date

Iron Fist · 06-26-2009, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam

Hmmmm pay $50 to be embarrassed in public by a smart ass know all?

I think I will pass.

Smart Ass know it all? Please.... he has a FireFox extension that tells him that the page is unvalidated markup. I haven't seen anything yet that would show me that he has any real SEO skills at all yet.

Jdoughs · 06-26-2009, 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

you are using seo stuff thats out of date

Its not really his fault he's a fucking idiot.

Zorgman · 06-26-2009, 06:18 AM

Going by the screenshots and your "so called" hints in hand writting over the top in photoshop?

I would decline as I don't pay kids to do my work.

Best of luck.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 06-26-2009, 06:20 AM

is this a joke?

fess up, whos fake nick is that

Iron Fist · 06-26-2009, 06:30 AM

pornguy · 06-26-2009, 06:36 AM

I love people that think you have to have perfect html for listings..

Idiots.

qxm · 06-26-2009, 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

ahahhahah this is amusing!

An SEO guy doing "consultations for $50" and his own site has no backlink power, is full of errors (including grammatical ones) ... and who thinks of himself as an expert ....

Si · 06-26-2009, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

qxm · 06-26-2009, 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

I love people that think you have to have perfect html for listings..

Idiots.

Precisely... I USED to think that way back in the days of the link trading n dinosaur techniques (2000) ............but then I started to see some sites being ranked quite high in the serps and they had no clear "on-page optimization" done.. their code was trashy and no CSS was used at all.....I knew something else was going on.... ... and that was way back in the days ...

LeRoy · 06-26-2009, 06:46 AM

The master of SEO is at it again

Farang · 06-26-2009, 06:48 AM

What, what, you have a problem with this?
Maybe I should hit you with my fist.

qxm · 06-26-2009, 06:57 AM

well... this might hurt certifiedhosting more than it hurts this guy...I mean who in his right mind would ....... oh well.... ... I better go have some breakfast

fris · 06-26-2009, 07:00 AM

even Baddogs seo advice is better than this, and thats not saying much

Si · 06-26-2009, 07:01 AM

LOL!

If anyone wants to save themselves $50 and not give this fucking retard any money.

Visit this site: http://uitest.com/en/check/

It's probably more in-depth than any of this moron's broken english bullshit.

WiredGuy · 06-26-2009, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultprogrammer

5:- meta tags and meta data stuff done unprofessionally.

Because your post was so professional to begin with? lol
WG

kacy · 06-26-2009, 08:39 AM

Unfortunately, I did pay him $50. I have a client that asked about his previous post and if I thought they should try it out. I told my client don't waste the money, but they really thought they needed some SEO help. I said tell you what, our site was just put up and has zero SEO done to it. I will pay the $50 for his "analyzis" just to see what he will come back with. That way you won't be out the money and you can see if he provides anything useful.

The information was basic, no meta tags and crappy coding. We wants $550 to fix it all and basically told him yea I will probably do it next week and gave him the brush off. I have no intention of paying this guy $550 to add some meta tag descriptions.

I also asked him some harder questions that he had no answers for. Like why he thought nakedhosting.com was on page 1 of google and its not anymore with no changes to the website. Its obvious his skills are limited to the meta tags LOL

Now I see this post, nice! I asked him why he posted this without any permission? He says he going to ask the admins to delete it, LOL Yea right ok whatever. He honestly thinks he has some "in" here.

Needless to say my client or anyone I know will be using his services.

$50 for sheer entertainment at this point ;)

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 06-26-2009, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

even Baddogs seo advice is better than this, and thats not saying much

Mark_E4A · 06-26-2009, 09:00 AM

hey Kacy

if you want a real look at the site hit me up, this guy is a joker.

in his other thread he already proved he knows nothing

AND i wont post it here in public lol

adultprogrammer please go away, you DO NOT know seo, stop pretending

what you say is such bullshit i cant stop laughing

96ukssob · 06-26-2009, 09:04 AM

seriously?

kacy · 06-26-2009, 09:04 AM

Thanx Mark, I will contact you

I have alot of clients that need work done as well.

jact · 06-26-2009, 09:07 AM

Wow is all I can say.

Mark_E4A · 06-26-2009, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kacy

Thanx Mark, I will contact you

I have alot of clients that need work done as well.

sounds good

GrouchyAdmin · 06-26-2009, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kacy

Unfortunately, I did pay him $50.

He assisted me with my "nice" "girls" "usa" for free!

WiredGuy · 06-26-2009, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kacy

I also asked him some harder questions that he had no answers for. Like why he thought nakedhosting.com was on page 1 of google and its not anymore with no changes to the website. Its obvious his skills are limited to the meta tags LOL

You (not all of gfy) can feel free to hit me up on ICQ/email any time. Considering how long I've known you and Tonda at shows, I'd be happy to give you some suggestions and help you out, and for free ;)
WG

kacy · 06-26-2009, 09:37 AM

Thanx WiredGuy

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 06-26-2009, 09:56 AM

never trust anyone who claims to be an seo expert...

seo experts are making themselves money with their skills...

BradM · 06-26-2009, 09:58 AM

Only jews can be SEO experts. Anyone else is full of shit

CaptainHowdy · 06-26-2009, 10:42 AM

Where I can contact you to hire your services??

B O B · 06-26-2009, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark_E4A

sounds good

seriously
if there is one guy I can highly recommend for SE work, its Mark...

he has proven himself to me many times over the years...and continues today with some work he is doing for me...

If Mark was PR...he's PR7 baby...pure money in the bank!

dooglas · 06-26-2009, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B O B

seriously
if there is one guy I can highly recommend for SE work, its Mark...

he has proven himself to me many times over the years...and continues today with some work he is doing for me...

If Mark was PR...he's PR7 baby...pure money in the bank!

I disagree with you! Mark is a PR8..in adult! Best SEO guy in the biz. Got me everything I ever wanted.

06-26-2009, 05:34 AM	#1
adultprogrammer So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: india Posts: 294	wow Kacy booked $50 seo analysis services hello guys kacy booked seo analysis service for $50. here are problems found in his site so if u have any in your site u can take care. thanks his website http://certifiedhosting.com main problems found are below thanks for using our service of seo analysis of your site. here are the point we got wrong in your website. 1:- No images have alt tag or description so search engine looks it as blank page so it cant display in search results. 2:- Very very rubbish coding is done in your site and defiantly it can block your site to search engines as u have 71 wornings in your website few are very serious. see the image attached first. 3:- you have used title tag more then 1 time in your site it blocks your site in google see attached image 4:- according to coding rules there is syntax of coding but in your site its done very wrong the correct syntax is <html> <head> <title> </title> </head> <body> </body> </html> but u have wrong as <html> <head><title></title></head> <body> <head><title></title></head> </body> </html> the highlight is bulnder mistake and u cant have these tags inside body but only before body. this blocks your site in all search engines. 5:- meta tags and meta data stuff done unprofessionally. 6:- bugs are attached in images when search engines looks at your site it finds a lot of errors see last 3 images. 7:- to fix issues u need to go to each page and check code there are more problems only main are pointed here.

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06-26-2009, 07:01 AM	#34
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06-26-2009, 08:39 AM	#36
kacy Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: So Cal Posts: 877	Unfortunately, I did pay him $50. I have a client that asked about his previous post and if I thought they should try it out. I told my client don't waste the money, but they really thought they needed some SEO help. I said tell you what, our site was just put up and has zero SEO done to it. I will pay the $50 for his "analyzis" just to see what he will come back with. That way you won't be out the money and you can see if he provides anything useful. The information was basic, no meta tags and crappy coding. We wants $550 to fix it all and basically told him yea I will probably do it next week and gave him the brush off. I have no intention of paying this guy $550 to add some meta tag descriptions. I also asked him some harder questions that he had no answers for. Like why he thought nakedhosting.com was on page 1 of google and its not anymore with no changes to the website. Its obvious his skills are limited to the meta tags LOL Now I see this post, nice! I asked him why he posted this without any permission? He says he going to ask the admins to delete it, LOL Yea right ok whatever. He honestly thinks he has some "in" here. Needless to say my client or anyone I know will be using his services. $50 for sheer entertainment at this point ;) __________________ ~Kacy Last edited by kacy; 06-26-2009 at 08:42 AM..

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06-26-2009, 09:04 AM	#40
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