what a load of shit, kicked out of a strip club

[Jon Oso]

Having been in the industry for a few years I know the do's and dont's when it comes to strip clubs.

I keep my mouth shut about being a shooter.
I keep my mouth shut about working at other clubs.
I keep my mouth shut about the girls I have slept with at the club.

And I especially keep my mouth shut about the staff (non-dancers) I know that work there.

So I was utterly surprised as I got surrounded by the manager (Tim) and about 6 doormen as he explained to me that a girl I used to date said she was uncomfortable with me being there and he said I had to call it a night.

First thought came to my head is my almost identical twin, a guy who is about 7 years older than me, has a few of the same tattoos and looks almost identical to me.

The manager says to walk outside with him and we can get it straightened out.

At this point I am completely confused, I walked around the whole club about 20 minutes before, didn't see anyone I recognized except the waitress (whom I've never slept with and had talked to for a few minutes prior) and then plopped my ass down in front of the stage.

I should mention I was the ONLY person tipping out of the 15-20 guys in that section. Regardless.

I look around at my company, tell him it's entirely too much and I will walk out with him without a problem because I think he's mistaken me for someone else.

We walk out the front door past the doorgirl who looks awful familiar but no one I can put my finger on. get outside, he asks me what my name is and goes back inside. Comes out a few seconds later and tells me my full legal name - something VERY FEW people that I've met in the last 3 years know. I'm talking 5 maybe 6 people tops, none of them female.

So I ask him who could possibly be uncomfortable with me when I don't even recognize anyone in the club? He said her name is "Alex" or "Alec" which TOTALLY throws me off because I occasionally go by the name Alec Ashe when I'm out just to avoid drama.

So I tell him it's no big deal, I was leaving anyways and thanks for not being a douchebag about it.

My buddy the DJ calls me and apologizes, tells me he will find out who the girl was and what the deal was...

I text the ONLY person I know who also knows a girl named Alex (a girl I dated 4 years ago that I haven't heard from in 4 years) and he says "yeah she works there and said she'd get you booted if you ever showed up."



All in all I got a good chuckle out of it, I guess I made a lasting impression on this bitch.

When I told my buddy who it was he started yelling about how stupid it was and he was going to talk to the manager that kicked me out about the whole thing. I told him not to worry about it.

I have NEVER been kicked out of ANYWHERE before. Sucks but it probably saved me about a grand.




*cliffs*
My ex (this chick)


got me my first boot from a club that I had no idea she worked at, even after walking by her.

[BusterBunny]

congrats to the stripper er um

[Jon Oso]

that's the fucked up part- she's not even a stripper. she's the fucking doorgirl.

[CunningStunt]

This story could have been so much better.

[WeirdHomer]

Only question that comes into my mind is what did you do to her to have you thrown out?

[Jon Oso]

Honestly, I really didn't do anything.

The break-up consisted of me finding out she was sleeping with my best friend, I went over to her house to confront her about it. Told her I knew what was going on and told her I hoped he makes her happy. Took the stuff I had over there and left. We talked for a week or so after and then she freaked out because I had about 200 pictures and about 5 videos of us fucking and told me never to talk to her again. I didn't, and until tonight haven't seen her since I was 19.

They kept fucking for awhile, she started dating another friend of mine (classy broad right there) and now is engaged to someone else.

Don't know what she could possibly hold against me after all this time... but it's hilarious to me that she still hates me after 4 years haha.



And yes this thread could be a ton better but all the pics/videos are on another hard drive that I'm having music put on

[Rangermoore]

So Lets see the pics and video....

[burntfilm]

she prolly just wanted to exercise what little juice she has in this world. People do that to feel important. Hope she's worth the lost revenue to the club.

[InternetIsForPorn]

naked pics or it didn't happen

[Danielle]

You where done wrong here, but you handled it very professionally. Many would have shown their ass about it. So you +rep, girl -rep

Hugs,
Danielle

[Jon Oso]

Originally Posted by burntfilm

she prolly just wanted to exercise what little juice she has in this world. People do that to feel important. Hope she's worth the lost revenue to the club.

I completely agree with you. She couldn't keep me in a relationship where I treated her like a queen and she cheated on me... so this is her only way to hold me at her will.

As far as the second part -
I have a very bad habit of spending a LOT of money at strip clubs, especially nude clubs.


I would have COMPLETELY understood if it was a dancer that was uncomfortable. COMPLETELY. If they came up and said "We just want to let you know that one of our dancers is uncomfortable with you being around so if you could keep distance from her..." I would have just left without any hard feelings. I understand girls are there to make money and I'm not about to fuck up anyones game. I have been around way too long to be "that guy" who is going to be a dick like that.

But a door girl? I would have explained EVERYTHING to the manager and even shown him her naked pics on my phone haha.

What a joke. Only reason I was there in the first place was to say hey to the DJ, then I saw the AMAZING quality of girls they had there and my FEMALE friend and I decided to stick around. Needless to say, I'm not going to go back to a club where I'm not welcome because a doorgirl I dated YEARS ago wants to be a cunt. If a manager calls me and says I'm welcome back regardless if she's there or not I'll probably go back simply due to 97% of the girls there being 8s or above. Otherwise I will take my money elsewhere. Hard to find a strip club in Phoenix though that doesn't have at least ONE stripper, waitress or doorgirl that I haven't at least gotten a beej from.

[Bojangles]

Hahahahaha. Looks like you got the last laugh.

[San]

cool story bro

[Billionaire]

non issue if you can spend more than she brings

[Raf1]

I think she boosted your ego a bit after that scene

[Iron Fist]

It's beauty and the beast in one package.... what a little bitch

[CaptainHowdy]

Weird, I've heard strippers are the most emotionally balanced individuals...

[LeRoy]

That means you were trying to have too much fun.

Hot chick tho

[Profits of Doom]

As someone who also ran clubs for over 10 years I can tell you there is always two sides to every story. Sometimes you can get asshole managers or owners, but a good club isn't in the business of throwing out customers that are dropping money. I can't tell you how many times I have thrown own employees from other clubs for trying to recruit my girls...

[V_RocKs]

Chicks blow... but i am sure u already know that.

[marketsmart]

strippers are for fucking and abusing mentally, not dating..

[baddog]

Why would you have a pic of a chick on your phone from 4 years ago?

[Joe King]

Never fall in love with a dancing girl

[Luscious Media]

Good one.

I went to a strip club just the other night. My first time in many years. I had a really good buzz on when I got there. I ordered a double Crown neat and grabbed a chair by the stage. You know the chairs...low to the ground...wheels...small...and very light. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs and it's a tight fit.

Anyhow, I leaned forward to tip a dancer, the chair shoots out from under me and I go down on my ass. Not so bad, didn't spill my drink, the dancer laughed, I stood up.

I turn around to get the chair and it's now wedged under a table behind me. There's a few glasses laying on their side, a stripper with her mouth hanging open and what I think was a very upset customer. Never asked.

I pull the chair out from under their table, muttering an apology and the glasses now finish their decent to the floor via the strippers lap. Ooops.

Not one to dick around I immediately pulled 2 $20 bills out and offered the cash to them to replace their drinks and for their trouble. They took it, I went back to the stage and it was over. I was never even approached by a doorman, which I fully expected to be.

Oh...and all but one of my buddies melted into the background. Like gone. Fuckin pussies.

[seeandsee]

[mmcfadden]

how about them vids? i say show the vids or it likely never happened

[Nikki_Licks]

Jon, what club was it? Highlighter?

[LiveDose]

Originally Posted by Jon Oso

Honestly, I really didn't do anything.

The break-up consisted of me finding out she was sleeping with my best friend, I went over to her house to confront her about it. Told her I knew what was going on and told her I hoped he makes her happy. Took the stuff I had over there and left. We talked for a week or so after and then she freaked out because I had about 200 pictures and about 5 videos of us fucking and told me never to talk to her again. I didn't, and until tonight haven't seen her since I was 19.

They kept fucking for awhile, she started dating another friend of mine (classy broad right there) and now is engaged to someone else.

Don't know what she could possibly hold against me after all this time... but it's hilarious to me that she still hates me after 4 years haha.



And yes this thread could be a ton better but all the pics/videos are on another hard drive that I'm having music put on

Sounds like a whore, yes. But hopefully you run with some better friends these days...

[tony286]

I worked at strip clubs for many years unless the girl had a real reason. We never did that. If she said Im uncomfortable she would be told dont go near him. you were spending money not bothering anyone that was stupid on their part.

[SarahLLO]

Originally Posted by tony404

I worked at strip clubs for many years unless the girl had a real reason. We never did that. If she said Im uncomfortable she would be told dont go near him. you were spending money not bothering anyone that was stupid on their part.

Yeah, but who knows what stories she was spinning. If she's a really big dramawhore, it's entirely possible that she's spun some huge story arc featuring OP as an insane stalker or something. I know both guys and girls that will make up ridiculous bullshit about perfectly sane exes to get attention/spice up their otherwise boring lives.

I've even been the victim of it - there was a guy I dated for literally maybe 4 weeks, tops, back in like... 04, I think? I lost his number soon after, and never spoke to him after we stopped seeing each other. However, every few months (at least until I got a new number recently) I get a drunken phone call from whatever chick he's dating at the time, yelling at me about trying to 'get with her man' and such. I seriously haven't even SEEN the guy or even run into him in over five years, much less talked to him. It's so bizarre. I have a running list of random girls blocked on Facebook because he keeps sending crazy bitches at me. I don't get it the motivation, but I assume I've become the girl he can make up dramatic stories about because he knows we don't run in the same circles at all anymore and there's no one to call him on his shit, I guess? That's my theory, at least.

The best part is that like I said, we never even got serious...

[Ayla_SquareTurtle]

You have porn tapes staring this girl and still keep her naked pics on your phone...After she cheated with your best friend. Yet when you walked past her she only looked vaguely familiar and you couldn't place her?

Ummm...

[alias]

Boned out.

[Jon Oso]

profits of doom - Definitely wasn't trying to recruit girls. I know half the time even mentioning you work at another club will get you escorted out the door, so I don't bring it up. Most clubs I go to I know someone that works there anyways so people usually just know. If I plan on being there for awhile and a LOT of people know me I'll go up and introduce myself to a manager and let them know I'm just there to have fun and not to recruit.

baddog - pics aren't saved to my phone but the one I posted I have saved to my photobucket account and could have accessed it using the wifi at the club. I probably have the Razr I used while we were dating laying around somewhere with all the pics she'd send me but I doubt those phones even work anymore.

Lucious - I've done that shit too haha. Especially when I'm drunk, just throw money at it and people are cool about it. I would have expected a doorman to come up to you too though at least to check on you.

tony404 - I was under the same impression as EVERY club I've worked at we at least gave people the benifit of the doubt before throwing them out. Normally in the case of a stripper we'd tell her not to go around the guy and depending on the situation or story she told us we'd let the guy know not to go around her either but he was more than welcome to hang out at the club as long as there wasn't a problem. She must have made up some pretty impressive shit to have that many people come over to escort me out. At 6'5" 280 pounds I'm by no means a small guy, but their doormen were HUGE and in any other situation I think the person they were approaching would be put on the defensive immediately. The fact that is was over a door girl just baffles me as the only time I would have been near her was when I was leaving. All other times I was at least 20-30 feet away from her.

Ayla - pictures aren't directly saved onto the phone... videos are on a harddrive I use mostly for music storage and we dated for a reletively short time 4 years ago. Plus she weighs about 15 pounds more now than when we dated so it didn't look like her at all (90lbs to 105 so I've heard). If I'd have known it was her for sure I would have gone over and said something because as far as I knew there wasn't that kind of bad blood between us. If she had said she didn't want me there I would told the people I was with I was leaving and left before it was even a problem. She's just an immature drama-filled little girl. Oh well.

Nikki, I'll icq you when I get home, I don't like naming clubs online that I'm "bad mouthing" even though I don't really feel I'm saying anything overly negative about this club.