Aff Programs: It's Time To Stop w/ The Money Stacks - GoFuckYourself.com

FlexxAeon · 11-17-2008, 06:03 PM

Money stacks
Foreign cars
Huge houses
Sexy women hanging onto the computer geek

stop with that imagery. these days it's just a bold faced lie

...I'm looking at you, Cams Skin

Here's a true graphic. Show a bill with a "PAID" rubber stamp on it. That'll get me all hot.

MOxxx · 11-17-2008, 06:04 PM

you forgot jewelry and Iphones.

Barefootsies · 11-17-2008, 06:17 PM

cackle..

PersianKitty · 11-17-2008, 06:27 PM

Did I hear a cackle?

- Jesus Christ - · 11-17-2008, 06:28 PM

This is a poem. I call it...

"ODE TO GFY"

Mom brings my dinner to the basement. Again.
I eat, while starring at affiliate program graphics.
Never signing up.
Never logging in.

I gently weep and drift to sleep
clutching my pillow.

FlexxAeon · 11-17-2008, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ -

This is a poem. I call it...

"ODE TO GFY"

Mom brings my dinner to the basement. Again.
I eat, while starring at affiliate program graphics.
Never signing up.
Never logging in.

I gently weep and drift to sleep
clutching my pillow.

WiredGuy · 11-17-2008, 07:24 PM

With the economy the way it is, its probably more realistic to show off food stamps.
WG

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-17-2008, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

With the economy the way it is, its probably more realistic to show off food stamps.
WG

I approve of this message.

collegeboobies · 11-17-2008, 08:34 PM

i agree, a stack of webmaster checks would be better

scouser · 11-17-2008, 08:40 PM

could be worse, could be the stock images of people holding laptops or businessmen staring out of windows

Manowar · 11-17-2008, 08:44 PM

i wish i could get paid in stacks LOL

Yngwie · 11-17-2008, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

With the economy the way it is, its probably more realistic to show off food stamps.
WG

and bus passes lol

FlexxAeon · 11-17-2008, 09:07 PM

how does one draw a stack of chargebacks?

NaughtyRob · 11-17-2008, 09:42 PM

We just have some hot cartoon chicks.

Z · 11-17-2008, 11:18 PM

We're going for the stacks of cash, big house, foreign cars and other bling on our new program page.

Realistically, if somebody starts with our program and does what we tell them, they'll make $100k or more in their first year. That's not a guess, it's proven over and over in the last 18 months with more than 30 of our affiliates.

$100k as an annual salary isn't much to some of us, but it's a fuckton to a lot of people and those things are the picture that says 1000 words.

FlexxAeon · 11-18-2008, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z

We're going for the stacks of cash, big house, foreign cars and other bling on our new program page.

Realistically, if somebody starts with our program and does what we tell them, they'll make $100k or more in their first year. That's not a guess, it's proven over and over in the last 18 months with more than 30 of our affiliates.

$100k as an annual salary isn't much to some of us, but it's a fuckton to a lot of people and those things are the picture that says 1000 words.

slingin' crack? cause it can't be porn

seeandsee · 11-18-2008, 04:04 AM

we are not rich webmasters?

FlexxAeon · 07-17-2009, 03:50 PM

bumping this ancient thread because i still see that shit

seriously. it looks like a bad master p album cover

and your program name doesn't need the words cash, money, stacks, dollars, pesos, schillings, or any other currency derivative (moolah is okay though... i don't see moolah enough!)

lets get professional here....

11-17-2008, 06:03 PM	#1
FlexxAeon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,765	Aff Programs: It's Time To Stop w/ The Money Stacks Money stacks Foreign cars Huge houses Sexy women hanging onto the computer geek stop with that imagery. these days it's just a bold faced lie ...I'm looking at you, Cams Skin Here's a true graphic. Show a bill with a "PAID" rubber stamp on it. That'll get me all hot. __________________ flexx [dot] aeon [at] gmail

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11-17-2008, 08:34 PM	#9
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11-17-2008, 11:18 PM	#15
Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	We're going for the stacks of cash, big house, foreign cars and other bling on our new program page. Realistically, if somebody starts with our program and does what we tell them, they'll make $100k or more in their first year. That's not a guess, it's proven over and over in the last 18 months with more than 30 of our affiliates. $100k as an annual salary isn't much to some of us, but it's a fuckton to a lot of people and those things are the picture that says 1000 words.

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07-17-2009, 03:50 PM	#18
FlexxAeon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,765	bumping this ancient thread because i still see that shit seriously. it looks like a bad master p album cover and your program name doesn't need the words cash, money, stacks, dollars, pesos, schillings, or any other currency derivative (moolah is okay though... i don't see moolah enough!) lets get professional here.... __________________ flexx [dot] aeon [at] gmail