Would you buy this kind of golf club? - GoFuckYourself.com

iTouch! · 07-03-2009, 01:56 AM

http://consumerist.com/5303035/ten-s...-in-capitalism

I don't think i could use it in public it would take me till everyone went away to be able to go!

Jakke PNG · 07-03-2009, 02:20 AM

I just pee in the bushes if I *REALLY* have to (or in the bag of some asshole who is in my group).

voa · 07-03-2009, 02:32 AM

In fact i will never ever buy a golf club

JimmiDean · 07-03-2009, 03:00 AM

Nope use a bush or even better a bathroom.

tranza · 07-03-2009, 05:57 AM

WTF?? It needs to be a joke!

Mike Semen · 07-03-2009, 06:59 AM

Thats dumber than the rotating office chair. just piss in the bushes ffs. Everybody does it.

420 · 07-03-2009, 07:11 AM

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How many times has this happened? You're playing 18 holes with your best buddies, drinking sport-"ades", water, beer, etc. You're coming up to the 3rd hole with no rest room in sight. There are no trees or bushes around and you just have to go, what are you going to do?

The UroClub? is the discrete, sanitary way for your urgent relief. Created by a Board Certified Urologist, it looks like an ordinary golf club, but contains a reservoir built into the grip to relieve yourself. The UroClub? is leak proof, easy to clean and no more embarrassing moments.

So you pay to carry piss around for 15 holes instead of taking a leak on the fairway? I just thought of a new invention. The DefaClub?

woj · 07-03-2009, 07:12 AM

gotta be a joke

Si · 07-03-2009, 07:22 AM

My cock wouldn't fit in that for a start.

Kenny B! · 07-03-2009, 07:57 AM

That's retarded, but I'm sure someone is buying it

Scott McD · 07-03-2009, 09:00 AM

What if you need a shit ??

Deesnuts · 07-03-2009, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

What if you need a shit ??

So you pay to carry piss around for 15 holes instead of taking a leak on the fairway? I just thought of a new invention. The DefaClub?

96ukssob · 07-03-2009, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by 420

So you pay to carry piss around for 15 holes instead of taking a leak on the fairway? I just thought of a new invention. The DefaClub?

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Originally Posted by Deesnuts

So you pay to carry piss around for 15 holes instead of taking a leak on the fairway? I just thought of a new invention. The DefaClub?

hmmmmmm....

Lee · 07-03-2009, 09:55 AM

Yeah the driver head could contain a "secret" lid, so you can carry up to 460cc of fresh shit, if you had a curry the night before you would be screwed though.

Itchy · 07-03-2009, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Jakke PNG

I just pee in the bushes if I *REALLY* have to (or in the bag of some asshole who is in my group).

iTouch! · 07-03-2009, 11:03 AM

lol at all the replies

07-03-2009, 01:56 AM	#1
iTouch! So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: $ land Posts: 1,457	Would you buy this kind of golf club? http://consumerist.com/5303035/ten-s...-in-capitalism I don't think i could use it in public it would take me till everyone went away to be able to go!

07-03-2009, 02:20 AM	#2
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I just pee in the bushes if I REALLY have to (or in the bag of some asshole who is in my group). __________________ ..and I'm off.

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JimmiDean Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Margarittaville Posts: 3,433	Nope use a bush or even better a bathroom. __________________ My God there's Porn on here! Still on the Beach !!!

07-03-2009, 05:57 AM	#5
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	WTF?? It needs to be a joke! __________________ I'm just a newbie.

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Mike Semen Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: London Town Posts: 2,924	Thats dumber than the rotating office chair. just piss in the bushes ffs. Everybody does it. __________________ ICQ 1454 81 522 \|

07-03-2009, 02:32 AM	#3
voa Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 16,532	In fact i will never ever buy a golf club

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woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	gotta be a joke __________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

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Si Such Fun! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,900	My cock wouldn't fit in that for a start.

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Scott McD Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 67,795	What if you need a shit ?? __________________ I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

07-03-2009, 09:55 AM	#14
Lee Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kernow Posts: 2,977	Yeah the driver head could contain a "secret" lid, so you can carry up to 460cc of fresh shit, if you had a curry the night before you would be screwed though.

07-03-2009, 11:03 AM	#16
iTouch! So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: $ land Posts: 1,457	lol at all the replies