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07-12-2009, 12:14 PM
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Warning: Do Not Touch your Pipi After Hand Sanitizer!!!!!!!
Fuckkkkkkkkk!
 The pain is worst than if I had Jalapeños!
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07-12-2009, 12:16 PM
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I am an Alien from space
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at least your "pipi" is now sanitized. haha
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07-12-2009, 12:17 PM
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Just spray a little after shave over the pipi
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07-12-2009, 12:20 PM
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I make pixels work
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pour some Mtn Dew on it...
Yellow #5 kills all
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07-12-2009, 12:21 PM
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So Fucking What
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the ghost of Jalapeno past is in your asssssss
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07-12-2009, 12:21 PM
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In other News :
If your date eats a slice of pizza covered with that crushed red pepper then cancel the blowjob. 
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07-12-2009, 12:24 PM
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I've never felt pain like this!!!!!!
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07-12-2009, 12:24 PM
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Ah My Balls
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Try rubbing it on your balls and come back with a report for us. Better yet video tape it and upload it to youtube.
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07-12-2009, 12:25 PM
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So Fucking What
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if you think that's bad -- shave your head and then apply generous portions of ben-gay to your baldness ...
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07-12-2009, 12:27 PM
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LMAO - were you trying to ensure your hands were clean before touching yourself? I guess that's one way of having safe sex. LOL
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07-12-2009, 12:30 PM
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After coming from dive bar we both realized it was a dirty place....Even though we did dirty stuff at the house...... 
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07-12-2009, 12:54 PM
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hmm... I knew that was going to happen. I said it as a joke but somehow I knew giving hand sanitizers in a bottle that looked like lub wasn't going to work. LOL! At least I know.. you're 99% germ free.
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07-12-2009, 12:59 PM
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07-12-2009, 01:04 PM
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That sucks man. Just have 14 or 15 jager shots and you'll be just fine
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07-12-2009, 01:12 PM
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07-12-2009, 01:14 PM
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07-12-2009, 01:17 PM
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07-12-2009, 01:19 PM
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07-12-2009, 01:39 PM
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Hand Sanitizer is not a replacement for vaseline.
WG
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07-12-2009, 01:47 PM
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I’m still alive barley.
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Damn I know I'm weird lol I love taken Dial hand sanitizer to my balls and dick after sex it burns as much as rubbing alcohol lol!
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07-12-2009, 01:48 PM
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CHECK MY SIG-AMAZING SITE
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Thanks for sharing
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07-12-2009, 01:52 PM
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07-12-2009, 02:25 PM
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I treated myself to some cookies and cream ice cream today...
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07-12-2009, 02:28 PM
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You have mutilated dick, don't you (aka circumcised)
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07-12-2009, 02:33 PM
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I did something dumb with Sanitizer when I tried to peel off that little protective tab with my mouth, and a little bit got on my lips and tongue.
I was sticking my lips in ice water for 20 minutes, and drinking milk the rest of the day.
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07-12-2009, 02:48 PM
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On a semi-related note, do not spray Axe bodyspray on your bunghole. Just sayin'...
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07-12-2009, 02:51 PM
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who again was the hero who put icy hot on his dick? and wasn't there a video?
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07-12-2009, 02:53 PM
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hmm i think your junk only hurts if it has an STD to fight
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07-12-2009, 03:48 PM
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Coupon Guru
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07-12-2009, 03:53 PM
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I gave an old boyfriend a handjob with icy hot once.
OH WOW.. 1000 posts.. big deal... |
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07-12-2009, 03:56 PM
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sounds like a classic case of alcohol on an open wound.. good luck
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07-12-2009, 04:13 PM
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Ok, thanks for the tip.
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07-12-2009, 04:33 PM
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Just spank it few times!
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07-12-2009, 04:35 PM
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07-12-2009, 05:28 PM
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oh god...
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07-12-2009, 05:35 PM
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Do Fun Shit.
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07-12-2009, 08:18 PM
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Yes, you're a little crazy, but that's not news, is it? How is your "pipi" doing?
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07-12-2009, 08:20 PM
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Maybe it's that open herpes blister that's stinging?
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07-12-2009, 09:54 PM
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Ooooooohhhh ooowwwww!
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07-12-2009, 11:30 PM
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If you put hand sanitizer on your dick and then get a blowjob, the girl will get a pretty nasty throat infection.
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07-13-2009, 06:49 AM
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boots are my religion
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never had such a problem
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07-13-2009, 07:31 AM
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I will throw hand sanatizer on my cock after barebacking a random chick. I like the pain, that means you know its working
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07-13-2009, 02:35 PM
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I hope your pipi is feeling better!!!
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