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TXT a girl and ask if you can "tap that"
Results I got:
Girl1: Me: Hey you around? I got a question for you. Her: what's up? Me: When you gonna let me tap that? Her: i don't see you that way. You are just my friend and we will only be friends. I love you tho. Me: a simple "no" would have sufficed Fml! Girl2: Me: hey Her: hey! Wats up? Me: nothin, when you gonna let me tap that? [No response for 5 minutes] g/f: did u just ask my cousin if u could "tap that"? Me: no :D Post your results! (Yes I am THAT bored)
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![]() Warning: Individual results will vary Me: Hey how are you? Sister in law: Good... sup? Me: when am I gonna get a chance to tap that? Sister in law: ... Me: Don't tell your sister Sister in law: ok ![]() |
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maybe your texts got wire tapped
They tapped that
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Holla!!!
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Hahahaha..funny!
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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Bill: wuddup
Bill: got money today? fucksakes: nothin, when you gonna let me tap that? Bill: lol wtf fucksakes: hey there Brazzers: hi fucksakes: when you gonna let me tap that? Brazzers: tap what bro? fucksakes: hey Caroline: Hi Danny fucksakes: when you gonna let me tap that? Caroline: what? lol fucksakes: lol fucksakes: just fucking with ya Caroline: i was like omg his comp has a virus was my first thought lol fucksakes: someone said.. say that to random ppl and see what kinda response ill get. Caroline: ok let me make it more interesting then... Oh danny i've liked you since i was 12 even tho ure my cousin LOL |
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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fucksakes: hey there
Brazzer#2 : hey danny wassup? fucksakes: Brazzer sent me to you fucksakes: said you would let me tap that |
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Heron: when you gonna let me tap that
girl: damn I'm still sore from last night, when I get off work I guess |
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On MSN with the wife:
Me: Hey babe, wuzzup? Wife: Notta, whatcha' doing? Me: When's a good time to tap that? Wife: Huh? Me: You know...tap that thang. Wife: Ahh, we stopped that after the honeymoon, remember? |
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Me: Hey Ma.
Mom: whats on your mind son? Me: was just wondering when you were going to let me tap that. Mom: I thought you would never ask. Me: eeeeeeew. Mom: Giggity
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I make pixels work
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This thread ROCKS!!!!!!
If I only I was into texting.. Ill keep it verbal
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ill try my girlfriend at work via email.
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This thread delivers...
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livejasmin..
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![]() ![]() Every person I can think of to send that too would end up with bad results. ![]()
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Me: Hi
Mandy Blake: Hi Me: When you gonna let me tap that? Mandy Blake: What??? Me: When you gonna let me tap that? Mandy Blake: LOL, I saw what u wrote. What do u want to tap exactly? Me: OK, you're no fun. Forget I asked. :-)
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Me: Hey babe, how’s your day?
Girlfriend: Same, Same Me: Ah.. going to let me tap dat later? Girlfriend: haha exgirlfriend fucksakes: hey Sarah: hey fucksakes: wondering when your going to let me tap that Sarah: ? Sarah: who is this? fucksakes: danny.. one sec Sarah: why would you type that to me lol fucksakes: haha.. your no fun fucksakes: show ya in tha sec Sarah: you've already tapped this |
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Me: Howdy?
BritneySpears: like, yo? Me: When you gonna let me tap that? BritneySpears: tap? wha...? Me: You know...tap that. BritneySpears: take a number. |
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Me: Hey, you around? got a question for you...
Her: Whats up Me: When u gonna let me tap that? Her: You're joking right Me: I guess that means no Her: (1/2) If you were serious i need to delete that text and you need to ask another question because ***** knew you had a question when he left to go to work so Her: (2/2) hes gonna ask what it was ![]()
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"Sarah: you've already tapped this" haha lol
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holy fucking awkward i texted my friends cousin from his phone and she said sure
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Every single gal I asked told me to come on over?
WTF?
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First one up was an epic fail to Anne from XBiz...
Jeff: Hey Anne, I've got a question for you... Anne: Shoot! Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that? Anne: If a gfy thread told you to jump off a bridge, would you do that, too? Jeff: ![]() Anne: ![]() |
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Me: hey grandma
Grandma: hey Danny, you going to come see me soon Me: sure.. I was wondering if your going to let me tap dat? Grandma: ah come on.. first your father and now you! ![]() |
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Munki (10:55 AM):
yoo VideoSecretsJeff (10:55 AM): sup g Munki (10:55 AM): When you gonna let me tap that? VideoSecretsJeff (10:55 AM): again, you mean?
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Best one by far!
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This thread wins for Lulz.
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Me: What's up playa?
Angry Jew Cat: not much, not much Angry Jew Cat: slackin Angry Jew Cat: lol Me: So uhhh... When you gonna let me tap that? Angry Jew Cat: hmmm? Angry Jew Cat: lol |
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I knew you had tendencies...
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Do Fun Shit.
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Munki (10:54 AM):
http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/917542-doesnt-smile.html Butterfly (11:18 AM): haha, everyone loved it Munki (11:18 AM): good schitt Munki (11:19 AM): So when you gonna let me tap that? Butterfly (11:19 AM): right...lol
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awesome thread..more women need to be asked
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Garfield: what a boring day
fucksakes: yeah no kidding fucksakes: when you going ot let me tap dat Garfield: so... When you gonna let me tap that? Garfield: lmao fucksakes: :P Garfield: fucker |
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Me: Hey got a quick question
Punker Barbie: What's up babe? Me: when you going to let me tap that? Punker Barbie: When elephants fly ![]() shit
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my gf replies again: You wanna tap dat?
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Boneprone: Question for ya.
Boneprone: When are you gunna let me tap that? Nikki Portanova: Ya gotta call my secretary and make an appointment first. Boneprone: Ok Ill have my people call your people. Seems pretty simple? No?
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Me: Hey got a quick question
Trisha Uptown: Who is this? Me: civmatt Trisha Uptown: Cool!! I will save ur #. What's up? Me: when you going to let me tap that? Trisha Uptown: Hahahaha.... ur terrible!! No u just didn't ask me that
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